Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

And a Kane one.

The Spurs defending is completely bizarre as usual, though.

i just popped to the shop, did somebody go into shock when Kane scored or something?

Lovely goal.

xpost yes, Kane did

I went for a walk, pleasant surprise

Wait how is it only half time

wasn't *that* long of a walk

Clearly!

Spurs quite frustrating and indecisive in the final third because this newcastle team look awful at the back

And a Shelvey red? They’re spoiling us.

Giving ball away for fun ourselves bow needlessly, seems important for us to not concede at all from here

Shelvey off lol idiot

He shouldnt get his wages that lad there must be a fund manager appointed i dont think hes functioning like

Really feel spurs have left four or five good goal chances out there today with a delayed final pass but think we'll be ok from here

Ah, c’mon.

Thats actually unbelievable

Right come on everybody if we all get together we can get these fuckers relegated before they can buy anyone

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FB6Tx9GXoAUpZF8?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FB6PD5aXsAco1_T?format=jpg&name=900x900

I don't want these bastards blighting the Championship!

The worst thing in those pics, and it's a competitive field, are that lad's jeans

lol ... that's right!

Bruce gone. Mou arriving in 10...

Fonseca 8/15
Eddie Howe 9/2

I am not sure any manager is going to get substantially more out of this squad than Bruce did but it will be fun to see them try.

Am told Ashley agreed a new deal with Bruce last year that upped his pay-off.

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) October 20, 2021

Steve Bruce to @lukeedwardstele: “I think it might be my last job. It has been very, very tough. To never really be wanted, to feel that people wanted me to fail & saying I would fail, that I was useless, a fat waste of space, a tactically inept cabbage head”. ⚪️ #NUFC

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) October 20, 2021

i blame social media anonymity

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-ready-offer-jack-9703733.amp

In happier times, though sadly one of many times his ambition was to be thwarted by what can be a very cruel game

#NUFC is kindly asking supporters to refrain from wearing traditional Arabic clothing or Middle East-inspired head coverings at matches if they would not ordinarily wear such attire.

— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) October 20, 2021

If not they'll cut their hands off.

they have a large stadium with a captive audience, surely the new owners have some ideas about how to use this space

oh god i've just got something in my eye

You are, without a doubt, one of the most gentle people that I have ever met in the world of football. You have been a man of your word, a caring man and a fair man who never hesitated to protect us. I will never forget how you treated me, for that I will be forever grateful pic.twitter.com/lJgSL5GD4Q

— Allan Saint-Maximin (@asaintmaximin) October 20, 2021

bye, bye Steve Bruce, not looking forward to the whodunnit thriller saga you'll be writing, sitting back with your big bloody payoff:

striker: assassins from the east

https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel-293169

Regrettably, Arsenal look great in a 4-4-2.

who scored for Wolves? was arriving at dad's hospital and missed the goal

Hwang

ok sign this dude permanently.

the offense literally showed up when he did

just coming here to repeat that, think we've got an option to buy in his contract for a paltry 15 million Euro

really lucky Leeds are bottlers

Watford back from the dead, now 4-2.

Five!

goddammit

Soft pen that ffs

flee to the hills and don't look back at the Paul Scholes video

too late, scarred

the matter is closed, forever.

Send in the cops.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/oct/23/callum-wilson-is-the-best-natural-finisher-ive-worked-with

lol the address didn't prepare me for that story (which i've seen already)

lol indeed!

hopefully the police will deal with this vicious abuse tho

#Noroomforhate