Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

idk, of the fairly established players, it's only Kane, Alli and Ndombele that are obviously playing within themselves regularly at the moment. I think Sanchez, Dier, Lucas and Bergwijn all put a shift in but they're limited players with low confidence getting their weaknesses exposed by a bigger collective failure.

It's hard to understand how Doherty goes from being a core part of a decent Wolves team to not being capable of performing at Europa Conference League standard or how Reguilon managed to transition from one of the best attacking fullbacks in Spain to someone averaging three or four potentially catastrophic errors per game over the course of half a season. You can clear out the dead wood but whoever gets brought in seems to catch the same virus.

The influencers of this team are the core virus

Alli, dier, winks can get away with any level of performance and be too valuable for levy to move on at any price, ndombele and aurier are not going to catch any "i better straighten myself out here" vibes as they join and observe the culture

Lloris is an abysmal captain

Kane as the king behind that throne divorced his own interest from that of the team as mourinho joined and is now obv many stages further still divorced

aight lets do dis Wolves

I'm watching Chelsea-Soto, a corner just floated over everyone and Chalobah was mooching around the back post, pretty much bent double to head it in. Commentary are calling it "straight off the training ground", definitely not, pure opportunism since it missed Lukaku's head etc but I'm really happy for this young kid, maybe now people will get his first name right. Probably not

HWANG!

Rare early Wolves goal

perfect counter attack, Trincao with an exposed net, and clangs it off the top bar, similar to a few weeks ago

and Newcastle equalizes as Sa lies prone on the ground in the box after an ill-advised dive for the ball and can't get back in time to stop the long distance shot.

really crushing momentum sucking sequence

Lage gets a yellow, and a fan throws a single water bottle onto the pitch at Molineux

they all believe should have been a foul called against Sa and goal shouldnt have stood.

I don't agree. think SA just made a stupid move there and got hurt on a 50/50.

Werner actually puts away the sort of shit he constantly doesn't, lengthy VAR check decides Azpilicueta fouled someone some years earlier, poor Timo just can't catch a break...

Wolves still the better side, and goal only really scored because goalie lying on the ground and barely recovered in time as the shot was coming in. (granted, it was his fault, but)

Wolves can easily win this. I think Traore can run circles around them.

The next comic strip that let's face it I won't get around to drawing will be called POOR TIMO... womp womp (ellipses and trombone sound included in title)

The followup to my hit comic "Andy Carroll Helps Out" which no shit ran for three issues (with a limited run of My Brother), then I ran out of haircuts

Raphina and Rodrigo coming good for Leeds, lots of chances created, no bamford, he would have loved this game

we've reached the default Wolves-Toon score already

HWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

with the brace. he's having a lovely match . Jimenez set that up beautifully

time to put in Traore to further exhaust Newcastle

victory!!!!!

corner turned + the Korean Bully must be permasigned now

just seen Raul's control and assist for the winner, sick

proper commentary

#wwfc don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Korean commentary on Hwang scoring goals - hopefully loads more to come! pic.twitter.com/3j5jm57GuA

— Toby (@TobyMarshall__) October 2, 2021

lol, Watford have sacked Xisco, the first of their 3-5 managers for the season.

So yr saying hes available

shit club no fans

"The board feels recent performances strongly indicate a negative trend at a time when team cohesion should be visibly improving," the club said.

a newly promoted team doing a point a game in October isn't good enough for a big club like...

Rennes are 2-0 up against PSG. I wonder if Poch might be available soon.

Kane continuing with the panto levels of "im not trying"

Kane now just falling over rather than running, even with the ball even with a break on

you have to say that's magnificent

Kane is a cunt

Ranieri in at Watford.

Saudi deal at Newcastle back on?

Not gonna lie, super saudi money shit heels Newcastle would be hilarious, cos ultimately you know they would still fuck it up

taxi for Mr Bruce

I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while.

they should keep him on in some kind of director of player recruitment capacity just for lolz

Heartwarming to see Newcastle fans out celebrating the takeover of their club by the Saudi Arabian state, haven't seen such scenes since fans saved the soul of English football by protesting against the ESL.

Waddle on the radio calmly talking about pushing for the top 4 in three seasons time

Excited to see how this footage will be used in future documentaries

We've got our club back 🎶

Newcastle fans are outside St James' Park letting the world know how they feel about the takeover pic.twitter.com/5XV4tG7qKp

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) October 7, 2021

critical support for the murderous absolute monarchy from the way aye boyz! I guess it is an improvement on the fat victorian workhouse owner cuz they have mare brass, like!

Excited to see what's in store

*Demoted to League 2 as easy scapegoat when they fuck up FFP
*Get entangled in some horrible human rights scandal
*Club moved to Basingstoke and renamed OPEC United
*Mou is the new manager

UAE AE

"I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while". Grimlol....and oh! gawd, you are correct, Mou is destined to manage a 50yr old cronaldo at NUAE F.C.

The only Newcastle Utd fan I know personally is this grizzled 70s far left streetfighting kinda dude, I wonder what he's making of this. Also all those Orthodox Jewish NUFC fans I used to see watching games in the Yucatan pub on Kingsland Road (without telling their wives where they were, I assume).

Mahrez?

Mount?

Am i missing something here?

all-time run from Traore there. too bad about the finish :(

unbelievable finish from Tielemans (cancelling out a very very good one from Greenwood)

typically complacent performance from Utd though

Southampton putting pressure on Leeds, will be disappointed if they don't get to half time in front

Hwang's having a mare for Wolves