It's alright lads, we've signed another winger no one's heard of
OFICIAL| @FPellistri07 nuevo jugador de @ManUtd por 5 temporadas. El equipo inglés pagó la cláusula de rescisión y en este momento @OficialCAP está subiendo la documentación internacional. Muchos éxitos!OFFICIAL | Fellistri new player of @ManUtd for 5 seasons. Good luck!! pic.twitter.com/tv2qYbfegF— Sebas Giovanelli (@SebasGiovanelli) October 5, 2020
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
a winger! that'll do it
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
we actually do need one. Haven't had a recognised right-winger in the squad in like seven years
it's probably not this lad though
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
I am told that West Ham have reached an agreement to cancel Jack Wilshere's contract by mutual consent #whufc— Jacob Steinberg (@JacobSteinberg) October 5, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
hope Ed Woodward's watching Twitter
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 October 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
Kevin Mirallas has signed for the Turkish side Gaziantep, who initially announced it on Twitter using a picture of Morgan Schneiderlin.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
They've now given him some baklava with 'Happy Birthday' written on it.
Traore has apparently signed for €40m, to join in January when his work permit is in place.
aiui, he has played 24 minutes of senior football.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 5 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
it's €20m + €20m in add-ons
apparently we've been scouting him for years and Atalanta's academy is meant to be the best in Italy at the moment
but it's a little bit weird alright
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
Cavani official now too. Been given the #7 shirt so he's fucked
― Number None, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
Apparently Eric-Maxim Choupo-Moting has never once commanded a transfer fee? That's kind of astonishing for someone who's played for seven clubs and has Schalke, PSG and now Bayern on their CV.
― Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
and
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
I noticed Everton were understandably being linked with quite a few goalkeepers earlier. WTF has Lossl ever done wrong for them? Pickford should be cleaning his boots and he should have been given a run in the team. He's a class act.
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
well you used the word 'understandably'!
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
well only "understandably" because their last two managers seem to be (despite whatever other talents they apparently possess) myopic clueless cunts who don't seem to comprehend how shit Pick-me-ford is.
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
but now understandably they can send their "dud" back to us on loan
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
when a man is tired of ben hamer he is tired of life
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 5 October 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
believe or not he's actually looking a bit better under Corberán (I know a low bar) and has made two class point saving saves in 3 games now. We are at that stage that was like when Wagner first arrived - a radical improvement in performances, but the same lack of goals and generally poor results!
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
It would've tickled my dad for Everton to have a 'keeper whose name is nearly Joe Loss. (I've spent five fruitless minutes searching for any evidence of Wally Poole's Number One Band, Birkenhead's answer to Joe Loss, but I think it was another of the old fella's inventions).
― Michael Jones, Monday, 5 October 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
tbh we conceded 50 odd goals in 33 games with Lossl, but erm... just naked Rothman book stats never tell the full story!
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
if Lossl is Joe Loss then that makes Pickford the leader of Terry Wogan's house band
― calzino, Monday, 5 October 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
I was so sad that Jerry Quy aka our famous & loyal mascot @Gunnersaurus and integral part of our club was being made redundant after 27 years. As such, I’m offering to reimburse @Arsenal with the full salary of our big green guy as long as I will be an Arsenal player... pic.twitter.com/IfWN38x62z— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) October 6, 2020
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
The plot thickens
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
Noooo Gunnersaurus he'll abuse you just to chase after Gulen!
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
When he says "as long as I will be an Arsenal player" is he saying "I'll continue to do this for the rest of my days at the club" or "I'll only do this if you let me stay at the club"?
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
I think it's a job application
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving mesut
― closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I can't stop watching this
In this video you can see Shaw completely ignore the front post and hear de Gea shout “No, Luke! No, Luke! No, Luke! No!” just before we concede.[Video Credit: @afcamaru]pic.twitter.com/Q8HpfBa4AX— UtdArena (@utdarena) October 6, 2020
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
need Big Sam to get in there
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
De Gea sounds like he's watching his family get slaughtered there
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link
Sir Haircut...yhank you
Arsenal fan Keir Starmer hits out at club over Gunnersaurus redundancy https://t.co/ikJ0dEmXBE— Evening Standard (@standardnews) October 7, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
Club-to-club agreement for Said Benrahma to join West Ham from Brentford. £30m inc add-ons. Medical likely Weds after int’l duty. Per @JacobSteinberg personal terms still to be done, @SkySportsLyall 1st w/ info last night #WHUFC #BrentfordFC @TheAthleticUK https://t.co/gG4TVCZ9Wt— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) October 11, 2020
― Number None, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
Oh noes the Boggies are gonna struggle
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
nothing will make peasants' revolt 2 electric boogaloo more likely than project big picture
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure I get the outrage about Project Big Picture aside from the special privs for the 9 clubs, which I assume they put in there as an obviously outrageous thing they could compromise away? I suppose I should care about the League Cup? I think I quite like the idea of the end of parachute payments, I definitely like the idea of TV monies being shared (albeit unevenly) across the 92.
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
I guess the fans angriest about this are the ones who see their club's potential ascent to the Premiership compromised. The entire Championship are up in arms
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
Poor darlings.
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
Narrowing the financial chasm between the premier league and the EFL seems (on the face of it) pretty good, particularly if the EFL teams can get their act together in terms of salary caps and so on*. I mean, overall the proposals are probably bad but what we have now is terrible.
*yes I know, totally unrealistic, poor darlings
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
anybody who doesn't think that the Big *INSERT NUMBER HERE DEPENDING ON LAST COUPLE OF SEASONS* Clubs should be in charge of professional football in the UK might have some concerns about this bullshit
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
That’s true. That number is currently 20 and they collectively eschew any responsibility for anything past their own enrichment. I don’t want to see the number reduced but (as I said) if that concentration of power can be negotiated away, the proposals would be an improvement overall I think.
― Tim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
the general financial proposals seem better, yeah, tho it's easy to be suspicious about "where's the catch?"
there are long standing questions about the viability of the league system as it exists now, questions that far precede the rona. maybe nothing should be off the table in terms of a new settlement for TV money in particular. i always get worried in these situations because there are owners and fans who seriously think that there club is somehow bigger than the competitions it competes in.
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link
The whole catch is the voting rights thing.
The reaction against it from Winter, Samuels et al is default, knee-jerk conservatism.
If it's a bargaining position from Henry, Glazers et al, it's a strong one considering how many EFL teams seem to support it.
FA's golden share in PL will block its path almost certainly though — they too are inherently conservative, but also exposes a lot of others as not having a plan.
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 11:40 (three years ago) link
i don't know if there's anything inherently conservative about being against constitutionally enshrining a Big Six with their own rights and privileges?
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
If Villa hadn’t had that unfortunate hiatus in the Champo we’d have been included in the magic circle under these proposals and idk if I’d have been tempted to turn to the dark side under such circs. As it is, I remain dangerously compromised on this issue cause Villa are right up there with Wolves as examples of how “ambitious” high spending Championship owners you can buy your way into the Prem. It’s tough - you can approve of the redistribution of EPL tv money while recognising that obviously any proposals emanating from these scummy disaster capitalists should be regarded with the deepest suspicion. Is there any chance that pressure could be applied to salvage the positives of the proposals while rejecting the blatant land grab by the top teams? their acknowledgment of the inequality of the current set up and the fact that they raised the prospect of redistribution of tv money themselves is interesting - cause if the proposals are rejected they’ve still sort of admitted publically that the current setup is hugely unfair
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
It's always going to be hard to impossible because you're dealing with 92 sets of "devil take the hindmost" capitalists of one stripe or another.
I sometimes feel like the bluff should be called on their International Superbowl of Soccerball dreams and let them fuck off and see who wants to watch some bullshit fake competition with a permanent rot(a)ting cast of a dozen usual suspects playing virtual showcase games all year round but on the other hand the answer to "who wants to watch" might turn out to be depressing and shit
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link
In an ideal world there'd be a strong league structure throughout the game above the whims of individual clubs and money would be distributed on the basis that the top tier depends on the other tiers
But the real outcome is more likely to be the rootless franchise bullshit that runs most lesser sports around the world wherever money's at stake
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
Between the financial situation and the current fuckery with the laws and refereeing there's a grim scientific interest in seeing how badly the game can be ruined before I just lose interest
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
Read somewhere that the people behind this say they're doing this because they "care". Lol. If they do, why not pitch the same plan, but leave the voting system as it is? If the big clubs think it's so important that more money trickles down, then just... let it trickle down. I honestly don't see why one club one vote has to be abandoned*
*I know why the big clubs want it, it's a power grab
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
NV otm, not in the least abt the grim scientific interest
let them fuck off and see who wants to watch some bullshit fake competition with a permanent rot(a)ting cast of a dozen usual suspects playing virtual showcase games all year round
I always thought the problem with a Superleague is that the fans of all those teams - Bayern, PSG, Chelsea etc - are used to winning, or at least being in with a shout. Ending up 16th out of 20 every year turns you into the equivalent of Burnley or Crystal Palace or something. And endless exhibition games removes the essential competitive aspect of the sport, even if the 'competition' in say La Liga is only between two or three teams.
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link