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just so i have recorded this fact somewhere--the other day, the truehoop guy, who is still bitter that he no longer runs espn's nba coverage, tried to do some gotcha journalism on phoenix suns owner robert sarver by posting a video of sarver making some very off-color jokes at the memorial service of a deceased friend/business partner. hours later, that guy's widow contacted truehoop guy to let him know that it was intended to be a roast and that she thought it was hilarious.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 5 July 2021 02:49 (two years ago) link
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lol at how hard espn dot com is pushing la liga right now
what percentage of its readership can name more than two teams or players
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 August 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
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xxxps ChatGPT may be approaching the Turing test but can it pass the Shams test?
As the poultry in question traversed the asphalt thoroughfare, one could not help but wonder at the avian's motivations for such a daring feat, according to sources close to the situation. Despite the inherent danger posed by the vehicular traffic hurtling past at high speeds, the chicken seemed undeterred, its determined gait and resolute demeanor a testament to its unwavering focus, league sources say.
As the chicken drew closer to the other side of the road, it became apparent that its destination was a grassy median, where it could perhaps peck at worms or bask in the sun's warm rays, according to an unnamed source. But alas, the journey was not to be an easy one, as the chicken was forced to navigate around various obstacles, including bits of debris, puddles of water, and even the occasional wayward leaf, as reported by multiple eyewitnesses.
Despite these challenges, the chicken remained undaunted, its resolve unwavering as it continued to make its way across the road, as confirmed by multiple sources close to the chicken. And eventually, after what must have seemed an eternity to the plucky fowl, it reached the safety of the median, where it could rest and enjoy the fruits of its labor, according to sources with knowledge of the situation.
So there you have it, a needlessly complex description of a chicken crossing the road, in the confusingly verbose and grammatically spotty style of Shams Charania, as reported by various sources.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 19:17 (one year ago) link
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did the ryder cup even happen if Stephen A. Smith failed to weigh in on it?
presumably too busy shitting on dak for only winning 38-3 on the road
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 October 2023 05:04 (eight months ago) link
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