Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

I think that’s true, but something that Gil and Sessagnon could potentially provided if needed. It’s a lack of creativity that’s killing Spurs more than anything at the moment, though. I’m not sure any of the players linked so far are exactly right but Kessie is probably the closest.

been watching this for a couple of days and it may have some truth, we need to sell by summer at latest because it doesn't look like he'll sign a new contract. Levy tho.

i assume the bit about offering us Doc back as part of the deal was a joke

Welcome aboard, @trippier2!

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— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) January 7, 2022

Cannot be overstated just how unique a season this has been from Wolves. Scored just 14, conceded just 14 at the halfway stage. In the entire 133-year history of top flight English football, no team has EVER been involved in fewer goals (28) after 19 league games. Unprecedented.

— Alex Goncalves (@Aljeeves) January 7, 2022

w0lves

hungry

manchester city, kilman will sign

Dunno what to with coutinho signing. Seen far too little of him in the last few years, no idea what he’s capable of these days

On contact it feels like a horrible Everton signing and I’m worried it means sidelining Buendia, even if they can both fit into an 11 without treading on each other’s toes.

Would be delighted to be proved wrong but srsly bringing in a hug name, hugely expensive unfit crock of an attacking mid one week after club record signing Buendia puts in his best performance since joining seems like fuckin idiot business

Apparently on the verge of losing academy too boy Carney Chukwuemeka on a free cause he wants minutes and isn’t getting them. This won’t help

Shouldn’t Newcastle be signing all the overpaid over-the-hill sick notes? Apparently we’ve also been casting an eye over a loan move for aaron Ramsey (the original welsh arsenal juve 400k/weeek hustler, as opposed to villa’s own apparently very talented academy product Aaron Ramsey, younger brother of the really quite good Jacob Ramsey

Would be delighted to be proved completely rong but from current vantage point this fees like the opposite of what we should be doing,

since when did arjen robben play for palace?

Impressive as fuck, didn't see first half but apparently Millwall were bossing it?

probs safe to say Burnley are fobttll on today's showing.

lol Newcastle

fans screaming for imaginary fouls and handballs against Cambridge United

lolcastle

I had no idea Wes Hoolahan was still playing in the EFL!

Heartwarming stuff. Congratulations to Cambridge Utd and Aston Villa legend Wesley Hoolahan. Now finish the job and burn the stadium down 👍🏻

previously I held the incompatible positions of not wanting them in the championship but wanting them to get relegated so it's a bloody good job we've decided to be playoff winners again and they are going down

Love a cup upset, just a shame ithad to be the people's team, everybody's second club, that had to be the victims

lol Everton

Highlights of the mansfield middlesborough game are 🔥

I hope Sven Botman fancies the Champo

If I'd done a random Where Are They Now google of Thudd and it turned out he was like 43 and retired 8 years ago I wouldn't have been surprised

But there he is

Get innnn

xp ive just marvelled at his appearance in several other fora/media

Not that he couldnt play in italy (where he wouldve been a legend if hed moved there in his pomp) until 2030 tbh

I've probably watched him play against Villa in the champo six times in the last six years years for all I know but I'm no spring chicken meself

Commentator has just mused on reports of a drone in the ground "you have to ask how they got it in in the first place"

Haha!

Even alan smith, i presume its him i remember it as a voice i hate, just left that one hang a moment

Not just a terrible voice, Smith, but a terrible human being

Anyway ffs close Townsend down there

Spurs current losing to Morecambe and playing without any strikers.

We've cup tied Adama today, not sure how relevant that is to any potential sale

Not sure if it's my mood or inattention but Leeds are weirdly lifeless and on the back foot today

Tottenham Lolspurs

Posing such little goal threat against a side that lost 5-0 to Sunderland the other week that Matt Doherty taking pot shots from thirty yards is the most likely route back into the game.

Eric Morecambe and Des O'Connor are giving your boys a hell of a beating.

2-0 to the Wanderers

Winks has scored accidentally again.

Two goals in two years and both misplaced crosses the keeper didn’t see coming.

Never in doubt…

I'm glad they came through in the end, wouldn't fancy Morecambe in the 4th round!

A review of Liverpool teenagers:
Morton: great again, so self-assured in his passing
Bradley: decent
Dixon-Bonner: one nicely saved shot at goal, pretty quiet otherwise, most of the play was going up the wings, speaking of
Gordon: quite involved, decent goal, but I think he's wasted out wide, put him through the middle, I think he'd score a bundle. Love him generally
Woltman: didn't know him previously, did fuck all, subbed at ht
Frauendorf: didn't know him, didn't show me enough to formulate an opinion
Norris: on for like seconds, did he touch the ball?

(special mention for Curtis Jones, who's knocking on 21 but was the best player on the field obv)

the last time we won the FA cup (lol a 100 years ago) we beat Burnley in the 3rd round so if we get drawn with Brighton & HA next then it's on for a repeat!

Good performance stayed in it and knocked in a few late goals what's the problem ps burn this fucking wasteclub to the ground pls

lol we've got a bye into the 5th round, someone must have been paid off

smashing stuff from forest that

Just regaining the use of my eyeballs after gazing at Stephen Warnock's teeth on MOTD2.