My favorite reply was a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
It would have been better if the supporter had thought it was "forty chess"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link
Farty Chess.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
farty jizz
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link
I have regrets now
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 16 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
when the Babylon Bee is dunking on you...
― frogbs, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
I wanted to say he's the dumbest human on earth but then I scrolled through the replies so let's just say that he and his supporters could be outsmarted by a not-particularly-bright dog and leave it at that.
He's a dumb person's idea of a smart guy.
― pomenitul, Friday, 16 October 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
No, he's a dumb person's idea of a tough guy. Being smart is not exactly seen as a plus here.
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 16 October 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
'Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.'
― pomenitul, Friday, 16 October 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
Did he ever host a Fake News Awards? Just another promise broken ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)
he did.
for some reason i saved the entire thing (HTML, images, etc) on the day it happened
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
he didn't "host" it like a tv presenter, but he did "host" it on one of trump websites
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Oh. Well, I guess he got my vote back, sorry.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
campaign pledge FULFILLED.
U.S. President Donald Trump created the Fake News Awards to highlight the news outlets that he said were responsible for misrepresenting him and/or producing false reports both before, and during, his presidency. A post to the blog of the GOP website announced the winners on January 17, 2018. They included reports ranging from comments by journalists on social media to news reports that later required corrections.
and it's still there: https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
honestly, i assumed they would take it down shortly afterward. it was very clearly - CLEARLY - made the night before it was due by someone who had never posted anything on the internet before
I hope Biden keeps the Fake News Awards.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"
Americans rooting against their President's health makes about as much sense as betting big on a chess tournament in which you plan to play pawns against monarchs.— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 2, 2020
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
Have you read the responses to that Tweet from chess champions? Hilarious.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
all the replies are really great. and also when he tries to explain chess to the international chess federation:
Oh come now. If someone decides to act in the interest of pawns, and against the interests of monarchs, they lose by the normal rules of chess. It’s a lot like hoping your nation’s leader will fail. You can define it as a win, but big picture it’s a loss.— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 3, 2020
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
it is a lot like hoping your nation's leader will fail tho
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
"someone decides to act in the interest of pawns" = SOCIALISM
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 October 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
pawns can never do anything. that's how chess works. it's the monarchs that do the moving
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
no way for pawns to become monarchs, in the game of chess
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
Move me on to any black square
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
that guy's stupid leather fedora. what a tool. i bet he smells bad.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
and his pinned tweet, lol. what a jerkoff
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Rick Gates? pic.twitter.com/Rip4NfGpHx— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 16, 2020
Matt Gaetz cried in his car after this
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 October 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfhQZ3X0AUnBqc?format=jpg&name=900x900
― calzino, Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link
Tucker wants us to pity a poor (wealthy) bin Laden?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link
Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
the gift that keeps
― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link
the grift that creeps
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link
he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link
His next reality show can be him trying to build a golf course in Venezuela
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link
he can build himself into the course
― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkoKJNlUUAA2GSK?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
Very ... bemused Satan?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
^was he in Florida in that photo?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
Las Vegas, iirc. He is being "blessed."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
Boy do I ever hate his dumb + smug face. I mean the rest of him, too, of course, but I'm just focused on the face rn.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
I thought that was a spitting image puppet for a second.
― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mPlysmy.jpg
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
lol, i didn't realize those were people PRAYING for him in that photo! i thought they were just dumb people waving at him
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
he's about to leave our lives, as mysteriously as he arrived.
― treeship., Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
https://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-trouble-in-little-china-thunder-explodes-ending-carter-wong-review.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
that's just a bad angle josh. fake news!
― treeship., Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link
I mean to the extent that one's visage is a roadmap of one's experiences, Trump's experience of having everything handed to him forever and the attendant self-satisfaction of that perpetual state is positively etched across his stupid fucking face. It's like the slack o-face of someone who jacks off to a picture of himself holding a fanned-out stack of hundos and can't imagine anything sexier or more perfect.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
http://assets.titleleaf.com/abdopub/product/cover/xl_9781532127472_fc.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
open up those masks people, take a good whiff
― assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
Dud
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 19 October 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uSGFYCP.jpg
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link