Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

The followup to my hit comic "Andy Carroll Helps Out" which no shit ran for three issues (with a limited run of My Brother), then I ran out of haircuts

Raphina and Rodrigo coming good for Leeds, lots of chances created, no bamford, he would have loved this game

we've reached the default Wolves-Toon score already

HWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

with the brace. he's having a lovely match . Jimenez set that up beautifully

time to put in Traore to further exhaust Newcastle

victory!!!!!

corner turned + the Korean Bully must be permasigned now

just seen Raul's control and assist for the winner, sick

proper commentary

#wwfc don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Korean commentary on Hwang scoring goals - hopefully loads more to come! pic.twitter.com/3j5jm57GuA

— Toby (@TobyMarshall__) October 2, 2021

lol, Watford have sacked Xisco, the first of their 3-5 managers for the season.

So yr saying hes available

shit club no fans

"The board feels recent performances strongly indicate a negative trend at a time when team cohesion should be visibly improving," the club said.

a newly promoted team doing a point a game in October isn't good enough for a big club like...

Rennes are 2-0 up against PSG. I wonder if Poch might be available soon.

Kane continuing with the panto levels of "im not trying"

Kane now just falling over rather than running, even with the ball even with a break on

you have to say that's magnificent

Kane is a cunt

Ranieri in at Watford.

Saudi deal at Newcastle back on?

Not gonna lie, super saudi money shit heels Newcastle would be hilarious, cos ultimately you know they would still fuck it up

taxi for Mr Bruce

I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while.

they should keep him on in some kind of director of player recruitment capacity just for lolz

Heartwarming to see Newcastle fans out celebrating the takeover of their club by the Saudi Arabian state, haven't seen such scenes since fans saved the soul of English football by protesting against the ESL.

Waddle on the radio calmly talking about pushing for the top 4 in three seasons time

Excited to see how this footage will be used in future documentaries

We've got our club back 🎶

Newcastle fans are outside St James' Park letting the world know how they feel about the takeover pic.twitter.com/5XV4tG7qKp

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) October 7, 2021

critical support for the murderous absolute monarchy from the way aye boyz! I guess it is an improvement on the fat victorian workhouse owner cuz they have mare brass, like!

Excited to see what's in store

*Demoted to League 2 as easy scapegoat when they fuck up FFP
*Get entangled in some horrible human rights scandal
*Club moved to Basingstoke and renamed OPEC United
*Mou is the new manager

UAE AE

"I'd suggest Steve Bruce steer clear of Saudi consulates for a while". Grimlol....and oh! gawd, you are correct, Mou is destined to manage a 50yr old cronaldo at NUAE F.C.

The only Newcastle Utd fan I know personally is this grizzled 70s far left streetfighting kinda dude, I wonder what he's making of this. Also all those Orthodox Jewish NUFC fans I used to see watching games in the Yucatan pub on Kingsland Road (without telling their wives where they were, I assume).

Mahrez?

Mount?

Am i missing something here?

all-time run from Traore there. too bad about the finish :(

unbelievable finish from Tielemans (cancelling out a very very good one from Greenwood)

typically complacent performance from Utd though

Southampton putting pressure on Leeds, will be disappointed if they don't get to half time in front

Hwang's having a mare for Wolves

too much to hope that Solskjaer gets the sack when we lose our next four games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E

Liverpool are going to marmalise us

surely time for United legend Steve Bruce to have a go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

😳

Played 4
Won 4
Lost 4
GF 8
GA 8

Played 8 sorry still hyperventilating

Omg I missed the come back. After the second goal for AV I turned it off cos I am in the hospital with my dad and didn't feel like getting even more agitated.

Dammit! But happy for result

Bets on how many days Ranieri lasts?

Less than Bruce, longer than Solskjaer

Jose Mourinho has admitted he has an "emotional connection" with Newcastle as a result of his relationship with Sir Bobby Robson, but has distanced himself from the prospect of replacing Steve Bruce as the club's manager.

heh!