Bidet, Coffee Maker, Microwave, Video Game Console

i'm team bidet btw, made the transition during covid and am angry it took me so long to understand the benefits. and i say this as a video game nerd! (non-coffee drinker, losing a microwave would be a serious detriment in my life)

air bidet sounds like a nathan for you concept or some sort of new hipster band a'la "wet leg"

Don't have a bidet and I drink instant coffee. I do use the microwave a fuck of a lot but I only got one in the last 5 years and managed fine without it before, and tbh getting rid of it would probably make me healthier in relying less on shit ready meals. I could live without a console (as long as I could still play games on my laptop, anyway) but it's easily my top priority to keep out of the four options.

I have none of those things except a smallish Bialetti moka pot which I use from time to time to make cafe americano

Got no real dog in this fite

the microwave is by far the most essential of these to me, I use it every day to reheat leftovers. I could do without a coffee maker. the others are just affectations

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I only have two of these

i wish i had a bidet, i want a clean butt

i wish i used a non-shitty coffee making process but all i got is the machine that makes hella cups, can’t live without that thing

microwaves suck and i actively wish i didn’t have one

forgot what the fourth option was already

oh video games

listen. i used to love video games but now i watch longplays (without commentary) of games that i wish i had played instead and it’s about as satisfying

as someone who has suffered from agonising haemorrhoids in the past. My arsehole get's the Sistine Chapel frescoes treatment in my "bidet" oh yes!

bidet, hands down. the day we got ours was the day my life changed

i misread bidet as biden. he was the first to go.

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