I mean, if that's your standard, then every state is vying for last place.
did you spend any time thinking about how this would come across before you hit send
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link
One of the reasons SD sucks is Mt Rushmore tho
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 19 March 2021 14:48 (three years ago) link
Rhoda Island is pretty bad- has some of the worst elements of Massachusetts and Florida densely packed together.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 19 March 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link
My ex and his wife got effectively run out of a small town in Missouri a few years ago; the school they were teaching at held a mandatory all-staff "gun safety training" that was actually an NRA rally with people running around firing blanks in the air, and I guess they were sitting there with expressions on their faces that were less than enthusiastic, so the next day their supervisors fired them for "protesting" and suggested they leave town.
― Lily Dale, Friday, 19 March 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link
Yeah, Badlands, Black Hills, Mt. Rushmore ... some states have *nothing*.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 19, 2021 2:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol.. mt rushmore.. really? that shit is absolutely appalling.
pretty much every state west of the mississippi has intense natural beauty to recommend but the vibe of colonial settler brutality is omnipresent, in varying shades of intensity. wyoming and idaho are very fucking intense with it, the craziest most racist motherfuckers you can imagine live there. new mexico's settler colonialism dates back to spanish settlements and as such the vibe is very different there, i honestly don't have a lot of insight into that culture but hey it's a blue state at least. colorado's western colonial settler brutality has been updated with sophisticated new york city influenced consumer capitalism which at least has pretenses towards liberalism. nevada i think we can all agree is an existential joke.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link
Weirdly, some of the best times I've had and interesting places I've been have been in shitty states like Alabama or Mississippi, and some of the most "let's get out of here" times/places have been in, like, pretty, crunchy Oregon or Idaho or the generally innocuous Ohio.― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 19, 2021 2:39 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 19, 2021 2:39 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
not to read you too much in this thread but, like, this doesn't surprise me
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link
lot of states in the upper Midwest and Mountain Time Zone with which I have either zero or very little experience, so grain of salt. and tbh Politics are weighing heavily on my decision here (Florida was a strong contender), but going w Alabama. it’s got all the shitty things the other states I know intimately and w which I have complicated relationships, but the bad is cranked up a couple of notches and the redeeming features are scant.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 19 March 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link
I have lived in 4 of the top 8 worstest.
Alabama is definitely worse than Utah, Indiana, and Texas.
Florida really is the worst though.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 19 March 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link
Nevada shouldn’t exist. Man was not meant to live there.
― Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link
― Lily Dale, Friday, March 19, 2021 8:12 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)
my ancestors got effectively run out of a small town in Missouri back in 1860 for being anti-slavery so ... wonder, if it was the same town lol ...
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link
wow i can believe josh admits to having found something interesting in alabama, brave of you to call him out on that map
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link
Idaho and Oregon are the only places I have actually seen gun-toting, uniform-wearing right wing militia dudes (I know they're all over the place, that's just the only place I've seen them). Mississippi, I thought Oxford was a lovely town, and Birmingham, Alabama's Civil Rights Museum was one of the most powerful places I've ever visited (same for a few spots in Montgomery).
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link
lol at some of the obviously mediocre/shitty states getting 0 votes whereas awesome states like New York, California, and Washington got votes.
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:12 (three years ago) link
Granted, just about anything good I saw in Alabama was related to its history of being terrible, so ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link
wait a sec ... you would argue that Oregon is worse than ..... Mississippi ... extremely racist Mississippi?
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link
No.
Idaho is shit ... people who think the Mormon church is too progressive live in Idaho.
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link
Indiana is better than Idaho though ... but that's like ranking Alabama vs. Mississippi
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link
― Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Friday, March 19, 2021 4:03 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
qft. at least in its current number. that ecosystem should not be supporting 3 million people. they're already draining the colorado.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link
― sarahell, Friday, March 19, 2021 4:13 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
to be fair oregon is arguably just as racist as mississippi! it has major whites-only bona fides.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link
I'm thinking Nebraska is getting off easy here because most people forget it exists. I often forget about it myself. There's just no point in it existing. So many things road trips from Illinois to Out West and after hour and hours of driving thru the featureless prairie, you think you've made some progress and then wham there's like 5 hours worth of Nebraska in front of you. Just soul crushing. Oklahoma is just as bad wrt, if you're taking the slightly more southern route.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link
I lived in Florida for many years and thought it was lovely. From its natural wonders to it's vibe - especially the maritime vibe of the coasts - it's a unique and interesting place. It's their politicians that suck, and of course some of their infamous laws.
Mississippi is probably the most scientifically correct answer to this question. (Tbh I've never been to Montana or states in that region).
― Josefa, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, March 19, 2021 9:27 AM (three minutes ago)
it would be _interesting_ to argue whether Oregon is just as racist as Mississippi but ...
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
Can’t we just agree that all the states are bad because they all have Americans in them
― Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link
seriously
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link
I've visited Florida but it's highest hill is 700 feet above sea level and I'm not sure I could live anywhere with such puny hills.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link
i feel like texas might be the right answer for this, in that, they are so big that they should be great. but instead they have doubled down on their identity as conquerors of black people, indigenous people, and mexican people. just a wonderful trifecta of brutality. also their toxic masc culture is off the charts and unique in how sanctioned / officially revered it is.
The Texas lege meets for four and a half months, every two years. Texas is ranked last in US healthcare access, last in percentage of 25 year olds who are high school graduates, last in affordability of residential electric bills - the list goes on. This is their focus: https://t.co/vWKbQboxSX— Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) March 19, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link
man, I do hate Texas lol bottom 5, easy (again, of ones I know).
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
sorry djp i was just trying to say the ocean is beautiful i did not intend to minimize anything or excuse anything wrt the murder of trayvon martin
will bow out now
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link
ftr Mississippi’s and Tennessee’s massive cultural exports doing A LOT of heavy lifting here. both are extremely shitty states
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
The ocean is beautiful.
The Gulf is beautiful.
I am beautiful.
Florida is a racist hell.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
Was this poll about the citizenry or the state electeds?
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
m@tt you don't need to bow out, I was mostly just reasserting why Florida sucks
it's also pretty easy to say Oregon is just as racist as Mississippi considering it (Oregon) was founded as a whites-only state and the language around that in the state Constitution wasn't removed until 2002
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:03 (three years ago) link
I've only recently began to embrace Orlando as a city I like rather than a city I just "live in" (which technically...I don't, anymore!) when Orlando City got promoted to Major League Soccer, which really created a bigger sports atmosphere that's been here since Shaq was on the Magic (no, not even the 2009 NBA Finals)....and the fact that it's getting more and more bohemian/woke.
Downtown is garbage though, and I avoid like the plague. the more boheme areas are in other pockets.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link
what’s the little area sort of north and east of downtown? lots of little pubs, tiny music venues maybe? idk, I spent a lot of time in Orlando from 2014-2017 and ended up over there on my stoned late night walkabouts
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link
After Miami and St Pete Orlando might be my fave city in FL. which was quite a surprise as someone who’s imagined just Disney and strip malls until I actually i got there
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link
That's the part of Orlando I like. Loch Haven Park, Virginia Ave bar street, St Matthews tavern, etc
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 March 2021 02:01 (three years ago) link
I remember going to a pawn shop in Rapid City and finding a dvd of A Separation by Asghar Farhadi and when i was checking out the huge leathered-up Tex Cobb-looking biker guy behind bulletproof glass at the counter furrowed his brow and looked at it a second too long and went, "this from Iran?" I said yeah and braced myself, and he goes "you into Kiarostami too??!" and got really excited and we had a great convo. Later when I checked into a shitty motel w/slot machines in the lobby the elderly lady behind the desk was reading Naked Lunch. A very unusual town ime.
good post
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 20 March 2021 07:17 (three years ago) link
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will),
Florida is mostly Disney and strip malls, though.
btw Walt Disney world rules
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 March 2021 10:16 (three years ago) link
They all look pretty fxxked to me.
― earlnash, Saturday, 20 March 2021 10:31 (three years ago) link
no beef w Disney. Orlando just exceeded expectations in ways that other larger cities in FL def did not.another p chill place: Sarasota
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 20 March 2021 13:43 (three years ago) link
Agreed. It's all the Amish.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link
Sarasota has fairly terrible political demographics, and while some of the beaches are magnificent, the Miami Cubans have discovered them.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 March 2021 14:00 (three years ago) link
ha I did see a Sarasota Republican Party gathering at the hotel (pre-Trump) The vibe in the little downtown was old people who like to party. live music, late night food, etc. like they went down for spring break in ‘72 and just never wanted to leave. the West coast (outside of Tampa/ St Pete) does have a very conservative feel, though, eg Ft Myers, Naples
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Saturday, 20 March 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link
I've never been there, but how does Key West figure into the FL equation?
― rob, Saturday, 20 March 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link
There are quieter, prettier keys. It's the Bourbon Street of keys.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 March 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link
My husband’s parents go to Siesta Key every February so I do end up spending a week in Florida every year. It’s just about the only thing that makes me OK with the prospect of returning to two months more of Minnesota winter.
― avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link
Man I was so mean to New Orleans itt and I have no recollection of what I was thinking although I'm pretty sure it was about 80% unserious. I've never even been there! Maybe I was mad about drunken frat party Mardi Gras or something.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 20 March 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
Often overlooked is that Florida has more freshwater springs than any other state - somewhere between 700 and 1000 - many of which are lovely for swimming, tubing.
Florida has a town that has been continuously occupied since 1565, St. Augustine, with some of the oldest buildings in the country.
As far as West Coast/East Coast is concerned, I always thought of it as a Midwest US/Northeast US divide. I-75 comes straight down from the Midwest depositing Midwesterners in the vicinity of Tampa, whereas I-95 comes down from the Northeast bringing people from New England, NY, NJ, Philly etc. That's part of what gives the coasts their respective flavors.
― Josefa, Saturday, 20 March 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link
I really hate Ft Myers, FL though. I can expound on that for at least a good 10 minutes.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Saturday, 20 March 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link