― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
You're missing out. Great stuff.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link
"He was one of those olive complexion motherfuckers you know"
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link
Fear of a Black Hat (though I like both movies).
"When I doodoo, is the shit not brown? It's a Universal thing we all flush it down"
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the black man was the first sensitive man!
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 7 December 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
"This motherfucker was short, near-sighted, and angry long before all y'all motherfuckers"
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 9 March 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
this shit is in the queue
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 9 March 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Fear... is better as a madcap spoof kinda dealie, CB4 playing it a little bit more straight-faced. I like 'em both, but: CB4.
― Bodrick III, Monday, 10 March 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, I think Nickalicious would dig Black Hat.
-- jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:58 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
JAYMC.XLS RIGHT AGAIN
― nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Tasty Taste: This is a bazooka, see? And you just pick this up like this. It's-it's-it's-it's kind of heavy. But I figured if I couldn't pick it up, I need to have it. Nina Blackburn: Why would you need a bazooka? Tasty Taste: Well, sometimes you gotta take out stuff like a bus or a building, or a *bunch* of muhfuckas.
― nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Ice Cold: You know, so by the time they got back to the plantation from being in all the heat, they was too tired to rebel against their masters, right? So what we saying with Niggaz With Hats is, "Yo, we got some hats now, muh-fuckers." Tasty Taste: And we ain't too tired to bust a cap in yo ass.
― nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
THE BLACK MAN WAS SENSITIVE LONG BEFORE ALAN ALDA
fear did not age well at all. cb4 holds up better
― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
^ am0n otm, just rewatched FoaBH yesterday and did not laugh once
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Political Unrest Stabilizes Society, Yeah!
― phil-two, Monday, 23 June 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Do I look like the kind of person who could KILL A WHOLE BUNCH OF WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS? I mean, yeah, given a reason, but not on a humbug.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 September 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
whoever said Fear didn't age well is wrong as all hell. Just because it's about a period of rap that isn't really relevant anymore doesn't mean it isn't still funny.
If I could fucking FIND my copy, I'd be watching it right now.
― Officer, I Just Shot Seven People (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 14 September 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Kurt Loder was one of the best cameos in that movie, too.
how come we haven't had a CB4 & FoaBH characters poll
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I still haven't seen FoaBH ;_;
― Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!
Fix that immediately.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"^ am0n otm, just rewatched FoaBH yesterday and did not laugh once"
Doesn't seem possible since I am giggling at the quoted dialogue on this thread.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
gibby haynes from the butthole surfers owns in his brief cameo in CB4
― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
man i just watched the straight outta locash video
"float like a cannonball, sting like a shark"
― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
you better dig a moat
― 8. Opeth - Watershed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
RICO!! I KNEW YOU WAS LOW, BUT I DIDN'T THINK EVEN YOU WOULD STOOP TO GETTING NEW-BORN BABIES TO SELL YOUR PRODUCT!
Hat all the way.
― Lord Byron Lived Here, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link
when you wipe, do you look at the tissue?most folks do -- it ain't even an issue
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 January 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Ice Cold: But see actually that shit was suppose to be "NWH: Fear Of A Black Hat," subtitled "Don’t Shoot ‘Til You See The Whites."
Nina Blackburn: Of their eyes?
Ice Cold: Whose eyes?
― Sara Sara Sara, Thursday, 22 January 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if Fear is funny if you weren't paying attention to 90s rap. I wouldn't know. But you wouldn't get jokes like Parsely, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, or Ice's son rapping upside down, etc if you weren't, like, watching Rap City and Video Music Box circa 90-93. I'm not sure kids born after '85 would even know who 'Kriss Kross' is. Maybe I'm wrong.
A movie that somehow gets funnier every time you see it (like all great comedies - Spinal Tap, Half Baked, most of the Christopher Guest films...)
"And this is mama, Ree-Ree.""REBECCA."
Also, the scene in the classroom. "How you gonna be a hard ass, OG gangsta editin' the yearbook?"
Classic beyond classic.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"What exactly? How many cops on the pile?"
'Fifteen'
"Fifteen. And you want how many?"
'None.'
"None? Why don't we split the difference? Seven."
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 April 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
Haven't seen either, but CB4 was co-written by Nelson George!
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 April 2014 05:58 (ten years ago) link
"Yo, what's up with you 'homies'? I've got something I need to talk to you about. And I thought we could just 'kick it to the curb' for a couple minutes, okay? What I want to talk to you about is the album cover to Guerrillas in the Midst."
'Now that's fly. That's pretty live with all them cops with their butts up in the air like that. And us standing over them. Right, Friesch?'
'Hang on a second. What, exactly? How many cops on the pile?'
"Fifteen."
'Fifteen. And you want?'
"None."
'None? Why don't we split the difference? Seven.'
"No. That's not going to solve the problem."
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link
fear of a black hat has funnier songs and taught me a bunch of new terms never to ever ever say
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link
nothing makes me laugh more than one of the Jam Boys yelling "FUCK MY ASSSSSSS, MAN!" after the promoter dude says they have to change the lineup
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
"That was not good: Kicking the record company guy's ass. That was counter-productive."
"They say it's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for."'And, if you've noticed, I ain't said shit for a couple minutes now.'
"Are these guns registered with the state?"'State of siege!'
"the media was trying to say that the people looting was lazy and didn't want to work.But I tell you what, you try carrying a leather sofa...all the way from Slauson and Crenshaw...down to Pico or Venice or somethin' like that..and then going back for the matching end tables.
That's some work for your ass."
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link
I have been known to say "State of _siege_, henh!" in passing conversation
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 06:07 (seven years ago) link
"Do I look like the kind of person who could kill a whole bunch of white motherfuckers?"
― Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link
always bothered me how there was a MC Hammer parody character named MC Slammer, and then at another point in the film, the record exec asks them "can't you guys just dance around like Hammer", implying that both fake MC Hammer and real MC Hammer exist in this world
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:35 (seven years ago) link
Love Black Hat, but CB4 takes this for me. King Kong balls.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:49 (seven years ago) link
I want to make you mineslap your fat behindTie you down and make you whine I want you to scratch my itch And be my bitch Because I love you girl
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 January 2022 07:03 (two years ago) link
Man that was a PIMP SCHOOL
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 02:33 (three months ago) link