ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

No, let's let carers and bus drivers and nurses and schoolchildren and hotel janitors bear the health risk and financial burden! MAKES SENSE

lol YouGov are such Starmer sickos they're including a party that doesn't functionally exist anymore to draw away from the tories, and Starmer is STILL behind https://t.co/MSAcGE6Tr6

— Professor Sir Bane QC KCB MP (@BaneNook) October 16, 2020

any sensible leader

Boris Johnson says UK should prepare for a no-deal Brexit and 'Australia-style' future

should

good luck uk

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Hi guys

Now playing: Starmzy - “Bossy Cop” pic.twitter.com/XQbiW3kNdN

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) October 16, 2020

got the voice spot on

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Public safety measures are now negotiable between central and regional gov

BREAKING: Lancs Tier 3 deal done - all of county to move to "very high" alert level, leisure centres and gyms can remain open and £42m funding package secured. Culmination of exactly a week of talks.

— Paul Faulkner (@PaulFaulkner2) October 16, 2020

The joke is, I haven't said which 6% ;)

imago join the Five Percenters

xp you’re on your own now, imeltgo

TheIainDuncanSmiths seem to get better with every new vid they put out

The redone Spitting Image ones were great as well

OK but what's the badside

A PM desperate for the EU to resolve his problem of a deal acceptable to them and the Brexit ultras. Which they can't.

That Australia style deal? Well Australia doesn't have a car industry, and we won't have one if there's no deal. https://t.co/ffTfSLVWYX

— David Henig (@DavidHenigUK) October 16, 2020

It's OK, high demand for British iron ore, gold and aluminium will see us just fine.

is it me or was there an oven-ready deal a few months ago?

No one said anything about whether or not there was an acceptable oven.

My gut feeling still is that this is brinkmanship and theatre and the EU at least has something up its sleeve given its track record of suddenly finding solutions at 11.59pm but who even knows with our government.

my gut feeling is people in the orbit of Boris have a lot of money on no deal

yep

Yeah I go back and forward on the disaster capitalism angle but that's more to do with whether the Conservative Party would be happy killing off the rest of British capitalism as part of it, rather than whether or not the disaster capitalism itself exists.

I think ovenready just meant combustible

It's OK, high demand for British iron ore, gold and aluminium will see us just fine.

UK Independence Ponzi.

isn't most of the uk's gold welsh?

Cornwall, which geologically is a part of France that shifted to England has lithium!

Lbr Farage has found his niche

Re no deal investors upthread - wasn’t there some meeting with a load of Tory donors reported on around this time last year and Cummings promised them the country would exit by year end? Reminded me of that. Very strange.

You know a country’s failed when

Sex banned indoors for Tier 2 couples living apart, No 10 confirms https://t.co/4unztCwtWL

— Evening Standard (@EveningStandard) October 16, 2020

a gift to the dogging lobby

I was just thinking, is dogging even a thing in London? I always think of it as something that happens in the suburbs/provinces.

being dommed but it's getting a parking ticket from a sexy meter maid

Lol FUCK’S sake

NEW: Labour frontbench appointments – Wes Streeting has replaced Margaret Greenwood as shadow schools minister.

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) October 16, 2020

THINGS

CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Kieth's got his narrative sorted now, he tried to build a broad based coalition of Labour factions but those lefties with their purity politics are just incapable of compromise

Guarantee he finished watching Bossy Cop and immediately texted Streeting

just need to find a more prominent role for babs now and a Rachel Reeves promotion ... fucking taking the piss! This shit is what Tracy Brabin described as " a welcome return of a plurality of voices back to the fold" ... FUCK OFF!

https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/labour-waters-down-criticism-of-government-by-its-own-shadow-disability-minister/

you know the scumbag melts are back in charge when the shadow disability minister is having her criticism of the govt's neglect of disabled people edited and toned down, seriously fuck these arseholes.

From a piece in The Atlantic about the Dems which could just as easily be applied to Kieth

for too many of America’s leading liberal politicians, “realism” has become an identity unto itself, unmoored from any programmatic orientation toward the future or sustained effort to bring about significant change.

Who is having the last Big Mac before the world burns? That's right

Having grown up on a council estate, on free school meals, experiencing child poverty in the 1980s, I wouldn’t be where I am today without a great state education. I am absolutely thrilled @Keir_Starmer has asked me to join @KateGreenSU’s team as Shadow Minister for Schools.

— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) October 16, 2020

Ffs Alphie I posted that hours ago

You posted about the appointment. I'm giving the free school meals a bit of focus

Ffs
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkengywXEAYKfER?format=jpg&name=large

I don't know what salary they were offering originally but I'm pretty sure they'd get a very wide range of applicants for it if they weren't dicks

Falling upwards with jet-powered anti-gravity boots

some people charge a penny for their thoughts - Gideon charges £12500 for them

Pretty cool to be learning that basically no small outlets will be exporting to the UK after New Year through the twitter account of William Shatner https://t.co/OyhAYRk6oy

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) October 16, 2020

lol! Shatner dropping knowledge

UK credit rating downgraded by Moody’s https://t.co/0TW2snPOvV

— FT Markets (@FTMarkets) October 16, 2020

It's going to be like watching the walls crumbling in on a condemned building, from inside the building