ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

too busy watching the rugby no doubt

This is gonna fuck with Strictly, that should lose them a few votes

Liverpool local authorities were already improving before tier 3 was introduced and generally increasingly so since then. pic.twitter.com/3LZIOKWZdE

— Richard 📊📉 (@RP131) October 31, 2020

I found this useful:

https://english.elpais.com/society/2020-10-28/a-room-a-bar-and-a-class-how-the-coronavirus-is-spread-through-the-air.html

Not sure it's the best thread for it.

Anyway, amused by a Peston Tweet that the government doesn't want the new "lockdown" to be called a "lockdown" but "tougher national measures."

This is hilarious:

Message being sent to MPs this afternoon - clearly written with one eye on the fact it'll be made public pic.twitter.com/i9dpnPVDGA

— CatNeilan (@CatNeilan) October 31, 2020

So sorry you heard about the lockdown through the press, we are tracking down the culprit who will also be blamed for us leaking all the details to Peston in about six hours’ time,

Best Boris

The other Borises (Borii) were busy (drunk)

best beloved boris

lol

Yet another delay (till 6.45 apparently) gives time for tonight’s puzzle. Complete the following sentence “When I said a national lockdown was a terrible idea what I really meant was ....”

— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) October 31, 2020

(At delay, not Nick Robinson. Cunt.)

(l-r) the uk government, strictly come dancing

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-16-2015/ceZHZD.gif

I've been corrected by another Tory MP who says volcanic isn't strong enough, "it's more like nuclear" https://t.co/LxLSwbJYvn

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) October 31, 2020

Strictly is still on, it's Celeb Mastermind they've canned.

srsly tho if you want to seem confident, competent and capable right before plunging the nation into further weeks of chaos this is absolutely the way to go about it

lol this is such a mess, they’re filling air by talking about tweets about lockdown

My battery is on 3%, will it survive this presser and my frantic posting? My sources are doubtful

Nice brown and yellow map, appropriate

Darker colour = 'more of whatever is being measured' is the exact opposite of how the scale of a heatmap is supposed to work.

good luck, UK england

I’m not an epidemiologist but idk, this seems bad.

Worst case scenario was 6000 deaths a day, if I read that right.

Lol he must be shitting it, he’s talking about triage

Furlough extended to Dec.

great news for those millions of people who have been excluded from it and still have no hope of support

the government that cancelled christmas

The government that killed Bambi.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don't think this government exudes competence lads

what, just because they spent six weeks dicking around after a clear warning that a circuit breaker was necessary to stop thousands of people dying

"Worst case scenario was 6000 deaths a day, if I read that right."

Seemed slightly glossed over.

I'm fairly decent at maths/stats but the start of that press conference seemed designed to get people to turn over.

look on the bright side I suppose: this thing will consume the majority of BJ's 80-majority premiership

Furlough extended to Dec.

Shane about all those folk laid off in the past week because it was ending with no indication it could be extended.

Shame, even

Don't have to pay them if they've already been laid off *taps forehead*

Can't wait for *checks notes* tanks in the streets:

Johnson promised a “massive expansion” in the deployment of quick turnaround tests. The army will help distribute tests.

They can just shoot the tests straight at you face

Anyhoo, a whole winter shut down and bell-ends hoarding groceries should be a tip top drill for no deal Brexit

"I understand that discussions remain ongoing over whether people will still be allowed to play golf and tennis as the regulations are still to be drafted."

Hmm..

PIRANHA 3D COVID-19 TESTS: THEY FLY @ U FACE

As far as I understand it getting hold of the rapid swab tests in large numbers is the easy bit, there is currently nowhere near the capacity to process the numbers that they're talking about.

can't wait for priti patel on strictly 2025

I was skipping and saw that smug twat so I kept skipping

As it stands courts remain open for eviction cases.

Ministers have asked bailiffs not to enforce evictions. But this is non-binding guidance that landlords will fight in court.

If the Tories cared about the millions who rent they’d ban Section 21 evictions & cancel rent debt

— London Renters Union (@LDNRentersUnion) October 31, 2020

"humble in the face of nature" my fucking god

— pro Patreon mori (@MediocreDave) October 31, 2020

can't wait for priti patel on strictly 2025

Oh don't worry. At the rate these Tory PMs switch over, she'll have won a Tory leadership contest, put in a year or so of piss poor mithering, and then resigned long before then.

don't threaten me with a good time
xp

love to live in a country where im forced to find out extremely serious and important information via this pic.twitter.com/OPyDSD7xlj

— ben (@bortwhitcombe) October 31, 2020

Ah yes the competent party is it

💥 Conservative minister: “The incompetence is another level. Is this a deliberate destruction of the Tory Party? People only vote for us because they think we don’t care, but are competent. Lose the competence and we’re fucked. We’ve lost the competence. And we are fucked.”

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) October 31, 2020

I'm assuming that's either Gove or one of the ministers we've never heard of, right?

At what point does the PM accept he is f***ed politically, ignores the polls & backbench grumbling, and focuses solely on saving the country?

The polls have barely shifted for months and I suspect a lockdown is not going to change that significantly.