butty update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3e_1lZST4
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
lol I recognise that chippy in Middleton with the blue logo from passing it on the bus
― calzino, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link
"..it's like a Sunday dinner without the meat.."
― calzino, Monday, 3 May 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link
he does not look well
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
i like that he wears skinny joggers.
"it's absolutely banging down."
i assumed that he brought the camping table because of covid dining restrictions but if you go back to pre-covid he was using it then. he just likes eating on the pavement.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 May 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
it's some very polite and jolly real england action i can vibe with, but i worry for the long term consequences of shooting so many of these videos so fast
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link
The reason most people fail in business is because they suck. If you can’t get rich when living in the UK in 2021, then you probably deserve to be poor. pic.twitter.com/egeVgytwnC— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) May 9, 2021
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link
And there's a Real English asshole.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
the replies complete a vision of this dismal wannabe hoogy
― imago, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
someone committed suicide after squandering 13 grand on his "how to be a financially free property developer course" low sympathy rating obv!
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link
BBQ at the castle 🥂 pic.twitter.com/LGjqaZZPyP— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) April 28, 2021
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
the reflected evening sunlight in the windows looks like wishful thinking
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
why does he walk like he's shat himself and about to go into the woods to curl up in a bed of leaves and branches. also, nice outfit you've bought with your pallid unhealthy looking wealth bro.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:16 (three years ago) link
he looks like the kind of the guy if he got called up for jury service he'd say "why are we bothering with all this bollocks, they're all guilty".
that is literally what I heard a millionaire boss of mine say to another rich pal on his car speakerphone once.
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:32 (three years ago) link
thing is i'm going to apply that reasoning to people who think people deserve to be poor. no, no court of appeal, into the tumbril with you.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link
he had a Range Rover as well
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:45 (three years ago) link
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 08:28 (three years ago) link
Not sure this acutally qualifies for real England.
https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/people/neen-or-nen-grudge-match-helps-decide-naming-rights-over-peterborough-and-northamptonshires-river-nene-3238930
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link
As an alumnus of nene college, it's Nenn all the way, fuck them Soke wastemen
― maybe the beeple would be the times or between clark and hill (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2EeCf8WYAI31OJ?format=png&name=small
― calzino, Sunday, 23 May 2021 12:14 (three years ago) link
Time to check in on the weird website that lists all recent British murders.
https://i.postimg.cc/4dfm4Lh3/78-B7-EB18-0620-4867-9-D01-F14964-B1-C28-A.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
aslepp
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.4967957,-2.2122882,3a,75y,64.61h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sENEd0dMVIlGyDE9QNSR6Pw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link
An eye-popping 1995 letter from the Spectator archives, each line just gets more incredible than the last pic.twitter.com/oVbebdQKPH— James Heale (@JAHeale) June 28, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 June 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link
Lol at Twitter reaction to a normal satirical letter of the sort that for decades many uk mags would regularly publish.
― everything, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 03:01 (three years ago) link
Our lucky mascot and future king 😍🏴 pic.twitter.com/b04yxIsDwL— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) June 29, 2021
The responses to this are equal parts "He is a LITTLE GENTLEMAN" and "Why isn't he wearing an England shirt?" and honestly escalating that rift to open bloody warfare might be the only hope for the country.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:33 (three years ago) link
oh god it's that sixth form tory twitter girl
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:35 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5TZpRHX0AsWI14?format=jpgI hope the non englanders won't mind will be gravely offended by being included here.
― In the wastelands of Birmingham and Manchester, massages are back (ledge), Sunday, 4 July 2021 09:39 (three years ago) link
graphic design is their passion
― nashwan, Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link
And we're supposed to be upset that the government wants to privatize this?
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:20 (three years ago) link
hugely impressed at The Snuts choosing a band name that encapsulates their image so nearly
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:27 (three years ago) link
The Snuts were in an advert fairly recently and I hated them so much I had to find out who they were. I guess that's an active response to marketing, so in a way it maybe worked, sort of?
― emil.y, Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link
They were interviewed and were saying they were from Whitburn, "halfway between Glasgow and Edinburgh" - er, I don't think so, not with that accent, you belong to the East Coast, boys.
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link
I've not heard of any of them apart from Boab. I'm looking forward to his Tenement Kid book getting reviewed on ilx.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Sunday, 4 July 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9724835/The-secret-Lowry-Unskilled-labourer-left-400-paintings-work-exhibited-London.html?ito=facebook_share_fbia-top
Sorry for DM link but looky here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 July 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link
Dear customer,In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week. If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations. Best wishes, McQueens Dairies
In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week.
If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.
This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations.
Best wishes, McQueens Dairies
if their eggs weren't so good I'd be cancelling these cunts.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link
WTF? They're a Scottish firm aren't they?
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
When I got phoned from their call centre and they were trying to sell me orange juice as well it was a Scottish guy so you might be right.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link
Still, tell 'em any old shite to make sure you hold on to their custom.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
when England get pasted I want my milk and eggs on time, this is so fucking unprofessional.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5thtDAWQAcE9Et?format=jpg&name=900x900
― soref, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link
need to save all these so the next time somebody says these dudes don't exist i'll have the evidence
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
the rate my takeaway guy on youtube is real england done well
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
the following scenes are distressing and should not be viewed by anyone
🏴 WELCOME TO ENGLAND. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fC4mD6PIwv— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 7, 2021
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 July 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link
NEW: @ipsosmori polling for The Economist shows some Brits support anti-covid restrictions *permanently*, regardless of covid risk. Inc:- 19% for nighttime curfews - 26% for closing casinos and clubs- 35% for travel quarantine- 40% for maskshttps://t.co/bcYpSbCFNB pic.twitter.com/I7K3fEn2YC— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) July 8, 2021
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFADVoiHDzw
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 17 July 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2021/07/23/couple-devastated-after-life-sized-laurel-and-hardy-statues-stolen/
“If he wasn’t in hospital, he’d be out there looking for them."
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 July 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link
put them back together or else pic.twitter.com/fd1qS4XxU6— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 25, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 25 July 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
Scotland technically but
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7486913/amp/Man-ordered-carry-75-hours-unpaid-work-deliberately-farted-police.html
― piscesx, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 07:11 (three years ago) link
these days you get...
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 07:40 (three years ago) link