Bidet, Coffee Maker, Microwave, Video Game Console

i wish i had a bidet, i want a clean butt

i wish i used a non-shitty coffee making process but all i got is the machine that makes hella cups, can’t live without that thing

microwaves suck and i actively wish i didn’t have one

forgot what the fourth option was already

oh video games

listen. i used to love video games but now i watch longplays (without commentary) of games that i wish i had played instead and it’s about as satisfying

as someone who has suffered from agonising haemorrhoids in the past. My arsehole get's the Sistine Chapel frescoes treatment in my "bidet" oh yes!

bidet, hands down. the day we got ours was the day my life changed

i misread bidet as biden. he was the first to go.

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