So why WAS he called McLovin?
― Slumpman, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
wow the assumptions in this thread are really dumb
slumpman--he isn't always creative :)
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG, Bo is totally secret-crushing on this friend!
― JimD, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
The part Bo left out was how he kept giving the bartender titty-twisters.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
My manager, my bartender and myself will not tolerate your insults to our beer etc
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Just how flamboyant was this bar anyways?
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.
I kind of did this once only I went behind the bar when the bartender went out back and started pouring and downing my own pint. Wait - that may have been why I got kicked out. It's a little fuzzy.
― ENBB, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar
I opened a can of worms I didn't intend to, and I think we've all covered the bases in this one!
-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
welcome to the internet, bitch
-- TOMBOT, Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:20 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link
so how much did you tip?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
that's retardedly gay since he doesn't seem to mind locking other threads. oh well. I tipped fine. I always tip well. I hate those who don't.
besides I tipped before everything happened.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
would you go so far as to say flamboyantly gay?
― gr8080, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
No further comments.
--Parcells
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
listen, blowjob overface, there were a lot of folks who wanted you banhammerized the first week you started posting, but you're still here. watch ya mouf.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
suck my dick
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Something's going to happen!!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link
And it ain't that he's gonna S your D!!!!
http://static.flickr.com/45/127386010_a3d4e3ede1_o.jpg
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Bo Jackson Overdrive gets himself thrown out of a ILX by the flamboyant moderator!
― Slumpman, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i am LITERALLY loling at this exchange!
― jhøshea, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
the Tiannenman Square pic was hilarious.
farewell everyone!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
the only one who thinks I'm funny ;_;
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Goodbye to the person I disagree with the 2nd most on ILX! We'll always have Gabbnebb!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't let the door hit you!
― gr8080, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
*sprays febreze*
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
!!!
holy
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit blowjob overface
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
wow
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
aww - and we were only just getting to know eachother.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link
im so sad i missed this
― I am Robocop, Monday, 7 January 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha Louis
― HI DERE, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread was begging for some HOOS, to be honest.
-- roxymuzak, 07 January 2008 00:13 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
actually, i thought at first this was a HOOS reference!
― darraghmac, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
chuckles
― blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i've never been thrown out of a bar and as my big 30 approaches feel that this might be Failure #73 on a continuing list
― blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
there's plenty of time for that one, my friend. neither have i now that i think about it. i have been refused entry, however!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
roffle!
― Ste, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
refused entry is nothing if you've ever been out uptown anywhere with about 8 other guys.
― blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
does being asked to leave count? i've never been physically thrown out of anywhere.
― darraghmac, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread went from totally flamboyant to THREAD OF THE WEEK
a++ gold stars to abbott, hoos, tom, roxy, grady, even jhøshea!!! mvp obviously to bo jackson overdrive!
― max, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I've been thrown out of a bar since I was a teenager, but hey at least I got that in before I turned 30! Unfortunately I was thrown out for barfing everywhere (on more than one occasion).
Beer that's gone off is fucking gross. Not that I've encountered it in pubs very often at all. I can only think of one time. I got it changed with no problem though, although the barman did try to persuade me that that's how it's supposed to taste. I had to point out I'd been drinking the same beer at the same place for months and that was the 1st pint I'd had that tasted like that.
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
oh - not crowded snooty bar sort of refused entry. but cruddy, no cover meat market not letting us in because of our clearly inebriated & belligerent state. this also happened at a hole in the wall goth bar.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
even jhøshea!!!
wtf dude even
― jhøshea, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Or my favorite, is when someone doesn't pay a bill because they don't get one in the mail. IE, it gets lost, or, more likely, they misplace it and forget about it.
i used to do this all the time
― sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Around the middle of the night, my friend orders a Foster's...he goes to exchange it for a Stella Artois.
o_O
― tissp, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
so if I know I have a monthly recurring Cingular bill, and I don't get it one month, that means the month is free? No, it means you call and ask for another copy.
I have a couple of times had bills genuinely either lost in the post or run off with by housemates, and my credit card bill has in the past turned up anywhere between the 20th of the previous month to the 5th of the next month, maybe an even wider range than that.
If, maybe due to the post service being unreliable locally, maybe because of some administrative cockup at your end (you think your minimum wage staff in charge of getting the bills sent out have never made a mistake? meanwhile my other half keeps finding that banks and utilities companies have the wrong address for him no matter how often he corrects it), my credit card bill hasn't arrived at any point in the fortnight-long variation of when it arrives each month, and it turns out that by the time I realise it's already too late to pay it because it actually should've arrived at the start of that half-month date range, that means I should have to pay a $50 fine, trash my credit rating and be charged interest on the entire amount?
Well, yeah, I guess it does, especially to the moneygrubbing robot minds that run banks, but I will not be very pleased to be told on the phone that I must be a stealing timewaster pretending to be massively naive for not having your intended payment date (and the certainty that your bill has not already arrived and been paid 3 weeks ago without me remembering) tattooed on my brain.
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh I'm sure he does not actually say that *on the phone*, but ...
― Mark G, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL J/K JOE GOOD BUDDY
― max, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
well, nobody makes minimum wage at my company for one, and much of the mail process is automated...
but when comparing the two possibilities, I think I'm not very likely to believe that 30% of the mail isn't being delivered properly. The majority of the time the claims are made is when some kind of notification letter goes out to inform them about something.
Some of the claims were probably honest, but let's face it, most of them are bullshit. They got the letter, read it once, forgot about it, and then realized they forgot to do something, so they lie in an attempt to get out of it. Problem is, my company ain't a cell phone company or a company selling material goods.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link
its kinda funny how ur not banned
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm very confused about that myself.
I fear a nuclear warhead is coming to my house instead.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link