just kidding! I know that pumpkin isn't literally what knits us together as a nation. it's just a symbol, standing for the giant spiders, skeletons and witches who are the real patriots.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link
Interestingly, I noticed that he hasn't included Alaska or Hawaii in this depiction of America, implying that those states alone have somehow managed to escape apocalyptic Marxist destruction.
― mirostones, Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
not real america
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
mattkkkk lives in not real australia
hell YES inject that mfing uluru!!! pic.twitter.com/n7ljARGrQ0— cam "a bit sussy" wilson (@cameronwilson) December 5, 2021
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:24 (two years ago) link
Tasmania is the Schrödinger's cat of landmasses - we think we exist but it's not until an observer acknowledges us that we do
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:49 (two years ago) link
but what does the kangaroo represent
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 5 December 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link
Marxism?
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 6 December 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link
never thought i would see the day ben garrison turned on trump pic.twitter.com/6S89RL9UXz— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) December 23, 2021
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 December 2021 03:29 (two years ago) link
Out of consideration, Ben put him at the rear end of the bandwagon.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 December 2021 03:41 (two years ago) link
Where's Donnie's muscles?!!!
― nickn, Friday, 24 December 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link
Garrison's accompanying essay is too rich to pullquote: https://grrrgraphics.com/trump-jump-off-the-bandwagon/
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Friday, 24 December 2021 07:46 (two years ago) link
Garrison has been an anti-vax guy for way longer than he's been a Trump guy, so this doesn't seem all that surprising
― soref, Friday, 24 December 2021 09:06 (two years ago) link
So what's the deal with the box of flies? And "take the L" which is not something Garrison would say— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022
― mark s, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link
lol sorry meant to post this:
Dreams do come true: Ben Garrison is in some sort of feud with the Dilbert Guy over the vaccines — and he's winning. pic.twitter.com/t8fQ9DjyPO— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022
― mark s, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link
really amuses me that the Dilbert dude tried to position himself as the Certified Genius Trump guy and now has to spend all his time fighting his own side on vaccines and QAnon
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
not sure what's going on here, but it felt like it deserved to be seen
tag yourself I'm a no-conditioner but I want to be auto-luxe pic.twitter.com/CufCF8IVX6— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) February 11, 2022
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 11 February 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link
yep, those precise ones are the only choices available rn
ps the extinction-level asteroid cannot arrive soon enough
please help us, sweet meteor of death
― imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link
spoken like a true extinctionist
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link
lol they're right, i am a present-focused pleb
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link
but the moment is the only eternity we'll ever experience :)
I identify as Chaotic Neutral.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
INHUMAN
FORCE
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:58 (two years ago) link
^^^ my new death metal band
this isn't 'right-wing' but it is ridiculously low effort and stupid, and it annoys me that he re-drew Will Smith as Putin but drew Chris Rock as just regular Chris Rock with a label saying 'Ukraine' (while Putin has an entirely redundant label saying 'Putin'?). Conceptually muddled.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPWZJNzXsAIC_iC?format=jpg&name=medium
― soref, Saturday, 2 April 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/AMBZ3h0.jpg
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 08:45 (two years ago) link
if you wrote "n word" in the sky that cartoon would be alright
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 13:15 (two years ago) link
I think ol Ben is finally losing it completely. Gun to my head I could not tell you what this is trying to say pic.twitter.com/yo4w986J50— Haydn, 🇵🇸 (@bilbosfootcomb) July 5, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 02:10 (one year ago) link
lmao my first thought was "cow tools" but some quote tweeter beat me to it
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link
Hahaha!
Something about hats? That's all I got...
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 07:41 (one year ago) link
yo pic.twitter.com/xtALGtaPaz— turd cart operator (@gun_toucher) August 16, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link
He speaks from experience.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 10:00 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg-JfXaUcAEwOYa?format=jpg&name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjfLh8LVQAEa3UY?format=jpg&name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjK6ZEwVUAAqoSw?format=jpg&name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FirpkXvUoAEd0EX?format=jpg&name=medium
― soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
Worst schools in the world. Ranked 24th.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
the guy who draws these is a big fan of James Gunn - he replied to one of Gunn's tweets with a message saying "one of my cartoons... great artists like Gunn inspire other artists like me..." and then this cartoon:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgbytauUAAAfi1F?format=jpg&name=900x900
― soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
I can't even work out what the clothing of the guy on the left here is meant to convey (except that he's a Dumbocrat, I guess?)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7ANXcUUAAEQHF?format=jpg&name=900x900
― soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
it is ridiculous but quite worrying that the nazis have gone full-on in trying to redefine racism as "saying something is racist" or even "talking about race"
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
xp the guy on the right, rather. the one in orange.
― soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
annie has murdered someone who was shorter than her own legs
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
flypaper for QAnon'ers
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link
guarantee you that the creator of these looks exactly like his cut'n paste republican in the purple shirt.
― pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
I promise, sometimes I don't wanna be right even when I am.
https://i.imgur.com/icLakTi.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
and hol-lee shit at this moron's facebook page.
https://i.imgur.com/XhI3hIy.png
and disappointing that he has zero likes for most of his posts:https://twitter.com/chrisbjorn6
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link
ok i saw the other screenshots from this Free Press article but nothing could have prepared me for how funny this intro is in the context of the cartoons pic.twitter.com/LNu6qGNEqH— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) April 24, 2023
― na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link
i couldn't remember the name of this thread so i had to google "bad conservative political cartoonist" to remember ben garrison's name so i could search for it on ilx to find this thread
― na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link
Are we spending our finite time on Earth wisely? And do we even grasp how finite that time is?
In the chapter we’ve excerpted below, Tim uses the tale of a made-up land called Hypothetica to show how easily people can be forced into saying—and eventually thinking—the same things. (The piece is longer than our usual fare, in part because of the illustrations, so consider printing it out or saving for this evening over a cocktail.)
amazing
― he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:47 (one year ago) link
making myself sad by thinking about the person contemplating whether they're spending their finite time on earth wisely and then printing out an article from thefp.com and spending their evening reading it over a cocktail
― he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link