My Friend Got Us Thrown Out of a Karaoke Bar By the Flamboyant Host

Face it, dude. Yr pal is Princess Wannagirliedrink.

So why WAS he called McLovin?

wow the assumptions in this thread are really dumb

slumpman--he isn't always creative :)

OMG, Bo is totally secret-crushing on this friend!

The part Bo left out was how he kept giving the bartender titty-twisters.

My manager, my bartender and myself will not tolerate your insults to our beer etc

Just how flamboyant was this bar anyways?

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

I kind of did this once only I went behind the bar when the bartender went out back and started pouring and downing my own pint. Wait - that may have been why I got kicked out. It's a little fuzzy.

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

I opened a can of worms I didn't intend to, and I think we've all covered the bases in this one!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

welcome to the internet, bitch

-- TOMBOT, Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:20 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

so how much did you tip?

that's retardedly gay since he doesn't seem to mind locking other threads. oh well.

I tipped fine. I always tip well. I hate those who don't.

besides I tipped before everything happened.

would you go so far as to say flamboyantly gay?

No further comments.

--Parcells

listen, blowjob overface, there were a lot of folks who wanted you banhammerized the first week you started posting, but you're still here. watch ya mouf.

suck my dick

omg

Something's going to happen!!

And it ain't that he's gonna S your D!!!!

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Bo Jackson Overdrive gets himself thrown out of a ILX by the flamboyant moderator!

i am LITERALLY loling at this exchange!

the Tiannenman Square pic was hilarious.

farewell everyone!

the only one who thinks I'm funny ;_;

Goodbye to the person I disagree with the 2nd most on ILX! We'll always have Gabbnebb!

Don't let the door hit you!

*sprays febreze*

!!!

holy

holy shit blowjob overface

wow

aww - and we were only just getting to know eachother.

im so sad i missed this

hahaha Louis

this thread was begging for some HOOS, to be honest.

*sprays febreze*

-- roxymuzak, 07 January 2008 00:13 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

actually, i thought at first this was a HOOS reference!

chuckles

i've never been thrown out of a bar and as my big 30 approaches feel that this might be Failure #73 on a continuing list

there's plenty of time for that one, my friend.
neither have i now that i think about it. i have been refused entry, however!

roffle!

refused entry is nothing if you've ever been out uptown anywhere with about 8 other guys.

does being asked to leave count? i've never been physically thrown out of anywhere.

this thread went from totally flamboyant to THREAD OF THE WEEK

a++ gold stars to abbott, hoos, tom, roxy, grady, even jhøshea!!! mvp obviously to bo jackson overdrive!

I don't think I've been thrown out of a bar since I was a teenager, but hey at least I got that in before I turned 30! Unfortunately I was thrown out for barfing everywhere (on more than one occasion).

Beer that's gone off is fucking gross. Not that I've encountered it in pubs very often at all. I can only think of one time. I got it changed with no problem though, although the barman did try to persuade me that that's how it's supposed to taste. I had to point out I'd been drinking the same beer at the same place for months and that was the 1st pint I'd had that tasted like that.

oh - not crowded snooty bar sort of refused entry. but cruddy, no cover meat market not letting us in because of our clearly inebriated & belligerent state. this also happened at a hole in the wall goth bar.

even jhøshea!!!

wtf dude even

Or my favorite, is when someone doesn't pay a bill because they don't get one in the mail. IE, it gets lost, or, more likely, they misplace it and forget about it.

i used to do this all the time

Around the middle of the night, my friend orders a Foster's...he goes to exchange it for a Stella Artois.

o_O

so if I know I have a monthly recurring Cingular bill, and I don't get it one month, that means the month is free? No, it means you call and ask for another copy.

I have a couple of times had bills genuinely either lost in the post or run off with by housemates, and my credit card bill has in the past turned up anywhere between the 20th of the previous month to the 5th of the next month, maybe an even wider range than that.

If, maybe due to the post service being unreliable locally, maybe because of some administrative cockup at your end (you think your minimum wage staff in charge of getting the bills sent out have never made a mistake? meanwhile my other half keeps finding that banks and utilities companies have the wrong address for him no matter how often he corrects it), my credit card bill hasn't arrived at any point in the fortnight-long variation of when it arrives each month, and it turns out that by the time I realise it's already too late to pay it because it actually should've arrived at the start of that half-month date range, that means I should have to pay a $50 fine, trash my credit rating and be charged interest on the entire amount?

Well, yeah, I guess it does, especially to the moneygrubbing robot minds that run banks, but I will not be very pleased to be told on the phone that I must be a stealing timewaster pretending to be massively naive for not having your intended payment date (and the certainty that your bill has not already arrived and been paid 3 weeks ago without me remembering) tattooed on my brain.

Oh I'm sure he does not actually say that *on the phone*, but ...

LOL J/K JOE GOOD BUDDY

well, nobody makes minimum wage at my company for one, and much of the mail process is automated...

but when comparing the two possibilities, I think I'm not very likely to believe that 30% of the mail isn't being delivered properly. The majority of the time the claims are made is when some kind of notification letter goes out to inform them about something.

Some of the claims were probably honest, but let's face it, most of them are bullshit. They got the letter, read it once, forgot about it, and then realized they forgot to do something, so they lie in an attempt to get out of it. Problem is, my company ain't a cell phone company or a company selling material goods.

its kinda funny how ur not banned