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― System, Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
This is Con Air and it's not very close
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link
The Criterion Collection should do a box set of every Michael Bay movie. (Voted for The Rock.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:24 (three years ago) link
this would be the rock of they had cast ronnie barker instead of connery. but it's Face/Off as the overall lunacy matches the cage lunacy
― calumerio, Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:25 (three years ago) link
John Woo is literally the worst director
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
as long as QT still lives that is not possible
― calzino, Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
Not sure how often this occurred in the Cage filmography but Con Air is notable for Cage being the straight man to basically absolutely everything and everyone else in this film
― Master of Treacle, Saturday, 2 January 2021 01:09 (three years ago) link
I think thats more true of the rock tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 January 2021 01:49 (three years ago) link
it's kind of remarkable how bonkers these movies are in spite of that
― frogbs, Saturday, 2 January 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link
voted the rock slightly over con air
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 January 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, January 1, 2021 5:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
how dare you
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 2 January 2021 04:51 (three years ago) link
this is what it sounds like
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 January 2021 05:00 (three years ago) link
When doves die
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 06:02 (three years ago) link
Woo's best American film is Hard Target, this is canon
Con Air has the greatest cast ever assembled and the only way it could maybe have been improved is if Verhoeven had directed it, just to put the icing on its homage and piss take of the action movie genre. Also he'd probably have destroyed more of Vegas.
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 January 2021 10:02 (three years ago) link
100% agree on hard target, lots to love in that movie. mullet, soundtrack, wilford's accent, lance h. broken arrow was a slog but HT and face off should be in the retrospective alongside a better tomorrow and bullet in the head and hard boiled etc. the michael bay movies are good but they're not stupid enough. the reason bad boys 2 is his best movie is that exuberant spanielish stupidity tempering and enhancing the nihilistic focus group cynicism that animates his work otherwise.
― adam, Saturday, 2 January 2021 12:02 (three years ago) link
100% agree on hard target, lots to love in that movie. mullet, soundtrack, wilford's accent, lance h.
And this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRFFMiD5AI
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 January 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link
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― System, Sunday, 3 January 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
I want to take his face.....off.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link
i should rewatch The Rock. am i right that it has a big expensive San Francisco car chase AND a Temple of Doom style mine-cart chase?
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 January 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link
Never seen The Rock. Give us a vaccine, nationalise cinemas and run free action movies in all multiplexes for a year.
― shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 3 January 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
It's good though I'm surprised it won so easily.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 January 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link
Same. I dont rly see much difference in rating across the three tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2021 13:16 (three years ago) link
Right, I‘ve never seen The Rock, so I‘m going to give it a go. Face/Off is one of my favourite OTT 90s action films and I would have voted for it in a heartbeat if I‘d seen this poll before.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 3 January 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link
Easily The Rock for me. I am there for the nonsense, explosions, Cage, fun chatter (Clement and La Frenais?) etc but I truly love Ed Harris off sideways in a stern tragedy of military honour vs the state & mercenary interests.
― woof, Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
(Clement and La Frenais?)
ooh
― shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link
I am there for the nonsense, explosions, Cage, fun chatter (Clement and La Frenais?) etc but I truly love Ed Harris off sideways in a stern tragedy of military honour vs the state & mercenary interests
Exactly. Harris is in a completely different movie from everyone else, and seems to have 100% internalized the idea that the villain believes himself to be the hero. He's one of my favorite actors.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 3 January 2021 14:59 (three years ago) link
Its a great role for him in context, its not like his internalised intensity is any less than cages burst variety, Connery's always-smoulder is background hum
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 January 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link
This poll made me watch The Rock. I don't know what 15 of you are smoking, but you've clearly list your... marbles. Anyway, Face/Off is by far the best film on this list.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 28 March 2021 12:49 (three years ago) link
Exactly the pitch and passion of take that is correct for this madhouse poll, ty
Today i think its the rock
Just remembered broken arrow but christian slater is no nic cage
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 March 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link
The marbles aren't nuclear, they're full of poison gas.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 28 March 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link
Paying too much attn imo
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 March 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link
all 3 are A+
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 01:07 (three years ago) link