Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

If you’re a reporter or cameramen or sound guy how can you refrain from just yelling “fuck you” whenever he spouts that shit

probably don't want someone showing up outside their kids' elementary school

is he happy now?

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/01/13/nation/us-carries-out-its-1st-execution-female-inmate-since-1953/?p1=Article_Recirc_InThisSection

Whether Donald Trump is ever happy is an interesting question.

when he dies, a MAGA supporter is gonna steal the body, stuff him and mount him

and is then going to put the stuffed body on their wall

Beat me to the punch there.

when he dies, a MAGA supporter is gonna steal the body, stuff him and mount him

The Secret of Donnie's Tomb

Buried in Trump's ... tomb.

His headstone might as well just be a big urinal.

it's pretty much going to be, whether he intends it or not

Fake Tomb!

they should really bury this fucker at sea next to OBL

looking forward to the day when we have a poll about what to do with his corpse, think I will vote for it to be flushed down a huge gold toilet

Whether Donald Trump is ever happy is an interesting question.

― Alba, Wednesday, January 13, 2021 9:01 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's not happiness as you or I or any other living human would define it, but I'm sure he gets some kind of dopamine rush whenever one of his acts of cruelty bears fruit.

you mean he jizzes in his pants?

Trumppies

Abraham Zapruder https://t.co/hKrlDoa1n9

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) January 13, 2021

i don't really care (do u?) if Trump is happy or not but it raises the question of which despots at least seemed to be enjoying themselves in the moment. mussolini appeared to be mostly having a good time!

Most of them except Cromwell, who didn't approve of happiness.

there's kind of a drug fiend element to the rallies he does. I feel like in 2016 they legitimately made him feel good but now it's kind of a sad charade, even when there's all the applause and chanting of his name it looks like such a pained smile now

That'll be the girdle

Hard to waste any more energy on what this monster "thinks" or "feels."

He lobbied unsuccessfully to change the method of execution from lethal injection to being shot on Fifth Avenue

xp

Yet here we are classic/dudding him year after year and splitting hairs over exactly how much of a fascist he might be.

Suggest cancel.

I'm coming down on the side of Dud, personally

this is for the historians to decide

Sometimes I imagine the party that's going to happen when he croaks. It's really going to be something.

Classic

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE pic.twitter.com/XtvDltgJsv

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) January 12, 2021

from the obit thread-

Dr. Harold Bornstein, Donald Trump's personal physician from 1980 until early 2018, has passed:

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nytimes/obituary.aspx?n=harold-bornstein&pid=197497206

In 2018, Bornstein admitted that Trump dictated the letter:

To Whom My[sic] Concern:

I have been the personal physician of Mr Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous physician was my father, Dr Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds, Mr Trump takes 81 mg of aspirin daily and a low dose of a statin. His PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Mr Trump has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopaedic surgery. His only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. His cardiovascular status is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

After The New York Times published a report in 2017 in which Dr. Bornstein said he had prescribed Mr Trump with Propecia, an anti-baldness drug, Trump's bodyguards raided Bornstein's office and removed everything related to the President.

trump is really for the birds imho, just the pits no matter how you look at it

does Bornstein's death seem sinister to anyone else or am I just developing 2021 derangement syndrome?

Nah. He looked about as healthy as "the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

comrade bonespurs

https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2021/01/pentagon-wont-throw-traditional-farewell-ceremony-trump/171408/

No time, no time; there are prisoners to execute, oil leases to auction, allies to alienate... he's very busy these last days

I got a text from an old work colleague I haven't spoke to in years that went: "that president is so bad I'm going to impeach him TWICE!"

I know it isn't funny but it made me laugh like crazy. it comes from an old work joke to do with someone seeing some daft teenager walking out of Spiderman 2 at the cinema and saying: that film is so bad I'm going to watch it TWICE! So at work it became a running joke, like if say you had some onerous task and the boss/evil overseer/ asked for a progress report like say doing power and lighting circuits in some clustered, hot boiler room all in steel conduit you'd say: this boiler room is so bad I'm going to wire it TWICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsi5lXxzByU

Overheard Secret Service on @realDonaldTrump at lunch. He ate rice and 2 pieces of cherry pie. Took a few sips of his drink. "He loves rice"

— Leigh Ann Caldwell (@LACaldwellDC) October 24, 2017

He will only eat his chicken tendies if they’re cut into the shape of a dinosaur

2scoops

Trump OTM about rice

end of an era!

... thankfully

Mary Trump just affirmed what we all probably guessed, that this (today/tomorrow) is "the worst day of his life."

Good to hear but hoping "so far" is implied

i think of modest mouse in this trying time. "god who'd want to be, god who'd want to be such an asshole."

Dud

Farewell to the weirdest guy I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/zjyyr44N8O

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) January 19, 2021

beyond the 'weirdness' those clips portray many signature moves of a bully and demagogue. they mostly seem weird to people who don't respond with adoration to all those cues.

That video is gross

that is because of the content

ctrl+f "Trump" on Google News homepage yields 27 hits. 4 of the 6 "Headlines" entries have his name in the headline.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 11, 2019 4:58 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

27 hits for "Trump" again today wtf

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 25, 2019 7:27 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

40 now!

― A True White Kid that can

It's down to 8 now yesssssssss