Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

want a looped gif of whatever rashford just did

Spurs have been hopeless. I was thinking the only thing that was likely to turn the tide was a red card and…

Watford West Ham in the pub, not paying full attention but decent football tbh

Spurs are unlucky not to be ahead but I could see this ending in a draw. They look sharp on the counter but have no idea what to do with possession against a resilient defence.

Thats very clearly onside imo, shocking decision

The other disallowed goal should definitely have stood.

Cunts

was it like 1mm of Kane's shoulder that was deemed offside by var? lol

From a freeze frame quite a few clicks after the ball had left winks foot

maybe his Kandy Kane was offside?

though I'm not sure if he could score with it

Gil has been pretty good since coming on.

Spurs cursed by most of their chances falling to Matt Doherty.

Pathetic lack of decisive quality on the ball, pochettino era sideays to full backs back to winks shit

Watching us do Man City on Twitter this morning, a cruel reminder of when Adama and Doherty knew where the back of the net was

Surely an argument for a second yellow to matip there thats very dangerous stuff (whem harry kane does it)

Theres another one surely he goes

salah is all over the final third

wellbz!

good game this so far. Mctominay and Shaw both looking great, best game the pair of them have had in ages. Harry Maguire not so much

Greenwood's looking sharper too

yeah it bodes well after the dogshit performance on monday

We regret to announce that the Gunners are At It

Same post again but in an Angus Deayton autocue gag sort of voice

Oh god im only in for the aftermath and its delicious, dixon the drunk punter arguing law at the doorman gallagher

Not sure id want hojbjerg our main chance getter lads can we maybe tweak that

Watford are on a run of conceding in 17 consecutive games, until today.

Spurs have been a doctor so long their mother is now asking when they will have a consultancy

Never in doubt.

Keep it tight for ninety mins, maybe we'll nick one from a set piece

One of the more embarrassing victories, that

Buendia just relegated Brentford

That was magnificent.

Absolutely stunning, glad the little guy seems to be getting back to his best

Lowton bottled at Elland Road, classic Leeds

Rafa out

Afraid to say, great set of results. Brentford somehow unrelegated

This is shaping up to be hilarious.

What a goal.

So was that!

No chance for young Keybean

Unbelievable game.

Had to decline a free executive box at this game because we were going to collect a puppy from Oxford

This puppy better be the best puppy ever!!

Gary Neville going increasingly orgasm-while-falling-down-a-lift-shaft with every goal

that everton-brighton match was fun but this one is hilarious

oh. just saw sharivari said it's hilarious, as well, ha!

Well that was a match of two halves.

It's January 3rd 2022 and Phil Jones is about to start a Premier League match for Manchester Utd

Can't help but think of Maguire's absence as a negative for us but hey

Anyhoo COME ON ME BABBIES

well I hear it's all just going swell so far

doesn't matter who the manager is, so many of these players cannot control a football or complete a simple pass

it's fucking infuriating

but like, Sancho for example

I know he's a technically excellent player but then he comes to Utd and he looks like this