Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

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doesn't matter who the manager is, so many of these players cannot control a football or complete a simple pass

it's fucking infuriating

Number None, Monday, 3 January 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link

but like, Sancho for example

I know he's a technically excellent player but then he comes to Utd and he looks like this

Number None, Monday, 3 January 2022 18:06 (two years ago) link

Yes this is a complaint i can sympathize greatly with, reverse alchemy of undoubted talent and its an absolute killer

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link

Coming to life a bit now tho

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

Traore is gonna make this a fun last 20

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:05 (two years ago) link

De gea a little overconfident there?

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:06 (two years ago) link

lol

loving this

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 3 January 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link

sad for Phil cos he's actually been our best player til now

Number None, Monday, 3 January 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

Just the type of really tidy strike that surprisingly few players in this league are able to pull off very often

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:15 (two years ago) link

Rashford there

sums these cunts up

Number None, Monday, 3 January 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link

What kind of idiot puts a high boot in there

pandmac (darraghmac), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link

without exaggeration, we are the worst team in the league on a basic technical level

I'd happily get rid of every single one of them bar Greenwood

Number None, Monday, 3 January 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link

platinum-plated clown car stuff

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

A routine by-the-numbers win but jeez we need a number 9

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:34 (two years ago) link

the header out from a cross into the danger area is the first thing I was taught not to do as a defender
I was 9 and the coach was someone's dad at primary school, that's how fucking basic it is

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:35 (two years ago) link

Always a treat when Mou gets a rare goal

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 January 2022 19:35 (two years ago) link

missed the match but glad for the win!

End to end and mostly us tbh but ffs we need to convert more

Anyway lol

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 January 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

classic Bruno

Bruno šŸ—£ "We have that plan to go to Europe, in that break, to go to Spain to a summer camp."

Reporter šŸ—£ "Think they mean Europa League group."

Bruno šŸ—£ "ohhh!" šŸ¤£

Bruno Lage misunderstands the question about Wolves fans singing about playing in Europe pic.twitter.com/qAxfsuxlsn

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) January 4, 2022

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 12:07 (two years ago) link

Lage, Lage, Lage, Lage, Shouting

Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 12:14 (two years ago) link

lol, i like this dude

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link

Spursā€™ patented ā€˜four fullbacksā€™ approach foiled after five minutes.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link

Four fullbacks and no cunt a defender, fucking cunts

pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link

Theyd beat themselves if nobody showed up these shithouse fucks

pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link

Bassong and gardner would walk into this defence

pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link

Thats a red card every time

pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

Coutinho has joined Villa on loan. He has been really poor for Barca this season but hasnā€™t been getting regular starts.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 January 2022 08:55 (two years ago) link

He could be a good little understudy for Jacob Ramsey I guess

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 7 January 2022 09:23 (two years ago) link

Good bench option

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 10:58 (two years ago) link

Spurs considering buying Adama Traore to play as a wing back seems so bizarre, Iā€™m inclined to think itā€™s real.

I like him but we surely have enough defenders who canā€™t defend and attackers who canā€™t score to be going on with.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link

Is a wing back a defender, i mean theyre almost more important as ball-ferriers and game stretchers

Kyle walker never turned into a defender he was just encouraged to stay away from trouble and kind of tank around a lot

Do think we are so static and slow and predicatable that id take movement anywhere on the pitch right now

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link

I think thatā€™s true, but something that Gil and Sessagnon could potentially provided if needed. Itā€™s a lack of creativity thatā€™s killing Spurs more than anything at the moment, though. Iā€™m not sure any of the players linked so far are exactly right but Kessie is probably the closest.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:01 (two years ago) link

been watching this for a couple of days and it may have some truth, we need to sell by summer at latest because it doesn't look like he'll sign a new contract. Levy tho.

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link

i assume the bit about offering us Doc back as part of the deal was a joke

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 January 2022 15:05 (two years ago) link

Welcome aboard, @trippier2!

āš«ļøāšŖļø pic.twitter.com/0p38oClngO

— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) January 7, 2022

Number None, Friday, 7 January 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

Cannot be overstated just how unique a season this has been from Wolves. Scored just 14, conceded just 14 at the halfway stage. In the entire 133-year history of top flight English football, no team has EVER been involved in fewer goals (28) after 19 league games. Unprecedented.

— Alex Goncalves (@Aljeeves) January 7, 2022

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:22 (two years ago) link

w0lves

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link

hungry

pandmac (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2022 19:06 (two years ago) link

manchester city, kilman will sign

imago, Friday, 7 January 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link

Dunno what to with coutinho signing. Seen far too little of him in the last few years, no idea what heā€™s capable of these days

On contact it feels like a horrible Everton signing and Iā€™m worried it means sidelining Buendia, even if they can both fit into an 11 without treading on each otherā€™s toes.

Would be delighted to be proved wrong but srsly bringing in a hug name, hugely expensive unfit crock of an attacking mid one week after club record signing Buendia puts in his best performance since joining seems like fuckin idiot business

Apparently on the verge of losing academy too boy Carney Chukwuemeka on a free cause he wants minutes and isnā€™t getting them. This wonā€™t help

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:34 (two years ago) link

Shouldnā€™t Newcastle be signing all the overpaid over-the-hill sick notes? Apparently weā€™ve also been casting an eye over a loan move for aaron Ramsey (the original welsh arsenal juve 400k/weeek hustler, as opposed to villaā€™s own apparently very talented academy product Aaron Ramsey, younger brother of the really quite good Jacob Ramsey

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

Would be delighted to be proved completely rong but from current vantage point this fees like the opposite of what we should be doing,

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:38 (two years ago) link

since when did arjen robben play for palace?

oscar bravo, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:00 (two years ago) link

Impressive as fuck, didn't see first half but apparently Millwall were bossing it?

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:05 (two years ago) link

probs safe to say Burnley are fobttll on today's showing.

calzino, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link

lol Newcastle

calzino, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

fans screaming for imaginary fouls and handballs against Cambridge United

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link

lolcastle

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

I had no idea Wes Hoolahan was still playing in the EFL!

calzino, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

Heartwarming stuff. Congratulations to Cambridge Utd and Aston Villa legend Wesley Hoolahan. Now finish the job and burn the stadium down šŸ‘šŸ»

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:58 (two years ago) link


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