moist on both sides
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
moist by my own breathe-hard
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
slippery when moist
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
one yeasty, measty morning
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
T/S The Moist vs The Warmth
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
The Moist of a Generation.
― nickn, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Imagine being born in 1900.When you're 14 years oldWorld War I beginsand it ends when you have 18with 22 million dead.Shortly after, a world pandemic,a flu called ′′ spanish ",kills 50 million people.You come out alive and unscathed,you are 20 years oldThen at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.At 33 the Nazis come to power.You're 39 when World War II startsand ends when you're 45 During the Holocaust (Shoáh) 6 million Jews die.Over 60 million dead in total.When you're 52 the Korean War starts.When you're 64 the Vietnam War starts and ends when you're 75A baby born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is,and survivors of different wars and disasters survived.A boy born in 1995 and today 25 years old thinks it's the end of the world when his Amazon package takes more than three days to arrive or when he doesn't get more than 15 '' likes '' for his published photo on Facebook or Instagram...In 2020 many of us live in comfort, we have access to different sources of entertainment at home and we often have more than we need.But people complain because about everything.Yet they have electricity, phone, food, hot water and roof over their heads.None of this existed in the past.But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.Maybe it's time to be less selfish, stop complaining and crying.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
Electricity, food and hot water didn't exist in the past.
― koogs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:46 (three years ago) link
They left out polio.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:51 (three years ago) link
Ball in the street, etc.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link
amazing how much our parents and grandparents accomplished before the invention of roofs
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
a flu called "spanish"
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link
When you're 82 the Jam release their 4th album
― peace, man, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
6th, wtf
tbf, being born in 1900 sounds like it sucked; i guess i'll stop crying
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
I have never so quickly tl:dr in my life
― brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
In my day we didn't complain. Now here's where you're going wrong.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
lol @ the Jam invocations, guess i know how i'm singing that song from now on
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
You're 88 when you seeA fish called " Wanda ",
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
Then at 29 years you survive the global economic crisis that started with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange, causing inflation, unemployment and famine.
Uh, that's not how you spell ruinous deflation. Probably was getting the Great Depression mixed up with Weimar Germany. And yes, the 20th century sucked in lots of ways.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
Kid gets around, living through the Spanish flu, two world wars and
Actually blah.
Basically, old people complain about nothing. Except young people.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
i’ll admit i was thinking along the lines of the first part of that macro just two days ago, mainly in the context of like, mass suffering has been the norm for a lot of humanity for a long time and i am personally lucky to have basically evaded that. so far. it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
lets you get through 2 wars and Spanish flu 'alive and unscathed'
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
the best time to be alive is always now, it was always worse back then unless it wasn't is how i break it down to an extent
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link
*it IS a brutal succession of crises but most of european history has been.*
Can't be part of a brutal European history if you're not in Europe mantappinghead.gif
― kinder, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
But humanity survived much more serious circumstances and never lost the joy of living.
All of humanity, huh? This is meaningless. But what it tries to suggest is a pure fantasy. Lots of people in past centuries (just like today) felt very little, or no, joy in living. Joy is intermittent and rather rare even in the best and happiest lives.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
By the time Vietnam rolled around they were probably the warmongers cheering on Operation Rolling Thunder.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link
why do i hate that bourbon pyramid-scheme thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
(I know why I hate it. It's being shared by friends who are mostly out-of-work actors, non-asshole middle-aged men with good hearts who are probably having a rough year, ones who are looking for some glimmer of fun and fulfillment and a way to socialize with booze, connect in a year or disconnection, and here they are caught up in this. And I don't want to be the one in the comments to make them feel ashamed for getting excited about something, and I imagine them recoiling into a deeper winter funk when it doesn't pan out.)
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 17 December 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
A relative invited me to join a facebook group called Cranky People United. Even though I haven't accepted the invitation, I have been treated to several of their hilarious memes, free of charge!
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/137228585_10216056633563324_7078769929683942464_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=F1Ku6y2uJFsAX9lrUfa&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=fc694f7ef81a3bf46b41c04dd498d2f9&oe=602B1C1A
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/140001360_4825838347490449_5279064426195940751_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Px4DSI8AvL0AX9o11Kc&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=3dbb55c4c61374e0b0703db10e3db2b8&oe=602D9D29
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/140324237_10216117812772766_4385583477230802724_o.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=IzAHgHPDqDQAX_Ojy_9&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=0fda35e32b7678f8ee644f4c8e96fa77&oe=602E2F95
― peace, man, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link
what's shocking to me is that it hasn't yet morphed into an alt-right QAnon conspiracy generator like every other group like this
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link
Assume you've now accepted the invitation
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Here ya go, p.m. No charge.
https://i.ibb.co/26tt13B/THisss.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
lol
― peace, man, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link
can't tell if the jack black one is a sarcastic criticism of CGI or they're earnestly saying they loved the movie
― ✖, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link
yeah tbh I didn't get that one
― kinder, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
I think it's earnest, and as such an alarming indication that the ppl in this group might be younger than I'd otherwise have assumed.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:17 (three years ago) link
A 30-year old posted this boomer-ass shit
https://i.imgur.com/4nTgglc.jpg
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:39 (three years ago) link
9:00 pm is the new midnight?
what a fuckin' loser
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:40 (three years ago) link
oh TUPPERWARE joekz, man this is some Aristocrats-esque ribald humor
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:41 (three years ago) link
if someone shared this on their wall I would post pics of myself pissing on this meme
Jeff Foxworthy would be proud of any of those.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:43 (three years ago) link
xpost really makes me wanna ask "u ok, boomer?"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 06:47 (three years ago) link
Was reading that one waiting for the sadistic gloating about the forthcoming public executions of leading democrat politicians
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 February 2021 09:43 (three years ago) link
30 is the new Boomer
― Bernie's two left mittens (doo dah), Thursday, 4 February 2021 14:50 (three years ago) link
don't rag on the guy, it was too good not to share
― frogbs, Thursday, 4 February 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link
you know what else is too good not to share?
*farts*
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link
"off like a herd of turtles" is something i say ironically when i go out and i got it from my grandfather who i think got it from his grandfather
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 February 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
i love when "too good not to share" is incorporated into the meme itself. i like a meme with confidence
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 4 February 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link