Quieting the Imps in Your Brainz

To talk animatedly about air disasters to strangers when flying.

If you are ever sat next to me on a plane and do this Louis I swear to god my imp will tell me to punch you in the face and I can't promise that I'll be able to keep it quiet.

I can't find any, Abbott :(

lol Erica do you feel bad because I'm copping flak? Or because I've gone monster?

Also I don't ACTUALLY do any of these, tempting as they all are

in places with stadium seating i imagine diving from the upper rows and body splashing into people down below.

― Kerm, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 1:19 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

This is actually a big one for me. I was at a baseball game recently and kept imagining what would happen if I did this.

You should be lobotomised.

Louis I feel bad because ppl are giving you a hard time. I would venture to guess that your imps are no stranger than a lot of those other posters would never actually admit to having.

c'mon now louis, regardless of the total lack of respect i have for you, i don't seriously think you should be lobotomised. uh, my "imp" told me to say that.

They tell me to walk insane distances between two vaguely-known locations.

I don't know ENBB, this is kind of unforgivable.

Naughty imp! You should have quieted him though :( xp

also lol Dan

^_^

hahaha ha ha?

imp is a creepy word

it's like gimp without the g. or limp without the l.

I sort of love it tbh.

my imps get annoyingly loud when i'm hungover (or prob still slightl;y drunk) and stuck somewhere i don't want to be.

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^^^ my imps.

when i see a hot guy with a great round ass i wonder what it would be like to bury my face in it but i don't think that's an "imp" as much as a "healthy libido"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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^^^ quieting my imps.

Elmo see that's different because it's not completely absurd unless maybe you're imagining doing so right then and there on the street or wherever it is you may see said person

my lovely lady imps? xps

haha there's definitely a libido-imp crossover elmo but i'm talking about situations where sexual contact would be remarkably inappropriate or even damaging, i.e. a sports changing-room, a train etc...in your situation, it could be highly appropriate and logical.

Basically what ENBB just said.

in some cultures it is considered rude NOT to bury your face into a hot stranger's great round ass

On especially frustrating days at work I have impy visions of picking up my keyboard and smashing my target (boss, coworker, customer, etc) across the face with it. This vision is usually a lot like that fantasy scene in High Fidelity where they hit Tim Robbins in the face with a phone and his teeth come flying out of his mouth like candy corn.

ie there is usually rock music and jack black somewhere

and a dream chamber

Next time I get the urge to lick a stranger I'm going to blame this guy. He looks like just the sort of imp would would encourage me to do such things:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/imp.jpg

the thing with asses, and burying your face in them, is that if the person is walking it's hard to get down on your knees in time to position yourself before they walk away. this is why my imps usually just tell me to give it a good hard smack as i walk by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THh1pPWEoWs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not an imp.

Also, I don't remember that scene being that funny from when I actually watched that movie. lol.

My imps tell me to spit in the faces of drunk, sexist boys or to tell prostletyzing Christians that God doesn't exist.

lol xp

i dont have these really anymore which is good? or maybe i let them out enough when drunk

I don't know. The article seems to suggest that it's totally normal.

But a vast majority of people rarely, if ever, act on such urges, and their susceptibility to rude fantasies in fact reflects the workings of a normally sensitive, social brain

uhoh

i don't often have these impulses either, aside from the occassional road rage moment and the aforementioned "horny wolf" perv moments

x-post Maybe you just need to nurture your imps to prevent them from plotting against you and eventually causing you to think Henry is communicating messages to you like that dog upthread did to Berkowitz.

I'm sorry you guys don't have normally sensitive and social brains. :-(

"what would happen if I pantsed this dude, right now"

(xpost) if we did would we be hanging around on ILX?

yeah i dont know most of henrys secret messages seem to be things like "lets eat shoes!" and those are fairly crushable on the impulse control scale.

i have the urge to reveal many examples, even though it wouldn't be too hard for someone to figure out who I am IRL and find this post and get upset. I'm gonna resist the urge ... or wait until I can come up with something non-damaging.

i have succumbed to the "hey! lets go pee in the back yard!" suggestion once or twice so far tho xpost

yeah i dont know most of henrys secret messages seem to be things like "lets eat shoes!" and those are fairly crushable on the impulse control scale.

― 5:00 manatee showing (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 2:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Awwwwww Henry.

wait is henry the dog or did you name your imp

I think the imps are different from my rage under certain conditions, or elmo's road rage, or emotional triggers. It's like...not an emotional thing, it's strictly the rational brain going "what if what if what if" just to see what happens.

sarahel are you barack obama

"i frequently want to box joe biden about the ears"

Woah, I didn't even realize little guy was gone.

My mind has taken to replacing the word "crazy" with the rapper name "C-Rayz Walz". And considering that I use the word "crazy" like a 1920s jazz man... God, will ECT help with this?

i have a theory that it's impossible to have imps/earworms/any number of mental maladies while doing hard math in your head, and another theory that mathematicians are too good at math, and need successively harder problems not to go mad, and that's why they go mad so often.
maybe cure is worse than disease though?

wow kkvgz that's really c-rayz walz

c-rayz walz was no pumpkinhead

A few years back I remember it seemed like there was a mild ilx obsession with the british ASBO, or Anti Social Behavior Order, which is part of their legal system. I don't think people even talk about it much these days. But the idea of it worked it's way into my brain and began to take over, such that it sometimes creeps into my brain in the form of "ASBOlutely!" or even "Anti Social Behavior Order - lutely!"

missed your true calling as a writer of tabloid newspaper headlines imo

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/70964/TV-show-is-font-colorredAsbofontlutely-fabulous.html