Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

dendoncker with a gruesome facial disfigurement there now ;)

physio having a look. all teeth still present

bit more like it

a fist has been put through the face of fulham's shonky defence

Should be level. Lookman is very dangerous.

He looks a player, incredible surge forward to set up that counter a while back

still out of sorts, good job Kamara had a mare, yeah Lookman was good

think the break might be good for us

Not an impressive victory, but a victory.

Attack is inert af rn

no settled wing backs and not playing an attacking mid to make up for that, there's a bunch of things i suspect but i'd like to think this is a transitional thing like i said. also pretty sure this is more points than we had after 4 games last season so nothing to get worked up about yet

time for the ilx derby folks

lol

lol

welp

I can go back to the cricket earlier than expected.

With back four of Aurier, Sanchez, Dier and Reguilon, I will be amazed if it’s the only penalty they get.

wella wella wella

OOF

sounds like i shd've watched this instead of our game

lol again.

Great game so far

lol

lol at all this

everything about maguire is hilarious

GAME DELIVERS

lol x 3

him and pickford always find the perfect facial expressions to match their many calamities.

United could realistically sign Sancho and Cavani and still not improve this team in any meaningful way.

Greatly enjoyed Kane consciously aiming for Luke Shaw's hand there.

fuck me they've just cut into the 5 Live commentary for a Trumpwatch and the cunt's not even died

Aurier just lost the ball, made a sliding recovery tackle and didn't get booked. All coming up Spurs right now.

Who ordered the extra lols?

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sounds like imago will be incensed 😂😂😂

what the fuck

what Lamela did was worse

TAXI FOR MR SOLSKJAER

Amazing.

Ridiculous decision

not that it matters now but that is a fucking disgraceful decision

This isn't the headline by any stretch of the imagination today but Reguilon is brilliant.

why didn't he review the red?

Fuck's sake Robbie Savage making a snivelling confession of his past dives

I have no more lols to give.

Fuck me I thought *I* had a bad Sunday last week

lamela to the gallows

RIP Harry Maguire, it's sad, he was a centre half

i mean what was even going on there

Shaw appeared to be playing CB and Maguire LB

tbf if you give anyone a cheeky slap you're asking for it but the theatrics + the initial elbow should have seen them both go maybe

brighton game last week could easily have been this bad

I wonder if Sky can make the fake crowd noise start ole-ing every pass?

Fuck this for a game of solskjaers, I'm cleaning out the fridge for the rest of day

The amount of room Aurier has at any point is ridiculous. Shaw always seems miles away,