ITT we study the ways of our dear friend The Contrition Bear

a kind ilxor has webmailed me and explained

reminds me of those terrible middle school days, when everyone always exploded in laughter when the teacher said some the word "dry", or "wet", or "hard", or "soft", and i didn't have any clue why anyone was laughing. except, imagine if back then a friend could text you and be like "dude, it's dry vaginas and hard penises, dude"

― Karl Malone, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:53 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Certain passages not even that important, nonetheless it Bears repeating

― Evan, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:53 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's like when I turn on the dawnzer and it gives off a lee light

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:54 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wait karl i literally explained as soon as you asked my man

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:55 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

What did your man say?

― Mark G, Monday, January 11, 2021 8:56 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well you know what your man is like sher

― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:56 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

listen to what the amn says

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, January 11, 2021 8:57 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you post contrition bear after you have filled a thread will jigglepandas

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:01 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*with

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:01 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

1 Our Father, 3 Hail Marys, and 10 minutes in the cage with Contrition Bear

― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:06 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Did we ever get this ursid

Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.

Colossians 3:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO-IHpT6FeI

contrition bear say “you are forgiven” to me

https://realmoney.thestreet.com/articles/10/23/2015/beware-contrite-perma-bear

https://t1.thpservices.com/previewimage/gallil/2eb78a9974ae0020e7fd353095b63222/d50-2759474.jpg

grin and
http://i.gifer.com/61kU.gif

Speculation in the original thread that contrition bear was somehow in cahoots with nefarious jigglepanda but we can now confirm that this was a simple misspelling of "contortion bear"

1. "Like a Bear" (5:41)
2. "Express Bearself" (4:37)
3. "Bear Song" (4:52)
4. "Till Bear Do Us Part" (5:16)
5. "Promise to Bear" (3:36)
6. "Bearish" (5:03)
7. "Bear Jessie" (4:20)
8. "Oh Father Bear" (4:57)
9. "Bear It Together" (5:03)
10. "Spanish Bears" (5:15)
11. "Act of Contrition" (2:19)

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