The best way to follow up the interrupting cow joke is with this:Knock knockwho's there? interrupting giraffe.and while they're saying "interrupting giraffe who" puff up yr cheeks with air and act like yr chewing on something.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
so these two old ladies were out pickin potatoes
one of em lifts one up outta the ground and says "why, this reminds me of my husband's balls!"
the other one's like "wow, they're that big?"
"no, they're that dirty"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Has anybody here ever read any of O'Brien's Keats and Chapman jokes?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i sure haven't;lay 'em on us!
― yes, i'm a baby killer. (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
The New Adventures of Keats and Chapman: A Selection of Improbable TalesMathews has long been an admirer of Flann O'Brien, especially his famous Keats and Chapman sketches. Here he attempts to re-invent the style and wit of the short pieces, with original columns done in the style of O'Brien's sketches. He succeeds wonderfully. Previously printed in Hot Press, each column humorously builds up to a punch line, based on a pun.
-is it that?
― c'mon down to the store. we can buy some more more more more (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link