Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

So was that!

No chance for young Keybean

Unbelievable game.

Had to decline a free executive box at this game because we were going to collect a puppy from Oxford

This puppy better be the best puppy ever!!

Gary Neville going increasingly orgasm-while-falling-down-a-lift-shaft with every goal

that everton-brighton match was fun but this one is hilarious

oh. just saw sharivari said it's hilarious, as well, ha!

Well that was a match of two halves.

It's January 3rd 2022 and Phil Jones is about to start a Premier League match for Manchester Utd

Can't help but think of Maguire's absence as a negative for us but hey

Anyhoo COME ON ME BABBIES

well I hear it's all just going swell so far

doesn't matter who the manager is, so many of these players cannot control a football or complete a simple pass

it's fucking infuriating

but like, Sancho for example

I know he's a technically excellent player but then he comes to Utd and he looks like this

Yes this is a complaint i can sympathize greatly with, reverse alchemy of undoubted talent and its an absolute killer

Coming to life a bit now tho

Traore is gonna make this a fun last 20

De gea a little overconfident there?

lol

loving this

sad for Phil cos he's actually been our best player til now

Just the type of really tidy strike that surprisingly few players in this league are able to pull off very often

Rashford there

sums these cunts up

What kind of idiot puts a high boot in there

without exaggeration, we are the worst team in the league on a basic technical level

I'd happily get rid of every single one of them bar Greenwood

platinum-plated clown car stuff

A routine by-the-numbers win but jeez we need a number 9

the header out from a cross into the danger area is the first thing I was taught not to do as a defender
I was 9 and the coach was someone's dad at primary school, that's how fucking basic it is

Always a treat when Mou gets a rare goal

missed the match but glad for the win!

End to end and mostly us tbh but ffs we need to convert more

Anyway lol

classic Bruno

Bruno 🗣 "We have that plan to go to Europe, in that break, to go to Spain to a summer camp."

Reporter 🗣 "Think they mean Europa League group."

Bruno 🗣 "ohhh!" 🤣

Bruno Lage misunderstands the question about Wolves fans singing about playing in Europe pic.twitter.com/qAxfsuxlsn

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) January 4, 2022

Lage, Lage, Lage, Lage, Shouting

lol, i like this dude

Spurs’ patented ‘four fullbacks’ approach foiled after five minutes.

Four fullbacks and no cunt a defender, fucking cunts

Theyd beat themselves if nobody showed up these shithouse fucks

Bassong and gardner would walk into this defence

Thats a red card every time

Coutinho has joined Villa on loan. He has been really poor for Barca this season but hasn’t been getting regular starts.

He could be a good little understudy for Jacob Ramsey I guess

Good bench option

Spurs considering buying Adama Traore to play as a wing back seems so bizarre, I’m inclined to think it’s real.

I like him but we surely have enough defenders who can’t defend and attackers who can’t score to be going on with.

Is a wing back a defender, i mean theyre almost more important as ball-ferriers and game stretchers

Kyle walker never turned into a defender he was just encouraged to stay away from trouble and kind of tank around a lot

Do think we are so static and slow and predicatable that id take movement anywhere on the pitch right now

I think that’s true, but something that Gil and Sessagnon could potentially provided if needed. It’s a lack of creativity that’s killing Spurs more than anything at the moment, though. I’m not sure any of the players linked so far are exactly right but Kessie is probably the closest.

been watching this for a couple of days and it may have some truth, we need to sell by summer at latest because it doesn't look like he'll sign a new contract. Levy tho.

i assume the bit about offering us Doc back as part of the deal was a joke

Welcome aboard, @trippier2!

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— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) January 7, 2022

Cannot be overstated just how unique a season this has been from Wolves. Scored just 14, conceded just 14 at the halfway stage. In the entire 133-year history of top flight English football, no team has EVER been involved in fewer goals (28) after 19 league games. Unprecedented.

— Alex Goncalves (@Aljeeves) January 7, 2022

w0lves

hungry

manchester city, kilman will sign