Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:
https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link
Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 July 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
How will Trump leave prison
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:34 (nine months ago) link
in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link
Shawshank redemption by accident
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:01 (nine months ago) link
I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.
― clemenza, Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:09 (nine months ago) link
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (nine months ago) link
that’s how he’d have wanted it
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:39 (nine months ago) link
Bag of piss is his codename in Russia
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:40 (nine months ago) link
Mark get out I'm piss
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 23:59 (nine months ago) link