Other than dying, what could Donald Trump possibly do now to redeem himself in the eyes of history and god?

joke on Trillbillies this week that the Trump rehabilitation

yeah and i especially liked the follow-up where it's explained why it probably won't ever happen (outside of him just being singularly repellant): the Sorkin-brained who cooed and clapped for W will never accept him because of the incivility he shows when he manages a stopped-clock take, eg Powell hagiography

sport a ponytail

I'd like Trump to be tried with war crimes and get sentenced along with Biden, Obama, Bush and Clinton. There's no Redemption, accountability is all I want.

i can fix him

― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone)

lol, i was joking, but apparently some people believe this

...With only a handful of seats needed for Republicans to win control of the House next year — and the likely prospect of McCarthy becoming speaker — he has been selling himself as a singular leader of the party, able to stand up to the unpredictable former president without breaking their bond.

“I stay close to him. We have a good relationship. But he and his team don’t have a veto power on what we do,” McCarthy, 56, tells the donors, according to the witness. He even contrasts himself with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), who has distanced himself from Trump and earned his public scorn.

“I can do it,” McCarthy has assured his donors about the balancing act before him, according to the witness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHKSBvW8wZE

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let me just say it - what if he destroys his own balls on television

I’d be excited at first but then all the promo ads would get annoying “NOVEMBER 22nd. DONALD TRUMP, FORMER PRESIDENT... MAKES HISTORY... ONE. MORE. TIME ‘nobody thought I’d be able to do this’ ‘he’s unpredictable!’ LIVE. TRUMP DESTROYS HIS OWN BALLS ‘folks you’re not gonna wanna miss this’”

Then is pre-empted by coverage of the US being bombed by David Hasslehoff's army

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Ah well nevertheless

People have spoken

It's the only outcome other than death that I would accept.

"not even dying" would have won in a landslide