Kill Yr Television Fall/04

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Maybe we can sell you a US version of the wrongly-lauded CBC "satire" The Newsroom. ONly change it from a TV Newsroom to a late night talk show.

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't help but imagine I'd be more likely to be interested in this future-president show if they'd only displayed some subtlety and respected our intelligence by NOT CALLING IT JACK AND BOBBY.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I want the kid in Clubhouse to die a slow and painful death because he already ruined the Peter Pan movie, I don't ever want to see his ugly teenbeat face again.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Was he Peter Pan himself? Wasn't that the kid from Frailty?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

As for Jack and Bobby, I initially thought the ad on the bus that I saw was a joke.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's the same kid -- but somewhere between Frailty and Peter Pan any acting skill he had evaporated.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I admit I had no interest in seeing Peter Pan, now from the sound of it I have even less. For some reason promos for Clubhouse were foisted on me during my plane trips to and from Caracas -- along with Love Actually, gah -- and I idly remember thinking that it looked foolish, Christopher Lloyd or not.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Jack and Bobby is the brainchild of someone from the land of comic books, where subtlety is defined as:
http://ollin.net/images/hulk_smash.jpg

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

*wonders how long it will take for the comic-loving massive to beat Huck down*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought Huck WAS the comic-loving massive.

n.a. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

See, that's part of the mystery here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

HUCK SMASH!

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

But really, folks...comics require a certain transparency, having only 22 pages per month to get points across. TV, especially hour-long dramas, we deserve a little more respect.

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Lost will be is very good, if the rest of the season maintains the dread and horror the pilot episode.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

For some of my friends, it won't be perfect unless Dom engages in love with other beings (preferably male).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

There are tons of people on the island, I'm sure they all start having sex or cannibalizing each other eventually.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Just not at the same time. That's icky.

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Come on, man, what better way to honor the work of Peter Jackson?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

THe cigarette brand?

Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Dead alive with pleasure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The producers have dropped hints that Dom's going to get it on with a polar bear, gender indeterminate.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link


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