Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Who ordered the extra lols?

Can Coco make an impact today? 👊#THFC ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/8U1usWKke2

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) October 4, 2020

sounds like imago will be incensed 😂😂😂

what the fuck

what Lamela did was worse

TAXI FOR MR SOLSKJAER

Amazing.

Ridiculous decision

not that it matters now but that is a fucking disgraceful decision

This isn't the headline by any stretch of the imagination today but Reguilon is brilliant.

why didn't he review the red?

Fuck's sake Robbie Savage making a snivelling confession of his past dives

I have no more lols to give.

Fuck me I thought *I* had a bad Sunday last week

lamela to the gallows

RIP Harry Maguire, it's sad, he was a centre half

i mean what was even going on there

Shaw appeared to be playing CB and Maguire LB

tbf if you give anyone a cheeky slap you're asking for it but the theatrics + the initial elbow should have seen them both go maybe

brighton game last week could easily have been this bad

I wonder if Sky can make the fake crowd noise start ole-ing every pass?

Fuck this for a game of solskjaers, I'm cleaning out the fridge for the rest of day

The amount of room Aurier has at any point is ridiculous. Shaw always seems miles away,

lol

The amount of room Aurier has at any point is ridiculous. Shaw always seems miles away

Our full-backs always tuck in like that. Last week it was Wan-Bissaka

I don't know if it's 'tactical' or they're just stupid

As soon as Aurier and Reguilon were named on the team sheets it was completely obvious what we were going to try and do and fair play it worked.

This has been extremely, extremely amusing

Mourinho is literally never going to stop picking on Luke Shaw is he?

Fuck did Ole really just bring on two holding midfielders at half time when three goals down?

he's a coward to his core

what a lovely goal

some sort of bashing ritual in the celebration there

what the fuck is pogba doing? looks worse with every replay

I don't think I've ever seen anything more embarrassing in football then conceding a penalty because the express train that is Ben Davies is thundering through on goal.

what the fuck is Pogba doing? looks worse with every replay

Nothing to see here, just Maguire fouling his own player then conceding a goal. pic.twitter.com/uaavQdtUil

— ً (@Ifcandreas) October 4, 2020

Completely astonishing to play two games in four days and score thirteen goals.

I can honestly say that's the most embarrassing Utd performance I've seen in the 30+ years I've been watching them

now to see what kind of buffoonery we can perpetrate on deadline day

Evra is saying he wants to quit commenting and that the United players deserve to be slapped.

Evra really isn't taking any prisoners on Sky right now. Absolutely raging.

ole out, evra in

Look I'm saying nothing yet but

Unbelievable miss.

lol

What is going on this season?

Hahahaa

Holy mother of god

klopp out macmanaman in

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

otm

otm

truly this *is* the best league in the world

also i assume we're in the end times