Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Ive never seen a player chalk up and goal and assist in 50 mins and still look as awful as bergwijn tonight

he is bad tbf

Hes not alone tbf

The only thing that’s going to stop West Ham getting an equaliser is bad luck. Zero attempt from Spurs to do anything other than boot the ball back to them.

And making a shit job of even that

And commentary telling me how dele alli is back and bergwijn was amazing, cunts dont kno ball

Rice, soucek, benrahma all vv good imo

Get off zaha you joyless fuck

Very similar to how he got Tanganga sent off in the reverse fixture.

Thought had crossed my mind tho tanganga was an idiot that day too

Lucas on the shoulder for both goals, quite literally for the second

Spurs had been horrible til that first mind

City 4-0 up at half time, now 4-3.

5-3, spoilsports.

ooh, i saw that. i only caught the last half, though. it seemed they weren't doing much and barely got 2 in

Belter of an OG from Reece James

Thats lovely from Trossard

Mings *pepface* so so */pepface* for lukaku goal ill be very surprised if spurs dont sign him

Newcastle getting away with some...strong tackling

want a looped gif of that ronaldo volley attempt

I preferred the Carrick era tbh

want a looped gif of whatever rashford just did

Spurs have been hopeless. I was thinking the only thing that was likely to turn the tide was a red card and…

Watford West Ham in the pub, not paying full attention but decent football tbh

Spurs are unlucky not to be ahead but I could see this ending in a draw. They look sharp on the counter but have no idea what to do with possession against a resilient defence.

Thats very clearly onside imo, shocking decision

The other disallowed goal should definitely have stood.

Cunts

was it like 1mm of Kane's shoulder that was deemed offside by var? lol

From a freeze frame quite a few clicks after the ball had left winks foot

maybe his Kandy Kane was offside?

though I'm not sure if he could score with it

Gil has been pretty good since coming on.

Spurs cursed by most of their chances falling to Matt Doherty.

Pathetic lack of decisive quality on the ball, pochettino era sideays to full backs back to winks shit

Watching us do Man City on Twitter this morning, a cruel reminder of when Adama and Doherty knew where the back of the net was

Surely an argument for a second yellow to matip there thats very dangerous stuff (whem harry kane does it)

Theres another one surely he goes

salah is all over the final third

wellbz!

good game this so far. Mctominay and Shaw both looking great, best game the pair of them have had in ages. Harry Maguire not so much

Greenwood's looking sharper too

yeah it bodes well after the dogshit performance on monday

We regret to announce that the Gunners are At It

Same post again but in an Angus Deayton autocue gag sort of voice

Oh god im only in for the aftermath and its delicious, dixon the drunk punter arguing law at the doorman gallagher

Not sure id want hojbjerg our main chance getter lads can we maybe tweak that

Watford are on a run of conceding in 17 consecutive games, until today.

Spurs have been a doctor so long their mother is now asking when they will have a consultancy

Never in doubt.

Keep it tight for ninety mins, maybe we'll nick one from a set piece

One of the more embarrassing victories, that

Buendia just relegated Brentford

That was magnificent.

Absolutely stunning, glad the little guy seems to be getting back to his best