I'll be in the city that day. I'm not concerned. The organizers' permit stated they expect a maximum of 700 people and I’d be surprised if half that shows up. If the big man ain't there there's no interest.
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 September 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link
someone should do a "LImp Bizkit is at 7/11" type prank suggesting Trump is at various terrible public locations (ie portapotty warehouse), take pictures of the people that show up, and then steal their cars
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link
lmao https://t.co/PsTHePoB5U pic.twitter.com/H7dPZAjyMb— It’s-a Tyler Dinucci 🤌🏼 (@TylerDinucci) September 18, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 19 September 2021 02:54 (two years ago) link
Folks, first Trump football pic.twitter.com/Qb8T75AgH4— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 19, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link
Richard Nixon didn't sign a football, because (all together now)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 09:19 (two years ago) link
🎶 ... a football killed his family. 🎶
― i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 12:49 (two years ago) link
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/11/13/upshot/15UP-Beschlos-sNixon/15UP-Beschlos-sNixon-superJumbo.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link
And here he is with the nuclear footballhttps://nsarchive.gwu.edu/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/photo-3-37-whpo-e2360-13-a-2020-rp-nixon-and-milaide-2.jpg
Surprised Trump didn't steal one and sign *that*.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:09 (two years ago) link
They probably gave him a real football and wrote NUKLEEAR on it in magic marker
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
Wants to lock up Zuck and endorsed Stacey Abrams for GA governor.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 26 September 2021 01:17 (two years ago) link
when he’s right, he’s right
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link
and here I thought milo was a one trick pony but now we’re boosting Trump
― epistantophus, Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link
/pointless snark
― epistantophus, Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:17 (two years ago) link
gonna be hard to explain to future generations how impossibly weird this guy was
Trump’s handlers designated a White House official known as the “Music Man” to play him his favorite show tunes, including “Memory” from “Cats,” to pull him from the brink of rage, Grisham writes in her new memoir. @katierogers has the details. https://t.co/PQbuFMnFyB— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) September 28, 2021
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link
he was only soothed by the all assholes version of Cats
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
Punch meit's so easy to leave melying down on the pavementbleeding out in the sun
If you punch meyou'll understand what happiness iseven though Ireally won
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link
https://t.co/4Fu6T1WdWP pic.twitter.com/CVMhX1Xpvk— kilgore trout, ron desantis spokesperson (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 28, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
*sits future generations down to watch Dr. Strangelove*
“It was kind of like that, but terrifying in different ways”
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link
Yeah, Strangelove was President.
― Taliban! (PBKR), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
Biden admin tell-all, circa 2029: "I saw it, we all saw it - he put Splenda on a half grapefruit."
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
To be added to the "sir" file:He was there for like 40 years or something. He was a part of the furniture. But if you think about it, I really did pretty much the opposite of whatever he said," Trump said.
"I actually got along with him, you know? I actually found him–he was a character. He'd say, 'Just call me Tony. Just call me Tony, sir.' And, you know, he's a better promoter than he is a doctor."
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
is he going to force the Nobel Peace Prize committee to recount the votes?
― StanM, Friday, 8 October 2021 09:54 (two years ago) link
Only thing that will come out is the Senate Judiciary Committee will ask Trump to return the VCR tape of Schoolhouse Rock's "The Constitution".
― earlnash, Friday, 8 October 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link
But they won't want to see what he's taped over it with.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 8 October 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link
"...there's a time for love and a time for living, you take a chance and face the wi..."
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
“…The facts of life, the facts of life!”
― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 October 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
“We loved Mrs. Garrett, didn’t we folks?”
― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 October 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
can we not revive this thread until he dies
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 October 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link
That would be "Classic."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 October 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link
can we not revive Trump if he dies
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link
― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 October 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link
Trump's Blue Check FB page apparently was restored earlier this week. The last posts were on 1/6.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
i think he has learned his lesson
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 October 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
I don't think he's allowed to post...also it's been back for a while, apparently?
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 8 October 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link
I dunno, just saw some Trump stans/Q followers excitedly posting about it a few days ago.
The White House has agreed to turn over Trump's 1/6 records to the investigation committee.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link
it's just a bunch of tv guides with certain shows circled in sharpie
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 October 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
TV guides? Thought he was 24/7 glued to the Gorilla Channel.
― henry s, Friday, 8 October 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
CGM: What is a Blue Check Facebook page?
― clemenza, Friday, 8 October 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link
Verified Account, so it's authentic and not an imposter or fan page.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 October 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link
Damn. I was hoping it was a FB page where they had a special Blue Check Panel monitoring it intently 24/7.
― clemenza, Friday, 8 October 2021 21:26 (two years ago) link
Forgot this happened:
pic.twitter.com/PC86kKTMsw— SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest (@snlhostsintro) October 8, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 October 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link
I forgot about gorilla channel!
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:30 (two years ago) link
That revived FB page is so weird. It still has a Trump/Pence banner up top, and the last posts are from Jan. 6.
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 October 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
With all the rigged election stuff, and all the FB disclaimers. Why would they restore all the posts that got him booted off in the first place?
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 October 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
Possibly as evidence?
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 October 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link
The man never listened to Toots & The Maytals in his life. pic.twitter.com/vtFHpXkCrr— Dan (@WarioArgento) October 8, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 October 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link
Still out there on the Neverending Rally...
WE WILL BAN CRITICAL RACE THEORY IN A BOX.WE WILL BAN IT WITH A FOX.I DO NOT LIKE IT IN A HOUSE.I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH A MOUSE.I DO NOT LIKE THAT THEORY HERE OR THERE.I DO NOT LIKE IT ANYWHERE.I DO NOT LIKE CRITICAL RACE THEORYI DO NOT LIKE IT WHERE-EVIE https://t.co/bqP0Z88fMo— David Freedlander (@freedlander) October 10, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 October 2021 04:01 (two years ago) link
This seems to me more important and dangerous than a lot of symbolic stuff he does, a thoroughgoing endorsement of the violent vanguard that nearly reached members of Congress, but it’s getting almost zero pickup in mainstream outlets and no condemnation from Republicans. https://t.co/lREDsPALZZ— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 11, 2021
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 October 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link
he's been doing it for so long, though. it was more "brazen" today because he went ahead and said happy birthday to the fake martyr at the same time -- could be a potential holiday in the post 2024 red states -- but he and everyone around him have been building this up for months. remember when he was grifting people back on the obama birth certificate stuff? sometimes it would get covered, sometimes it wouldn't. it was in plain sight and everyone knew it was wrong and racist and just evil and self-serving, and then he ran for president and no one ever mentioned it.
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
god, it just brings me back to the 2016 debates, with hillary clinton, and of course everyone has an idea in their head of what _they'd_ say to donald trump to just really corner him and knock him out, i mean it must be so easy right? siiiiigh, deep sighhh at myself mainly. but a lot of people felt like that. and in my head, i'd be like "what about obama's birth certificate?! you promoted that racist conspiracy theory, you were the face of it for years! and it was based on total bullshit and everyone knew it! that was only 2 years ago! why should anyone believe you have better judgment now?!" and then the moderators stand up and applaud and the flag is raised on my side as donald's platform gets hydraulically lowered by 10 feet compared to my side
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link