curious how a 10 point getter could also get a first aplace vote?! maybe the ballot sender will explain here! there were a lot of games on that ballot!
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link
will m, i had a weird post that i had second thoughts about, so i posted it in the wrong thread for that, and then the correct one. i just want you to know, yes it is 6pm on a wednesday and i'm obliterated
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link
one day i would love to own a system that can play microsoft flight simulator. maybe someday microsoft will become friends with apple
hahaha wgere did you post it first? i just saw it on the other one
i always put my own ballot together without looking at the results sheet on my spreadsheet, im just not invested enough to try to shuffle things into position at least for annual ones. i've probably wanted to for console polls but never done it. however for the side polls since there's no real consensus and they're just for fun, sure i'll change my votes when someone votes for something and i'm like "oh i didn't evne think of that" (see: itchio bundle today)
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link
oh nvm i see haha
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link
RECAP DAY 1 - 52% COMPLETE
35 - Microsoft Flight Simulator - 10 points / 1 First-place vote / 1 Vote36 - Murder By Numbers - 10 points / 2 Votes37 - Paper Mario: The Origami King - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Carrion - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - The Prestige Tree - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Synergism - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Speaking Simulator - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Ordinal Markup - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Lair of the Clockwork God - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - 8800 Blue Lick Rd. Virtual Tour - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Tales from Off-Peak City, Vol. 1 - 10 points / 1 Vote37 - Ori and the Will of the Wisps - 10 points / 1 Vote47 - Spiritfarer - 8 points / 2 Votes48 - Super Mario 3D All-Stars - 8 points / 1 Vote49 - My Exercise - 7 points / 1 Vote49 - Deathtrap Dungeon: The Interactive Video Adventure - 7 points / 1 Vote51 - Marvel Puzzle Quest - 6 points / 2 Votes52 - Haunted PS1 Demo Disc 2020 - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Evan Birnholz’s December 27, 2020 Washington Post crossword, “5×5” - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - The Impossible Bottle - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Marvel's Avengers - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Watch Dogs: Legion - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Trackmania - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Teardown - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Noita - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Half-Life: Alyx - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Frog Fractions - Hop's Iconic Cap DLC - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Cloudpunk - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Call of Duty: Warzone - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Bugsnax - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - 51 Worldwide Games - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Deep Rock Galactic - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Cyberpunk 2077 - 5 points / 1 Vote52 - Genshin Impact - 5 points / 1 Vote69 - Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - 3 points / 1 Vote70 - Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Saga Continues - 2 points / 1 Vote
20ish tomorrow and 15ish tomorrow i think!
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link
i said tomorrow twice. and i am not even remotely obliterated oof
I had 20 games on my ballot with 5 points each but then I removed one and gave Flight Sim an extra 5.
It fucking rules though. Being able to fly anywhere in the world in all these perfectly rendered planes is so cool.
The way it uses map data is the coolest thing in any game I saw this year.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link
the rollout has been great so far, imo. i say it every year, and i'll say it again: this is the best poll on the internet
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link
i do think it's a shame that so many so-called "gamers" are parading around ILG claiming to be "gamers" but not even voting in this poll. Hey, the best poll of the entire fucking internet is happening in your kitchen! it's right by the coffee gear, that stuff you stand around for 20 minutes a day, drinking, talking, waking up, learning about what's going on. it's right there in your Gamer house, with your Gamer TV and your Gamer Chair. and then you don't even vote. yeah, "both parties" this fucking board
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link
cobra kai at #70 is perfect. i think we all know that Will M. is cheating and manipulating the votes, that this entire poll is a fraud. but let's just say it loud: it's BETTER this way!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link
If we opened at 69 it would have been too OBVIOUSU SAW THRU MY RUSE
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link
you mean your highRULES? i get it, it's federally illegal, still. but this is ridiculous
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link
Also I started half an hour later than I meant to because I ms paint hacked that header image together so y'all better appreciate it. It fucking rules I laugh every time I see it now
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link
some of us tried to whip up a frenzy around the header image
some of us did not join the frenzy, and in fact, ignored it. they didn't want a frenzy. they didn't LIKE what you had made.
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link
let's go back to the facts:
love the cyberplick logo; lots of stuff i never heard of!
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 1:50 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 1:51 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
within 1 minute i agreed. i agreed with the truth. that was four hours ago. four. hours. ago. bookmarkflaglink
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
Dammit I miss so many xposts when I'm just trying to get images up I'm sorry I ignored this
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link
i'm sorry, i left out something critical there:
xpost yes i love that header logo too!!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 1:51 PM (four hours ago)
xpost to whom? xpost to beloved ilxor forks. he voted. he loved the cyberplick logo. so did i, less than a minute later. then, 4 hours passed.
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link
at LEAST 4 hours passed, this is ongoing and part of a larger problem with "gamers" on this board
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link
I'M TRYING KARL
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
word by word, because everything letter was critical during that time:
yes, the affirmation,i, the only one that knows me,love, the only thing that matters,that, so critical,header logo, the "lead-off batter" of the 2020 coint and plick "line-up",too!!, shorthand for a popular sequel
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link
you're doing the best job Will M!
it's these so-called "gamers"...
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link
I bet they all spell AND pronounce the subgenre "rougelike"
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link
let me leave it here, because it's time to turn this night up to 11, but:
forks, if you don't join me now for this movement, it's never going to happen again. and we'll both have to live with this. i'm gonna hit the bathroom. just think about it and i'll be back in 10-15. can you pass me the laptop cord
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link
has there been a rougelike game though? i admit that i'm drunk, BUT: imagine a game where you gently apply make-up, and it's really detailed and accurate? with different goals? it'd be cool!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:46 (three years ago) link
i know that cosmo and vogue have little app simulators or whatever, but i'm talking like the gran turismo 4 of rougelikes
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link
Why stop there... Gimme open world, every face, put make up on them, rougelike legion
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link
I def think make-up sims should be renamed rougelikes.
I also love the header and I am deeply deeply ashamed I did not speak up earlier about its greatness. Forgive me.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link
I, too, think the header is very much "the bee's knees" (as a gamer would say) and hope to find a way to atone for my silence on this matter earlier.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link
In the spirit of videogames all are forgiven. An ""extra life"" if you will
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Thursday, 25 March 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link
only if they have to start back at "the campfire"
xposts
emil.y, you were eternally protected under the widely recognized "emil.y rules" mandate/celebration of 2008
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link
methanietanner: i'm gonna be honest, i'm not so sure. i am like a very, very old dog. a VERY old dog. emil.y earned the redemption during their last playthrough. this is newgame+ for emil.y. but methanietanner, i am sorry. i am sorry. i searched. i saw. you post. i know you post. i have seen it, to the left, as well to the right. and there were good things in both directions, as well as the center, and forward and behind. and above and below. fuck! but you have never posted a new thread. i saw. i searched. and i just want you to know: i am wasted, i've had WAY too much to drink, I will drink more, i will NOT go down for the count, i'm smoking weed as well, I don't care, my dad's dying, he was a homophobic racist, and I WILL be the first person to respond to your thread if you happen to post one, and if you don't post one that's fine as well, and yes, it could be argued that I'm trying to create my own seemingly unsolvable problem of which I can be the resolver.
goddamn, that was good. do you take blueshield bluecross IL?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
oomph, that was so much funnier in my head, then i read it again. sorry methanie, i like yr posts in general and did that in a dumb way. trying to be vulnerable and funny and also into videogames. covid people are supposed to just go away. booooooo! luigi's mansion 4
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:08 (three years ago) link
<3 Karl
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:11 (three years ago) link
:( i'm sorry
i just re-read everything again. i'm a fucking mess, sorry
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link
for real, when i think about SO many different things, it somehow involves ILX/ILG. for real. sorry i'm being fucking weird - in a sense that doesn't probably make sense but more to ILG people, it's a fucking game to me. just living like this, knowing that other people are, and you can't tell the difference. they call it meatspace, but that doesn't seem right
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link
OH FUCK, I'VE HAD PIZZA IN THE OVEN FOR LIKE AN HOUR
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
no joke, check this out:
https://i.imgur.com/lWLHIkt.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/prtF3e1.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
would u
Oh man
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link
flagposted that pizza
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:25 (three years ago) link
you better save one for this
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mg7A33U.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link
and THIS
Oh god, I completely charred a pizza overnight one time. At least the terrible smell of that meant that when my parents came home they couldn't smell all the cigarettes/illicit party stench. Tbh I'd probably at least try the hour-cooked pizza.
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
OH BOY. Karl Malone's Overcooked Pizza Challenge for game of 2021.
https://i.imgur.com/3GkRC9b.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link
i have like 5 open challenges/confrontations going right now, no worries!
eat it Birdie! eat it in honor of the non-gamer cowards who refused to participate in this wonderful celebration! eat it so that we can move on!!!!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Birdie does not look impressed.
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 March 2021 01:32 (three years ago) link