Definitely makes those homicide photos more appealing on Antiques Roadshow
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 July 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link
lol
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 July 2021 01:43 (two years ago) link
i would like to see them assess the value of those autographed photos. holy shit
In the great flood of raw sewage that was the Trump presidency it's his shining moments like this, or when he started rambling about New York cocktail parties to a Boy Scout Jamboree, that illustrate that he is completely unable to empathize with other human beings on any level whatsoever.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 23 July 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link
That lack of empathy can on the rare occasion produce gold however, such as when he asked the 7-year old kid if he still believed in Santa, "because at that age it's kind of marginal, right?"
― henry s, Friday, 23 July 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
he wasn't a regular guy
― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
i continue to wonder if i made him up
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link
my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm it’s victory wine https://t.co/TR2Ao1UisP— kilgore trout, terminal hiccups patient (@KT_So_It_Goes) July 28, 2021
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
this seems very illegal
Donald Trump to DOJ last December: "Just say that the election was corrupt + leave the rest to me" https://t.co/iMWh3QxhHa— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 30, 2021
― frogbs, Friday, 30 July 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
When you're president they let you do it.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 July 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link
but somehow, they just can't find the evidence and prove that he was the most corrupt president in our lifetime, easily outranking nixon. it's just too hard to prove it, i guess. federal law, state law, local law, natural law, lord of the flies, martial law - none of them can contain his genius. he is just too tricky, too smart for anyone to bring down. trump is such a smart guy, he really is. great job law!!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 July 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
only marshall law from tekken could take trump down, which is why trump won't even agree to fight him
I'm so sick of that fuckchop, I wish he would choke on a McRib and die die die
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 30 July 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link
Whoops!
BREAKING:WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Department tells Treasury to turn over Trump tax returns to Congress.— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 30, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 July 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link
Oh ho ho
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 30 July 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
Now we've got him. At long last. No slipping out this time, Mr. Trum—oh, goddamn it.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 July 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
A little more
There's a new DOJ memo that says the Treasury Dept. can turn over Trump's tax returns to a House committee: https://t.co/6nMRxSGLNeBut, per ongoing litigation over this, Trump is supposed to get 72-hour notice before it actually happens (aka a window to try to stop it) pic.twitter.com/lLa64QQcLj— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) July 30, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 July 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link
evergreen
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/463/Screen_Shot_2018-10-24_at_11.08.29_AM.jpg
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 July 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
72 hours from now though, THEN he's caught!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 July 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link
"What, me crimes? No, it's the law that's wrong."
― StanM, Friday, 30 July 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link
Wait I thought he was under audit, perpetually under audit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 30 July 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/5i4cz3.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 July 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 30 July 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
Mmm num ba deDum bum ba beDoo buh dum ba beh behCovfefe
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 30 July 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link
That isn't cow shit, they're Trump Victory Patties!
Oh look, Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama. pic.twitter.com/sGwyHiRy1Y— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 2, 2021
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link
Why doesn't he just keep touring like this? It's clearly what he lovers: the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowds. Just be a headliner, being a president is fucking boring and tedious... better just to wind 'em up, and then golf the next morning.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link
What else do you believe he is currently doing?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link
thats all he did in office though, but with the perk of getting to commit unlimited crime
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:56 (two years ago) link
plus, the presidency of the USA is the world's biggest stage, attracting the most attention of anyone on Earth.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:58 (two years ago) link
But this is where the money's at... funding a super PAC with shadowy bookkeeping, in a cow pasture in Alabama
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link
this Vic Berger video is deeply satisfying, it's long but the whole thing is worth a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFUr6Px99aQ
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link
yes but also a piece of my soul dies every time i watch a vice news video
― aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
I know michael wolff is sus or whatever, but “landslide” is a good trashy read. The second impeachment trial was truly odd—castor and schoen were extremely underqualified. At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.
― treeship., Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
“They should replace the wokesters with Patriots and start winning again. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics and not doing her job!”
'wokesters'! lolI'm not sure I would go around attacking others' hair, but that's just me
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
start winning again
They got Bronze in the Olympics. There's only two spots more winning than that.
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
America will never be great again with that attitude.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link
At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
big Artie Fufkin energy there
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
KellyAnne was the lone cockroach, the survivor... she probably hid in the ladies room when he was in one of his moods
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
i'm a wokester, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link
Trump's missing out on a good grift by not forming a shadow government and selling Cabinet spots. Mike Lindell would pay big money to be the True Secretary of State.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
Pillow diplomacy
The gov't in exile should ideally be located at Mar-a-Lagoo, and every administration member pays full price
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
They could have a Cuban Pillow Crisis
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
urethra highway, I like it https://t.co/QzxoU8uqqs— kilgore trout, terminal hiccups patient (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 9, 2021
― “Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link
I mean, when these brainless chuds call him the greatest president ever, what "achievements" can they even point to to justify it? His reign was one of pathetic failure and spite and failure and self-sabotage and failure. How Herculean must self-delusion be, to take you that far?
― "the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 07:06 (two years ago) link
he was the most persecuted, the most attacked
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 10:21 (two years ago) link
That’s easy, he was the greatest to them because he made them feel validated, and spoke directly to their worst impulses, and affirmed their own feelings of being righteous yet constantly wronged by others. And he clarified a confusing and frightening world into simple dichotomies that made sense and reinforced their tribal inclinations- us vs. them, good vs. evil. And he played up the conspiracy theories, subtle winks and secret codes, making them feel like they were part of something big and secretive and important, like some real life Da Vinci Code shit. In short, he made them feel like they’ve been right all along, and like all the worst things about them, that they’ve always been told were bad and should be hidden away or stifled, were actually their greatest virtues.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:39 (two years ago) link
I mean, tbf, he did make America great again, even if he failed to do it again again.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link
Dropped that corporate tax rate from 35 to 21 % along with many other tax perks for the executive classes. Who gives a shit about the rest, the plebs are easily led by the piper.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:32 (two years ago) link
Greatest economy the world has ever seen iircBut obv epistaphanus is correct. HL Mencken "downright moron" quote n all.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:27 (two years ago) link