no I'm Destro.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 July 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
does antifa mix Negronis or
you know it, but we use local gin of course
― sleeve, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
Look I'm concerned that's a problematic name
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link
Should we assign a group to addressing that? I could go for a drink right now, but don’t want to support colonial imperialism.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
Also hi. Sorry I’m late, it took longer than I anticipated to get my zine ready.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
our leader should wear a helmet mask a la darth vader and we should never see their true face
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rYnKRoL.png
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
NO JOE!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link
everyone i know rooted for Cobra over the "good guys"
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link
I gained new respect for Destro after enduring this affront to his dignity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjecZhejUE
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
also
can I chair the Amaro committee
https://i.imgur.com/NKJFKN1.png
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
Daaaaamn
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
guys do not use the bathroom in the lobby it is clogged repeat it is clogged and plunging will not work.
we believe it might be fascist sabotage but some have blamed KM for this.
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
nean you know I haven't destroyed a toilet in over 10 years, I can assure you that wasn't me
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg
just saying, that guy's pants consistently look a little full to me
actually, i lied/suppressed: on my honeymoon in seattle (for a morning en route to other places), i did absolutely clog the only toilet at a very crowded restaurant at brunch -- bloody marys + tons of coffee -- and I did flee the scene. it was humiliating because even when i went in there was already a line of 4 people. people were knocking on the door and i was saying "just a minute!" while desperately trying to fix the toilet. i texted my partner and asked to pay the bill as quickly as possible, and then i put some toilet paper on top of the problem and said "sorry about that" as i walked directly out past the line of people, past the register, out the door and around the corner
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link
that was at the end of the second Obama administration. in some ways i feel like i "created" the trump era through my taboo act
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
guys we need a moment to discuss the confession above
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
EEEEE-YOoonk
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
we gave them a huge tip
and i hope they wrote "solidarity!" on the receipt
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link
semi-solidarity!
i'm sorry
https://i.imgur.com/EKE0OCu.png
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
Guys these are not the brownshirts I came here to fight
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link
Not a great idea to joke about this imo
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
who cranked the clown horn during daylight hourswho has transgressed against the night
― Clay, Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link
I’ve got the matches
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link
Yeah, my butt and your ... face the music, maaaaaan.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 July 2021 01:03 (two years ago) link
Has the meeting started? And can anyone eat some of those chips?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 11 July 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link
so, what kind of crimes are we planning on for august?
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
I'm currently designing back-to-school PeeChee folders with multiplication tables, metric equivalents, and a handy guide to Critical Race Theory printed on the inside leaf
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link
Just spitballing here, but with most schools coming back into session soon, how about we kidnap a bunch of home-schooled kids and indoctrinate them into socialist robots by forcing them to attend public schools?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
oooh, i like that aimless. we can call it Project Inevitable Equality at All Costs, and it will dovetail with Andy's CRT scheme as well
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
god, i love this kind of antifa brainstorming. it makes all the crazy drugs we take and try to push on innocent children so worth it
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link
Attending a kindergarten named after Malcolm X is probably the best way for the little ones to learn just how bad America really is
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link
I say we invest in Spike Lee's cryptocurrency
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link
they're onto us
https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/01/senior-homeland-security-leaders-pushed-unfounded-antifa-conspiracy-at-2020-portland-protests-report-states/
― typo hell # 8: many beers at this point and is ready to retirement (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 October 2021 07:25 (two years ago) link
senior official
i have procured the soviet mood cannon and am ready to deploy at the office of the local police union. the device has been set to "extremely bad vibes" and am awaiting green light
― Clay, Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link
but haven't we all be awaiting our "green light" for so long now
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link
― Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
it really makes you think, doesn't it, comrade connor
comrade connor is a quiet kind of man
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
always listening to that ipod "central" of his
some pig clogged the public toilet again
― sarahell, Thursday, 21 October 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link
Suspects at large, and we have nothing to go on
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 October 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link
sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:38 PM (three months ago)
just saw this, yes, yes it is.
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link
welcome back comrade sleeve!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link