Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

The only Newcastle Utd fan I know personally is this grizzled 70s far left streetfighting kinda dude, I wonder what he's making of this. Also all those Orthodox Jewish NUFC fans I used to see watching games in the Yucatan pub on Kingsland Road (without telling their wives where they were, I assume).

Mahrez?

Mount?

Am i missing something here?

all-time run from Traore there. too bad about the finish :(

unbelievable finish from Tielemans (cancelling out a very very good one from Greenwood)

typically complacent performance from Utd though

Southampton putting pressure on Leeds, will be disappointed if they don't get to half time in front

Hwang's having a mare for Wolves

too much to hope that Solskjaer gets the sack when we lose our next four games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E

Liverpool are going to marmalise us

surely time for United legend Steve Bruce to have a go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

😳

Played 4
Won 4
Lost 4
GF 8
GA 8

Played 8 sorry still hyperventilating

Omg I missed the come back. After the second goal for AV I turned it off cos I am in the hospital with my dad and didn't feel like getting even more agitated.

Dammit! But happy for result

Bets on how many days Ranieri lasts?

Less than Bruce, longer than Solskjaer

Jose Mourinho has admitted he has an "emotional connection" with Newcastle as a result of his relationship with Sir Bobby Robson, but has distanced himself from the prospect of replacing Steve Bruce as the club's manager.

heh!

ha, here we go!

Clever stuff there by Mou.

I hope we smash them.

Ah well…

Not watching- cunts anyway

You’ve summoned an Ndombele goal.

Cunts anyway

And a Kane one.

The Spurs defending is completely bizarre as usual, though.

i just popped to the shop, did somebody go into shock when Kane scored or something?

Lovely goal.

xpost yes, Kane did

I went for a walk, pleasant surprise

Wait how is it only half time

wasn't *that* long of a walk

Clearly!

Spurs quite frustrating and indecisive in the final third because this newcastle team look awful at the back

And a Shelvey red? They’re spoiling us.

Giving ball away for fun ourselves bow needlessly, seems important for us to not concede at all from here

Shelvey off lol idiot

He shouldnt get his wages that lad there must be a fund manager appointed i dont think hes functioning like

Really feel spurs have left four or five good goal chances out there today with a delayed final pass but think we'll be ok from here

Ah, c’mon.

Thats actually unbelievable

Right come on everybody if we all get together we can get these fuckers relegated before they can buy anyone

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FB6Tx9GXoAUpZF8?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FB6PD5aXsAco1_T?format=jpg&name=900x900

I don't want these bastards blighting the Championship!

The worst thing in those pics, and it's a competitive field, are that lad's jeans

lol ... that's right!

Bruce gone. Mou arriving in 10...

Fonseca 8/15
Eddie Howe 9/2

I am not sure any manager is going to get substantially more out of this squad than Bruce did but it will be fun to see them try.

Am told Ashley agreed a new deal with Bruce last year that upped his pay-off.

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) October 20, 2021

Steve Bruce to @lukeedwardstele: “I think it might be my last job. It has been very, very tough. To never really be wanted, to feel that people wanted me to fail & saying I would fail, that I was useless, a fat waste of space, a tactically inept cabbage head”. ⚪️ #NUFC

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) October 20, 2021

i blame social media anonymity