Also at least 5% of males wished for a bigger weiner and no way they renounce that
I think you mean 5% minutes f males wished every other male had a smaller wiener
― DJP, Sunday, 27 December 2020 05:02 (three years ago) link
WONDER WIENER 1984
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link
20% of American men would have to renounce their wang wish when they realized they went too large and their cardiovascular system isn't up to getting it hard.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Sunday, 27 December 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
So wait. Imagine that 5% of men wished everyone else's weiner is smaller. How can that 5% all have bigger weiners than the other dickwishers when they all wished for each other to have smaller ones?
FILM DISPROVEN.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 December 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link
u_u
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link
The entertainment world is going to be flooded with 12-inch pianists.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Sunday, 27 December 2020 06:59 (three years ago) link
Have the movie playing now, and understand why Neanderthal began fiddling with his phone during this intro. I didn’t tune in to see “Wonder Kid,” lol
― Qui-Gon's Noble End (morrisp), Sunday, 27 December 2020 07:21 (three years ago) link
Well, there was Commander Salamander—guess I can bail now.
― Qui-Gon's Noble End (morrisp), Sunday, 27 December 2020 07:24 (three years ago) link
If they had real cred, they would have made the anchor in this mall a Hecht’s.
― Qui-Gon's Noble End (morrisp), Sunday, 27 December 2020 07:32 (three years ago) link
I like how they cut to the two scientists out to dinner, right when Gadot is saying to Wiig, “You’re so funny! I can’t stop laughing!!”—rather than bothering to write the funny dialogue for us to hear.
― Qui-Gon's Noble End (morrisp), Sunday, 27 December 2020 08:14 (three years ago) link
so i says to mabel, i says
― ✖, Sunday, 27 December 2020 08:22 (three years ago) link
Lol.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 December 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
Wiig: "One day soon I will gain superpowers and then later I will turn into a cat." Gadot: "You’re so funny! I can’t stop laughing!!”
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
What if they did write funny dialogue but as soon as test audiences saw it, they demanded Bridesmaids 1984 instead?
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 27 December 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
That's what it was, Wiig probably just kept farting at the table.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 December 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
Wiig: (farts)Gadot: "You’re so funny! I can’t stop laughing!!”
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
I always respected the fact that Wiig and her writing partner turned offers to do a Bridesmaid sequel because they didn’t think they could make something as good. That seems rare idk.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
no it is not worse than Superman 3.
It is dumb and boring, but as far as DC films go it's actually probably the third best one (I'd saw WW1 is at the top, followed by Aquaman; I know I'm in the minority there but I found that hilariously entertaining).
― akm, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
Aquaman really nailed it’s tone imo. Knowingly stupid without winking.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
Also helped by the fact that James Wan probably has unique trash influences and spatial coherence in his approach to action compared to people who make tentpole stuff like that
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
Well, a third one definitely happening:
https://deadline.com/2020/12/wonder-woman-3-wonder-woman-1984-opening-box-office-1234661808/
Wonder Woman 3 is being fast-tracked, Warner Bros. announced today. The news comes as the pic has amounted to $85M WW after a $16.7M domestic debut.The threequel will be written by Patty Jenkins, who is attached to direct, and starring Gal Gadot....On HBO Max, WarnerMedia reports that the DC sequel was viewed by “nearly half of the platform’s retail subscribers viewing the film on the day of its arrival, along with millions of wholesale subscribers who have access to HBO Max via a cable, wireless, or other partner services. HBO Max also saw the total viewing hours on Friday more than triple in comparison to a typical day in the previous month.”Some users on the HBO Max Help Twitter handle reported various glitches, either 4K streaming problems or Roku bad connections. Overall, we hear from insiders that it wasn’t a Defcon4 meltdown, meaning a complete outage of HBO Max.“Wonder Woman 1984 broke records and exceeded our expectations across all of our key viewing and subscriber metrics in its first 24 hours on the service, and the interest and momentum we’re seeing indicates this will likely continue well beyond the weekend,” said Andy Forssell, Executive Vice President and General Manager, WarnerMedia Direct-to-Consumer in a statement. “During these very difficult times, it was nice to give families the option of enjoying this uplifting film at home, where theater viewing wasn’t an option.”
The threequel will be written by Patty Jenkins, who is attached to direct, and starring Gal Gadot.
...
On HBO Max, WarnerMedia reports that the DC sequel was viewed by “nearly half of the platform’s retail subscribers viewing the film on the day of its arrival, along with millions of wholesale subscribers who have access to HBO Max via a cable, wireless, or other partner services. HBO Max also saw the total viewing hours on Friday more than triple in comparison to a typical day in the previous month.”
Some users on the HBO Max Help Twitter handle reported various glitches, either 4K streaming problems or Roku bad connections. Overall, we hear from insiders that it wasn’t a Defcon4 meltdown, meaning a complete outage of HBO Max.
“Wonder Woman 1984 broke records and exceeded our expectations across all of our key viewing and subscriber metrics in its first 24 hours on the service, and the interest and momentum we’re seeing indicates this will likely continue well beyond the weekend,” said Andy Forssell, Executive Vice President and General Manager, WarnerMedia Direct-to-Consumer in a statement. “During these very difficult times, it was nice to give families the option of enjoying this uplifting film at home, where theater viewing wasn’t an option.”
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link
I am so sick of reading the, “maybe it’s not that WW84 is bad, it’s that you are only now realizing that all superhero movies are bad” garbage takes. No, I feel pretty confident in saying that WW84 is a bad movie by any comparison. It’s like someone having never watched a musical in their entire lives, making it halfway through La La Land and triumphantly declaring, “see? every musical is terrible!”
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
i realize i am in the minority here but superman 3 is awesome
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
pvmic <3
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/1eefaab62fc821ec80d688d9912f1f88/tumblr_mmpvfytRBZ1qedb29o1_500.gif
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
The opening slapstick thing in Superman 3 is good (image of the car filling up with water has long stuck with me) even if it has no place in a Superman movie. The scene where the villain’s sister is turned into a killer robot by the giant super computer is legit terrifying.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
This movie has more in common with the scene in IV when (iirc) Superman puts all of the planet's nuclear weapons into a big sack and throws it into space.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/superman-iv-quest-for-peace/4.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
Holy shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ysPO7cWRng
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
"lol sure it was terrible but YOU ALL WATCHED IT so now you get WWIII"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
i liked WW84 *runs* sorry ilx hivemind
― Nhex, Sunday, 27 December 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
B and the kids were watching this at home (bcs they went to see it at the cinema earlier in the day and got kicked out due to a fire alarm 30 mins in).
I think I walked past the Tv twice... once Pedro had a blood nose and was yelling something about particles can touch people.. and then at the end, where everyone in our living room looked angry at the TV while a bunch of stuff was going in reverse.
I dont think it got a thumbs up in our house.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link
I wish--hey, where's that draft coming from?--I had been able to see this at a packed screening at the Uptown. It certainly looks impressive; Georgetown doesn't look nearly so good these days. But such devotion to recreation of a past that only DC-area residents of a certain age will recognize frankly distracts from the lesson of the plot.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 2 January 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link
I kinda didn't mind the $250 million dollar b movie vibe, fucking ridiculous flickpedro pascal was chewing up scenery like crazy, almost loony nic cage energy
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 January 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link
i enjoyed the architechture
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 January 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
ums totally otm about Nic Cage energy
― Vinnie, Saturday, 2 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link
He's like Nic Cage crossed with Robert Vaughan in Superman 3.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 January 2021 00:11 (three years ago) link
So wait. Imagine that 5% of men wished everyone else's weiner is smaller. How can that 5% all have bigger weiners than the other dickwishers when they all wished for each other to have smaller ones?FILM DISPROVEN.
would have been amazing if ww's plant to defeat pedro was to let him beam his wishcast with all the particles, leading to this inevitable contradictory mass dickwish, thus destroying the pedro/stone just like kirk fracks an evil AI by telling it a paradox
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 3 January 2021 05:23 (three years ago) link
is there seriously a part in this movie where there's a wishing stone?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 06:01 (three years ago) link
yes and then Pedro becomes the stone
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 January 2021 06:03 (three years ago) link
oops I meant to type /h....haha
well i guess i'm watching this now
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 07:19 (three years ago) link
I spent a ton of time telling my friend how terrible it is and then telling him to watch it. Except it's 2.5 hours long, which is a draaaaaaaag.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:23 (three years ago) link
One of the worst things about EVERYTHING IS STREAMING is the near total devaluation of editing in favor of weak content that provides more eyeballs for longer, ie “the netflix effect.”
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link
Or the “podcast effect.” Or “i wanna be sedated” or whatever.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
Eh, lack of good editing and overlong runtimes is a superhero movie (or just Hollywood movie) problem, imo, not a streaming movie problem, imo. Wonder Woman 2 was going to be shitty and boring as anything other than a 22 minute cartoon episode.
I do think the Netflix effect (or whatever we should call it) has hurt lots of documentaries, where the story is stretched out over several episodes just because they have the footage or interviews and time and space to show them, even if they fail to advance the story/narrative.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:50 (three years ago) link
lack of good editing and overlong runtimes is a superhero movie problem, imo, not a streaming movie problem
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
and yes, I saw at least 15 bad 90 minute documentaries last year that could have been excellent 30 minute pieces but you don't get funding/distribution that way
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link
DC hardly has a monopoly on overlong superhero headache movies
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Sunday, 3 January 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link
endgame is the only marvel movie i can think of that really outstayed its welcome for me
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link