-Don't own a bidet despite all the pro-bidet sentiment these days-Didn't own a microwave for years, now we have one in the basement for small tasks like thawing frozen bagels before toasting, and warming bakery items-Not considering an Aeropress or Chemex a machine, and I could do without the drip coffee maker if necessary
-Going video game console, since it's become the most reliable way to completely distract/absorb my brain for (ideally) short periods of time
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 2 December 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
come on just about everyone has a standing bidet in the bathroom - they just don't know it yet! Never had a coffee maker or a microwave oven and as for the PS4 nobody uses it. But that might change now I've recently moved it to my desk after discovering I can plug it into my pc monitor, although I have a crap game collection because I went for the games that I thought the kid would like and got it all badly wrong.
― calzino, Thursday, 2 December 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
Haven’t owned a microwave in 10 years
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
console by miles and miles and miles
― huile about oeuf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link
smartphone vs coffee would be interesting I would think
― calstars, Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
or coffee vs alcohol
― calstars, Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
I hate the whole concept of microwave ovens, but now they've invented something even more pointless and probably with a teflon cooking surface - the air cooker. I mean why? Just a completely unnecessary product design solution for a completely non-existent question that no fucker ever asked.
― calzino, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link
lol why not invent an air bidet?
― calzino, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link
i'm team bidet btw, made the transition during covid and am angry it took me so long to understand the benefits. and i say this as a video game nerd! (non-coffee drinker, losing a microwave would be a serious detriment in my life)
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link
air bidet sounds like a nathan for you concept or some sort of new hipster band a'la "wet leg"
Don't have a bidet and I drink instant coffee. I do use the microwave a fuck of a lot but I only got one in the last 5 years and managed fine without it before, and tbh getting rid of it would probably make me healthier in relying less on shit ready meals. I could live without a console (as long as I could still play games on my laptop, anyway) but it's easily my top priority to keep out of the four options.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link
I have none of those things except a smallish Bialetti moka pot which I use from time to time to make cafe americano
Got no real dog in this fite
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:32 (two years ago) link
the microwave is by far the most essential of these to me, I use it every day to reheat leftovers. I could do without a coffee maker. the others are just affectations
― Dan S, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:38 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
I only have two of these
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link
i wish i had a bidet, i want a clean butt
i wish i used a non-shitty coffee making process but all i got is the machine that makes hella cups, can’t live without that thing
microwaves suck and i actively wish i didn’t have one
forgot what the fourth option was already
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link
oh video games
listen. i used to love video games but now i watch longplays (without commentary) of games that i wish i had played instead and it’s about as satisfying
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link
as someone who has suffered from agonising haemorrhoids in the past. My arsehole get's the Sistine Chapel frescoes treatment in my "bidet" oh yes!
― calzino, Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link
bidet, hands down. the day we got ours was the day my life changed
― donna rouge, Thursday, 23 December 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link
i misread bidet as biden. he was the first to go.
― adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 23 December 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 24 December 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link