Never let a room full of people who need something brainstorm about what they need, imo.
― Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link
Nobody ever seems to consider what would actually happen to a brain in a storm, tbh
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link
Odd, that lightning storm seemed to vivify the brain of Frankenstein's monster.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:16 (three years ago) link
what would i need in a buyout bag. Hmmmmmmm
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 16 January 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link
Ive had design meetings where transcripts wouldnt necessarily read too differently to the last seven-odd posts itt
I'll invoice you via email, I need money to buy a flashlight full of mace and astronaut ice cream
― thousand-yard spiral stairs (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 January 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/bwMVIR3.png
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link
I can't remember the product that was promoted in the Super Bowl ad – something about showering in the forest – but I seriously thought it was a parody until the very end.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHNMqOLw_o
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link
uh
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link
It's a men's hygiene product that dares to admit it has nothing to offer you but a rich sense of its own comedic value.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8809b946a88e1aa38432ecfdccceb85c/tumblr_ngc4ytwVmC1razbajo1_1280.jpg
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link
this... seems like a sex thing.
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link
yeah
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
as opposed to a gender thing, that is. though there is certainly some significant gender stuff mixed in with this sex stuff, all dumped into a dog bowl with "MAN" stenciled on the side in manly prison-esque font, the prison of dehumanizing masculine expectations etc.
i kind of want one but my partner might get the wrong idea.
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link
Uh-oh! A rival enters the territory...
https://i.imgur.com/jb7hKWj.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
I thought you meant “a sex thing” in the “my mistress makes me eat out of this bowl during our sessions” sense.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link
that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking".
"this seems like a sexual activity thing"
"this seems like a fucking thing"
"this seems like a coitus thing"
or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 07:26 (three years ago) link
My brain was not working properly last night; I thought you meant it in some "sex vs gender" way.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link
It's true, a real hungry man can hold 20 ounces.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link
xpost oic. but this is why we need another sex word, too much confusion/overlap! Orgasmic Gratification or its mellifluous portmanteau "orgrat" is what i'm threatening to use until i find something better.
"this... seems like an orgrat thing"
why yes i am a modern day shakespeare, thank you for noticing
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
i thought you were a cat
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:12 (three years ago) link
*tries to figure out how to fold-up map again*
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link
*misses free throw*
ONCE UPON A TIME, MEN ATE OUT OF THE BOWL
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.professorpincushion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ppc_catCostumeRenaissanceCollar_side_1920x1080_002-1.jpg
― cat, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link
you don't understand, MAN is the name of my dog
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
lmao
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link
man, no!no man
Absolutely dying at the concept of tactical gummy bears but the copy makes it even funnier pic.twitter.com/FQFQSl2wrJ— show me that gabagool (@mustachetoilet) May 25, 2021
when you're out on a mission to kill, and you need to be able to count on yr gummie bears
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 May 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link
that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking"."this seems like a sexual activity thing""this seems like a fucking thing""this seems like a coitus thing"or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank― cat, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 3:26 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cat, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 3:26 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
Gender performance, maybe? Most (all?) of the items in this thread seem to be banking on the idea that certain men will pay a premium to not consume or do anything cursed with female associations.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 28 May 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link
xp - apparently they were anticipating a deluge of returns due to "heat shield packaging failure"
what's with all the (joke) anti-gay stuff in the comments like "Don't eat regular gummy bears like some homo!!! NO REFUNDS"? Does the world of tactical gear sales intersect with homophobia?
― worth her weight in dogecoin (Lee626), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
I'd be surprised if it didn't?
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 28 May 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
Gummy bears are fine, gummy worms might as well be tiny soft dicks.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link
This brand name popped into my head one day....and I looked up in TESS and it's not trademarked:
Brobiotics
should I form the worst startup ever?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link
guys
let's talk about GUT health.
new dannon for men is specially formulated to deliver optimal gut performance in a portable, TACTICAL yogurt capsule.
― class project pat (m bison), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
hell yeah
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link
Meaty, manly dumps like your father used to take... where have they gone?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link
I still make a splash
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link
ew
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:37 (three years ago) link
Ranch Water?
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ryan-bingham-lone-river-2021-652x367.jpg the camel photographer was still cooler
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/ranch-water
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 26 September 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
dadssanityRating: 3 stars07/17/2021
Followed recipe and just couldn’t get a taste that I was happy with. It’s a shame because I had to buy all of the ingredients.
― gbx, Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
I've been making that drink for years, but never knew it had a name... Always just thought of it as diluted fizzy margarita. Now that I know it's called Texas Ranch Water and is consumed by real cowpokes, I feel at least 10-15% more masculine.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 26 September 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link
I’m not making my own ranch water
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link
Ranch water is decent. Similar to a gin rickey, which I also like
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:07 (two years ago) link
So it’s a tequila gimlet?
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link
But jim, the rickey comes from Washington, so it is inherently unamerican and effeminate and wrong for a manly man. It is, in current parlance, "cucked" (ugh). Because no one really lives there or comes from there, it doesn't count as a real place and won't ever.
Texas, and cowboys, now THAT'S real. So manly you can smell the manure on its boots. The sweat in its Stetson. The oil on its holster.
― Habemus poptimism (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 September 2021 11:47 (two years ago) link
a friend of mine here (not texas) has been calling that drink 'ranch water' for a long time
― gbx, Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
yea it’s been established that Ranch Water (TM) was not the first ranch water I apologize for reviving this thread
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link