Gunnersaurus and Erdogan suddenly BFF's
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 5 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
Hahaha
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link
footcelsiors all round
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
after Sarr now apparently
panic button well and truly pressed
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
A propos of nothing, of all the shit that's happened in football post-Covid, I'm not sure anything has weirded me out more than Ashley Young being capable of growing hair all along
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
Beginning to worry about the total lack of any evidence that Werder Bremen winger Milot Rashica is being teleported to Bodymoor Heath for a medical with a view to becoming part of the most cataclysmically devastating front four in the Western hemisphere
What a shit week
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link
as i've already implied, it's the luiz/mcginn double pivot that really gets me. how did that almost get relegated
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
McGinn was badly injured most of the season and wasn't really back to his best til last couple of games this season, Luiz took a long time to settle and figure out how much time he does/doesn't have on the ball at this level - his appearing to figure it out post lockdown was a big contributing factor to us staying up imo
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
sorry Biscuits
Bild expect Milot Rashica’s move from Werder Bremen to Bayer Leverkusen to be announced shortly. #SVW #B04 #AVFC— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) October 5, 2020
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
All this talk about United's defence needing improvemt but only Liverpool (33) and city (35) conceded less goals than United (36) in the league last season...Morgan
I mean, he's got a point. Lot of fuss about nothing really
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link
Hearing reports that Bayer Leverkusen's director of football dropped the paperwork for Rashica down a drain at 17:59 local time, and that Rashica himself subsequently turned out to be a child sitting on another child's shoulders wearing a big coat
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
Sky Sports Germany now reporting that the children were not in fact wearing a coat of any kind
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
It's alright lads, we've signed another winger no one's heard of
OFICIAL| @FPellistri07 nuevo jugador de @ManUtd por 5 temporadas. El equipo inglés pagó la cláusula de rescisión y en este momento @OficialCAP está subiendo la documentación internacional. Muchos éxitos!OFFICIAL | Fellistri new player of @ManUtd for 5 seasons. Good luck!! pic.twitter.com/tv2qYbfegF— Sebas Giovanelli (@SebasGiovanelli) October 5, 2020
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
a winger! that'll do it
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
we actually do need one. Haven't had a recognised right-winger in the squad in like seven years
it's probably not this lad though
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
I am told that West Ham have reached an agreement to cancel Jack Wilshere's contract by mutual consent #whufc— Jacob Steinberg (@JacobSteinberg) October 5, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
hope Ed Woodward's watching Twitter
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
Kevin Mirallas has signed for the Turkish side Gaziantep, who initially announced it on Twitter using a picture of Morgan Schneiderlin.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
They've now given him some baklava with 'Happy Birthday' written on it.
Traore has apparently signed for €40m, to join in January when his work permit is in place.
aiui, he has played 24 minutes of senior football.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 5 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
it's €20m + €20m in add-ons
apparently we've been scouting him for years and Atalanta's academy is meant to be the best in Italy at the moment
but it's a little bit weird alright
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
Cavani official now too. Been given the #7 shirt so he's fucked
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
Apparently Eric-Maxim Choupo-Moting has never once commanded a transfer fee? That's kind of astonishing for someone who's played for seven clubs and has Schalke, PSG and now Bayern on their CV.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
and
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
I noticed Everton were understandably being linked with quite a few goalkeepers earlier. WTF has Lossl ever done wrong for them? Pickford should be cleaning his boots and he should have been given a run in the team. He's a class act.
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
well you used the word 'understandably'!
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
well only "understandably" because their last two managers seem to be (despite whatever other talents they apparently possess) myopic clueless cunts who don't seem to comprehend how shit Pick-me-ford is.
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
but now understandably they can send their "dud" back to us on loan
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
when a man is tired of ben hamer he is tired of life
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
believe or not he's actually looking a bit better under Corberán (I know a low bar) and has made two class point saving saves in 3 games now. We are at that stage that was like when Wagner first arrived - a radical improvement in performances, but the same lack of goals and generally poor results!
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
It would've tickled my dad for Everton to have a 'keeper whose name is nearly Joe Loss. (I've spent five fruitless minutes searching for any evidence of Wally Poole's Number One Band, Birkenhead's answer to Joe Loss, but I think it was another of the old fella's inventions).
― Michael Jones, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
tbh we conceded 50 odd goals in 33 games with Lossl, but erm... just naked Rothman book stats never tell the full story!
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
if Lossl is Joe Loss then that makes Pickford the leader of Terry Wogan's house band
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
I was so sad that Jerry Quy aka our famous & loyal mascot @Gunnersaurus and integral part of our club was being made redundant after 27 years. As such, I’m offering to reimburse @Arsenal with the full salary of our big green guy as long as I will be an Arsenal player... pic.twitter.com/IfWN38x62z— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) October 6, 2020
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
The plot thickens
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
Noooo Gunnersaurus he'll abuse you just to chase after Gulen!
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
When he says "as long as I will be an Arsenal player" is he saying "I'll continue to do this for the rest of my days at the club" or "I'll only do this if you let me stay at the club"?
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
I think it's a job application
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving mesut
― closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I can't stop watching this
In this video you can see Shaw completely ignore the front post and hear de Gea shout “No, Luke! No, Luke! No, Luke! No!” just before we concede.[Video Credit: @afcamaru]pic.twitter.com/Q8HpfBa4AX— UtdArena (@utdarena) October 6, 2020
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
need Big Sam to get in there
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
De Gea sounds like he's watching his family get slaughtered there
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link
Sir Haircut...yhank you
Arsenal fan Keir Starmer hits out at club over Gunnersaurus redundancy https://t.co/ikJ0dEmXBE— Evening Standard (@standardnews) October 7, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
Club-to-club agreement for Said Benrahma to join West Ham from Brentford. £30m inc add-ons. Medical likely Weds after int’l duty. Per @JacobSteinberg personal terms still to be done, @SkySportsLyall 1st w/ info last night #WHUFC #BrentfordFC @TheAthleticUK https://t.co/gG4TVCZ9Wt— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) October 11, 2020
― Number None, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
Oh noes the Boggies are gonna struggle
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
nothing will make peasants' revolt 2 electric boogaloo more likely than project big picture
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure I get the outrage about Project Big Picture aside from the special privs for the 9 clubs, which I assume they put in there as an obviously outrageous thing they could compromise away? I suppose I should care about the League Cup? I think I quite like the idea of the end of parachute payments, I definitely like the idea of TV monies being shared (albeit unevenly) across the 92.
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
I guess the fans angriest about this are the ones who see their club's potential ascent to the Premiership compromised. The entire Championship are up in arms
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
Poor darlings.
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
Narrowing the financial chasm between the premier league and the EFL seems (on the face of it) pretty good, particularly if the EFL teams can get their act together in terms of salary caps and so on*. I mean, overall the proposals are probably bad but what we have now is terrible.
*yes I know, totally unrealistic, poor darlings
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link