Marvel Cinematic Universe, Phase 4 & Beyond (and a chance to change your vote)

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I would laugh if Rocket showed up

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link

would the hex turn rocket into a person, or a talking dog or something?

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

A rabbit, obvs

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

Bradley Cooper

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

Crouched and speaking over the shoulder of a mocap-suited Sean Gunn

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

well, if the people are trapped in the hex then they're kinda by definition not going in and out of it, so probably not

Well presumably they will get out at some point, but yeah I guess at the end of this they could just dissipate the hex somehow and these people will just go back to normal without any consequences

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

they all have superpowers but unfortunately they are all related to flatulence

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

xpost Except all the kids in the Halloween episode... where did they come from? Did they come from outside? If they did ... where/who did they come from? If they belong to the parents inside the hex, does that mean they had been without parents for days? Seems unlikely. Which would mean that identified or no, the people in the town may or may not have been taken from somewhere else, too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

they came from France

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

it was explicitly said, both in the episode and in this thread, that all the kids were asleep until they came out for halloween

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

I was going to say, didn't they explicitly say that? Seems like a lot of weird speculation itt that is pretty directly discussed in the show itself.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link

I'm guessing that Pietro is some kind of externalised part of Wanda, partly a brother that she misses (who sees his job to "... and ultimately give you grief") and partly someone to validate that she's doing the right thing - it's possible that he's the one who's Running The Show (either someone external #nomephisto or still part of Wanda) but I'm not sure what would be gained by him drawing her attention to the fact that she doesn't know how this works.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

xp have you met Josh

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

Oh, they've just been asleep, that explains it then. Makes perfect sense and doesn't raise any more questions at all.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

Wanda's accent vanished between movies too

― Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 3, 2021 8:56 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Loved the dig at this in the latest episode.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

there has to be some multiverse angle to it since she doesn't recognize him at the door until he clearly implies he's Pietro by calling her his sister, remembers details of a prior shared event differently, asks him why he looks different, where his accent went (lol), though clearly in his universe he died the same way.

xpost lol yeah I laughed out loud. I'm glad too, her accent was bad and distracting in Ultron.

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

Just watched it again. First, the stuff about the kids comes from Pietro, who is an unreliable character at this point. Second, he kind of slyly, rhetorically asks "where have you been hiding all these kids? Probably just keeping them asleep to prevent trauma," before talking about the ethics of the situation. So ... really we don't know, any more than we know for sure where he came from, or who he really is.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

i'm pretty sure everybody's frozen at the end of the street for reasons similar to that one episode of Rick and Morty, the program 'uses a lot of memory' so she's not able to keep the ancillary characters busy/doing things, they're like the crowd in RBI Baseball basically

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

I guess we'll see what happens now that she's expanded the bubble by hundreds of feet.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:06 (three years ago) link

how can we ever know anything, rly

makes u think

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

i'm pretty sure everybody's frozen at the end of the street for reasons similar to that one episode of Rick and Morty, the program 'uses a lot of memory' so she's not able to keep the ancillary characters busy/doing things,

Westworld used this trope too

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:12 (three years ago) link

What is a movie or TV show if not a simulation itself?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link

fuck that, what if we're living in a simulation and that simulation is just a passing thought in the mind of a vast and incomprehensible cosmic consciousness

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

On the back of a turtle.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link

steady on, that's just stupid

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link

we're all living in a butt

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

Balthazar Getty's butt

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

living in a butt / living in a cardboard butt

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

kudos

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

Please be around more, bg, yr wisdom is missed.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

otm

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

Thank you for picking up my slack, bg

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

she doesn't recognize him at the door until he clearly implies he's Pietro by calling her his sister

I definitely didn't read the scene this way - she's just stunned (because he's Pietro and because she wasn't expecting him)

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

how would Wanda know what that version of Quicksilver looks like? it definitely wasn't a "we called Evan Peters because Aaron Taylor-Johnson was unavailable" type situation as Darcy notes that it's a 'recast'.

or is your thought Wanda did intentionally recast him with someone else (and the fact that it's Evan Peters is more coincidental)?

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

i kinda assumed, given the way that he's picking at the edges and asking a lot of leading questions, that nu-Pietro is a super-powered mole by Hayward/SWORD and not a figment of Wanda's imagination

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

yeah he seemed to want to know how the sausage was made way more than a normal person would

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

and well he knew sausage *was* being made

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

lol friend of mine is telling ppl on FB that merely saying you loved or didn't like an episode = 'posting spoilers' now

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

pietro reeled off a list of plot/character functions to wanda that he assumed he was there to provide to her world - at her behest - but it all seemed like it was news to wanda.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

I think she's also in willing denial as to what her idealized world is doing to the very real citizens.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

better call Jon Taffer in

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

I binged all of this on Saturday and I can safely say it is the most enjoyable MCU related thing in recent memory (except for maybe the Holland Spiderman movies).

akm, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

From the kids to Wanda's new powers, it read to me like nu-Pietro was fishing for answers himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

i kinda assumed, given the way that he's picking at the edges and asking a lot of leading questions, that nu-Pietro is a super-powered mole by Hayward/SWORD and not a figment of Wanda's imagination

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, February 15, 2021 12:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

This was my take too, but I'm an MCU noob and don't really have a handle on who everyone is and what they're capable of.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

me too!

tbf a lot of wanda’s characters are hornswoggling her with their meta-sentience, not just pietro - herb & agnes have both asked her if she wants any changes, they’ve both been whispering together, and now of course vision

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

Wolverine shows up next

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

how would Wanda know what that version of Quicksilver looks like?

No idea! I'm just describing what I saw.

As an aside, are we all agreed that one thread of the main plot is "Something has happened such that Wanda now has Vision back to live an idyllic sitcom life, but his specific virtues mean that he can't not notice that something is wrong and fight against it"? I feel like there's an obvious example of this story other than this, but I can't place it.

Last week I thought Quicksilver was an example of this, but that seems a lot less likely this week? When he tells her that everyone has the same jobs, but better hair, how is he supposed to know that? It could be someone external to the situation plámásing her, but how would you plan that? Sending in someone in the hope that they'd keep their brief would be firing a bullet into the sun - Geraldine/Monica seems to have only regained agency because Wanda had new kids and memories of Pietro occupying her.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

“plámásing”?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link

"flattering" would be a crude and unmusical translation from the original Sokovian.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link

The official song of Sokovia was Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking"...

Translated of course

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link


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