it doesn't matter if no networks call the race or Trump never concedes because all that's required to close an election are the states certifying their results, which will all happen by early Dec
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
voted "other" since "kicking and screaming" is missing
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/1O-66vq6BQ66w_StiFIWiglIF5M=/469x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/MSOACXSKRJAYXAAG5SYN63IORU.jpg
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
he will be carried out kicking and screaming and wearing a comedy mustache that he demanded so people wouldn't know it was him being carried out
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
Sad!
― rob, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
i'm jackin it
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
Look they’re already digging his grave in the White House lawn.
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
The possibilities are delicious, I can't wait for this. However it goes down, it's gonna be ugly.
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
He will move out secretly a month early ... but still covered in feces.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
that's why he's leaving early
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
In all seriousness... I can’t see any way he is going to be able to even pretend to engage with the job or the appearance of the job these next 2.5 months
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
This is bound to be the weirdest lame duck period in US history
He is gonna golf and ragetweet 94/7.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
He will leave it in a carHe will leave it in a jar
― Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
he's going to rage and golftweet
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
I DO NOT HAVE A HANDICAP I AM NOT A SCRATCH GOLFER
No perp-walked by at least one police force?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
poop-walked
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
i think he'll be spending most of the lame duck period at mar a lago and bedminster
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
he's not going to help prepare for the transition
Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
xp Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...
― Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice
― epistantophus, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
it's funny what a lunatic he is
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
poor chap he must be cacking himself even more than usual now that he knows he doesn't have an undeserved role to hide behind when his creditors come to call.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
yeah i know. he might have to move in with ivanka and jared.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
separate cells surely?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Now that he's toast I can fully appreciate his hilariousness. Rudy G today likewise.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.
― scampo-phenique (WmC), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
Or just turn his face into a butt
Always has been.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson
seems like a giuliani mistake
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
If that's indeed what happened, then I can die happy.
I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020
― jmm, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
Accidentally... or WAS it?
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
it has to be what happened
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
What a PR bonanza for what appears to be a small mom-and-pop kind of business.
― henry s, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
sadly the sex store is getting more press than the landscape business,
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
amazing
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O
<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>
Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
it's just so funny that he tweeted the name of this business
For good!
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
or bedminister. i like him far away.
or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again
Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link
he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link
It's not for youNew YorkNew York
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
Still time for novichok.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
Still time for the percolator.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link
Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:
https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link
Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 July 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
How will Trump leave prison
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:34 (nine months ago) link
in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link
Shawshank redemption by accident
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.
― clemenza, Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:09 (nine months ago) link
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (nine months ago) link
that’s how he’d have wanted it
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:39 (nine months ago) link
Bag of piss is his codename in Russia
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:40 (nine months ago) link
Mark get out I'm piss
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 23:59 (nine months ago) link