I am currently at a bar. #blessed
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 17 July 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link
Cheers fam
― calstars, Saturday, 17 July 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link
I am too.
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 July 2021 00:29 (two years ago) link
Junior manager keeps pacing around the place, stalking the customers. Overfriendly busboy takes my order
― calstars, Saturday, 24 July 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link
50ish couple working the jukebox. Carefully dipping their toes into early ‘90s nostalgia by playing The Sundays. No objection from the room so next we’re into Natalie Merchant’s first solo album. Emboldened by feelings, and with still no blowback from the Gen Z Colombians at the opposite end of the bar, they venture even further back to Concrete Blonde’s ‘80s hit, “Joey.” Female half of the couple knows all the lyrics of everything and sings along.
― Josefa, Saturday, 31 July 2021 03:12 (two years ago) link
would kick it with this couple tbh
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 1 August 2021 12:21 (two years ago) link
Bumpin fists with the service
― calstars, Saturday, 7 August 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
Closing them all out
― calstars, Saturday, 7 August 2021 04:16 (two years ago) link
Congratulations new bartender who doesn’t know what a buyback is, here’s a lifetime of dollar tips
― calstars, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 21:26 (two years ago) link
Staring at recycling bins
― calstars, Sunday, 29 August 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link
Deeply miss bars sometimes.
― Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:54 (two years ago) link
Bartender shakes his finger at me. “We’re not open til 2 sir .”
― calstars, Monday, 6 September 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
to be fair, it was 6 am when you arrived
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 September 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
Plus de madames
― calstars, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link
des?
― calstars, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:35 (two years ago) link
“He was a nice guy, he was just a loser…”
― calstars, Saturday, 11 September 2021 02:45 (two years ago) link
Now arriving: 80s David Crosby, 90s Harrison Ford and 00s Lena Dunham
― calstars, Sunday, 12 September 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
Bartender doesn’t remember my name but knows the color of my credit card
― calstars, Friday, 17 September 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link
Guy in a sprinter van shows up and collects two kegs. Has a daughter who almost runs into the street; twice. She falls face first on the sidewalk and starts to cry.
― calstars, Friday, 1 October 2021 23:11 (two years ago) link
Didn't get her favorite IPA huh
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 October 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link
Runner in and out for the third time , now standing at the bar eating a hot dog
― calstars, Saturday, 2 October 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link
Owner and hapless barback sidekick so creatively bankrupt that they put on “Toto radio”
― calstars, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link
Bartender looks like female Ozzy?
― calstars, Saturday, 16 October 2021 01:29 (two years ago) link
A fun game is to develop little quirks at each oasis. Here, I’m the guy that pays with a card but leaves cash for tips. This other place, I order a drink in a non standard glass. At that one, I always show up at a certain time and have a cheap shot/beer combo
― calstars, Sunday, 24 October 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link
Girl humblebragging “I didn’t do any drugs yesterday…”
― calstars, Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
Barback looks like napoleon dynamite
― calstars, Sunday, 12 December 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link
At a bar in Gowanus, Brooklyn tonight. The darkest bar I've ever been in. Maybe that's good, maybe we should all hide our faces in darkness like the weird creatures of the benthic zone in the sea
― Josefa, Sunday, 12 December 2021 02:44 (two years ago) link
Curly hair? CheckBuck tooth? CheckOversized glasses? CheckY’all
― calstars, Sunday, 12 December 2021 02:51 (two years ago) link
impromptu afternoon session yesterday, first one since 2020, instigated by wanting to watch the F1, just me on my own and then by the time Everton game started I'd met lots of friendly people and even an old work colleague I hadn't seen for about 8 years.
five stars would session again.
― Ste, Monday, 13 December 2021 09:57 (two years ago) link
Creepy Thursday night lurkin’
― calstars, Thursday, 16 December 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link
Cheap beer is cheap beer but even I draw a line at genee
― calstars, Sunday, 19 December 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link
“Support our holiday shifts” Ok
― calstars, Thursday, 23 December 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link
After months of being a regular (and playing loads and loads of music) at my local bar, I finally got a drink on the house.
As a matter of principle I probably tipped as much as, or possibly more than, the drink's price (because of course)
At another place that I play regularly (a distillery), I ordered a bottle of their house gin to take home. But I struggled slightly with how much to tip on the value of the (rather expensive) bottle.
Like, I don't even blink at tipping $7 for a free cocktail. But I am iffy on how much to tip someone who has just, like, handed me a $45 bottle of lemon verbena gin. No matter how tasty it is. (For the record, it is extremely tasty.)
― deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:17 (two years ago) link
“But I am iffy on how much to tip someone who has just, like, handed me a $45 bottle of lemon verbena gin.“
$20
― calstars, Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link
“After months of being a regular (and playing loads and loads of music) at my local bar, I finally got a drink on the house.”They played you for a sucker Apparently they were right
― calstars, Friday, 24 December 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
“As a matter of principle I probably tipped as much as, or possibly more than, the drink's price (because of course)”Nobody’s fault but yours
jeez, calstars, what the fuck is your problem?
I tip generously because (a) the wait staff did not design capitalism and (b) they deserve it and (c) I can afford it, because I have a day job.
I don't see how it's harming you in any way.
― deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 December 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link
He doesn't make the rules, YMP!
Just enforces then like a jowly, bow-legged Sheriff about to take his final tour of the OK Corral
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 December 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link
lol
― calstars, Friday, 24 December 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link
Hey what's a buyback
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 24 December 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link
Hey what's a bar
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 24 December 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1E8EgnkIo
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 24 December 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link