He asked Melania if she knows what the Nobel Prize is?
― jmm, Thursday, 15 October 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link
darlin’
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link
what's the opposite of a tight ten? a prolapsed term?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
Hitler was actually nominated in 1939, so there's that.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
"ya floods in Iowa"
― jmm, Thursday, 15 October 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
That's one of the most "beyond parody" things I've seen from a guy with a lifetime of them. God he's so fucking clueless how shit like that comes across.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
I'm sure he was just joking around tho, what a card
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Realized that I've never seen this guy laugh. Even someone like Nixon I've seen giving a hearty bellylaugh. He's so joyless.― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, October 15, 2020 1:21 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, October 15, 2020 1:21 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
The only time I've seen him laugh was at the Al Smith dinner in 2016
https://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/lg/public/2016/10/21/clump-doinner.jpg
― jaymc, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link
he's got that Kanye thing, hyper-aware when the cameras are on
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
reagan, too
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 October 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
I like the rakish angle of the cardinal's cap... he looks like a ceramic salt shaker.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://t.co/JPmjOrKPcr via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 October 2020 11:38 (three years ago) link
Trump owes $400+M to the wallet inspector
― nashwan, Friday, 16 October 2020 11:51 (three years ago) link
lol what an idiot
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 October 2020 12:09 (three years ago) link
President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source https://t.co/oObdxaH3w6— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 16, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 October 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link
I wanted to say he's the dumbest human on earth but then I scrolled through the replies so let's just say that he and his supporters could be outsmarted by a not-particularly-bright dog and leave it at that.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 October 2020 12:23 (three years ago) link
Did he ever host a Fake News Awards? Just another promise broken ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link
My favorite reply was a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
It would have been better if the supporter had thought it was "forty chess"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link
Farty Chess.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
farty jizz
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link
I have regrets now
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
when the Babylon Bee is dunking on you...
― frogbs, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
He's a dumb person's idea of a smart guy.
― pomenitul, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
No, he's a dumb person's idea of a tough guy. Being smart is not exactly seen as a plus here.
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 16 October 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
'Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.'
― pomenitul, Friday, 16 October 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)
he did.
for some reason i saved the entire thing (HTML, images, etc) on the day it happened
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
he didn't "host" it like a tv presenter, but he did "host" it on one of trump websites
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Oh. Well, I guess he got my vote back, sorry.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
campaign pledge FULFILLED.
U.S. President Donald Trump created the Fake News Awards to highlight the news outlets that he said were responsible for misrepresenting him and/or producing false reports both before, and during, his presidency. A post to the blog of the GOP website announced the winners on January 17, 2018. They included reports ranging from comments by journalists on social media to news reports that later required corrections.
and it's still there: https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
honestly, i assumed they would take it down shortly afterward. it was very clearly - CLEARLY - made the night before it was due by someone who had never posted anything on the internet before
I hope Biden keeps the Fake News Awards.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"
Americans rooting against their President's health makes about as much sense as betting big on a chess tournament in which you plan to play pawns against monarchs.— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 2, 2020
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
Have you read the responses to that Tweet from chess champions? Hilarious.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
all the replies are really great. and also when he tries to explain chess to the international chess federation:
Oh come now. If someone decides to act in the interest of pawns, and against the interests of monarchs, they lose by the normal rules of chess. It’s a lot like hoping your nation’s leader will fail. You can define it as a win, but big picture it’s a loss.— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 3, 2020
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
it is a lot like hoping your nation's leader will fail tho
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
"someone decides to act in the interest of pawns" = SOCIALISM
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 October 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
pawns can never do anything. that's how chess works. it's the monarchs that do the moving
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
no way for pawns to become monarchs, in the game of chess
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
Move me on to any black square
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
that guy's stupid leather fedora. what a tool. i bet he smells bad.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
and his pinned tweet, lol. what a jerkoff
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Rick Gates? pic.twitter.com/Rip4NfGpHx— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 16, 2020
Matt Gaetz cried in his car after this
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 October 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfhQZ3X0AUnBqc?format=jpg&name=900x900
― calzino, Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link
Tucker wants us to pity a poor (wealthy) bin Laden?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link
Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
the gift that keeps
― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link
the grift that creeps
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link
he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link