― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― R. Kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?
Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.
Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.
End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.
― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)
Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Do you know them?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!
"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"
"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Or, alternatively;
"Oh [cough] fuck you."
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
remember the hair metal era?!?
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link
i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link
he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
that's so what a girl wants !
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
this is ilx's place in history, this and that thread arguing about "sleep, that's where i'm a viking"
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link
and this (sadly):
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/23/r-kelly-ignition-thread_n_7857310.html
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:20 (one year ago) link
what a vital 2015 news story
― symsymsym, Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link
ilxs real legacy is turning a bunch of posters into professional writers
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link
its funny seeing like the hundredth oral history of something awful and then none of the writers who got their start through ilx ever mention it, a dark industry secret
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link
I thought it turned a bunch of professional writers into posters, tbh.
― emil.y, Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link
that too
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:18 (one year ago) link
Jesus if there’s ever an oral history of ilx out there in the discourse I’m taking a month off
― michel goindry (wins), Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link
By which I mean a month off work so I can be on here 24/7 obv
― michel goindry (wins), Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link
here's one oral history
Should giving head be generally reciprocal?
― Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link
On 15 June 2003, someone with the username 'J0hn Darn1elle'
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link
xp looking for a coughdrop history of ILX
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
lmao
In reality, though, I usually stay on or around the computer. There's a message board I visit--http://www.ilxor.com. It started as a music discussion site but now it's just sort of general-purpose. I shouldn't let anyone know I post there, since I've said so many embarrassing things there over the years, like that Joanna Newsom is a better rapper than Ghostface Killah. That one sticks with me, because, Jesus, who would say something like that? But most of the people who post to the site are really smart and funny, and it can be a good source of stories and videos.
― jaymc, Thursday, 11 May 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link
max breaking omerta
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 May 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link
― emil.y
i mean i'll say this for ilx, it kept me off 4chan
also kept me off every other discourse site. i don't know if it's a good or bad thing. i expect at some point ilx and every post i made here will disappear, and at that point about three people will know that i was ever on the internet. i'm not sure if that would be the case if i'd been on, like, twitter.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link
shit, for me, ilx was the gateway to chan.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link
Radicalized by challops
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link
https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/355706068_10161292341292137_7343522686910549487_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=u6u01_Irle4AX9lU6z6&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&oh=00_AfCLOtUeMqqBPQQYjzz_Lyxg2HSx9SNHuvhH0gbZ1_1WoQ&oe=649950F5
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:03 (one year ago) link
:D
― nashwan, Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link
perfect
― sknybrg, Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:30 (one year ago) link
anyway, heres wonderwall...which i wrote
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:31 (one year ago) link
so Noel gonna happen
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 22 June 2023 23:22 (one year ago) link
so not gonna happen, nyt quid/ag edition
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/09/10/magazine/10mag-Men-images-03/10mag-Men-images-03-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:00 (nine months ago) link
From this article about women outnumbering men in college (this pic is from Tulane)
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/magazine/men-college-enrollment.html
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:01 (nine months ago) link
I immediately focus on the two faces in the background
― StanM, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:03 (nine months ago) link
so gonna happen
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:04 (nine months ago) link
so what. buncha pampered rich white kids.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link
according to Twitter the green bag costs $3000
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:14 (nine months ago) link
Which one is the suicide bomber.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:13 (nine months ago) link
It's Tulane, of course it's gonna happen.
― pplains, Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:56 (nine months ago) link
I can't believe all you guys think it's gonna happen, the guy in the middle has such a perfect expression of "here I am, surrounded by ladies, a ladies' man, who will be my prize tonight" and he's so plainly gonna go home and play PS5 at the end of the night! Or at least that's how it looks to me. Tulane or no Tulane!
The guy in the back with the backwards ballcap, I dunno, maybe has a shot.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:13 (nine months ago) link
BTW one thing I like about this picture is how the woman on the right is basically the same person as the woman on the right in the original picture, except now she's holding a blue phone instead of a blue soda can.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:15 (nine months ago) link
The woman in the original picture could be her mother!
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:32 (nine months ago) link
Guy in the middle is gay imo
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:48 (nine months ago) link
whoa so what if this is sngh but for the four girls who were like "we were able to scrape up one passably attractive and social dude at tulane so at least one of us will get something going"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 23:04 (nine months ago) link
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, September 9, 2023 5:32 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
so not gonna get your daughter into tulane
i'm trying to work out where the young lady on the right keeps her phone
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 September 2023 07:49 (nine months ago) link
In her hands at all times probably
Dude in the middle is looking in the distance (at someone ?), giving him the appearance of being disinterested. But overall seems to be enjoying the company and maybe positioned himself in the middle. I think the girls are just talking to each other though, not competing for guy. I mean, girl on his left could be the gf, who knows.
― Nabozo, Monday, 11 September 2023 09:16 (nine months ago) link
things are happening
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 01:58 (nine months ago) link
had the thought the other day that this clip has extreme so not gonna happen energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k
― 龜, Friday, 6 October 2023 22:15 (eight months ago) link
https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2023/11/06/USAT/71470422007-71467834007-gettyimages-1775397905.jpg?width=600&height=900&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2023 19:42 (seven months ago) link
Is that guy the muscle for that lot? If so, a foiled purse snatching is so not gonna happen.
― henry s, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:04 (seven months ago) link
Little do you know he is the fifth richest man in the world, and those other people are there as decoys.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:06 (seven months ago) link