Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

the last time we won the FA cup (lol a 100 years ago) we beat Burnley in the 3rd round so if we get drawn with Brighton & HA next then it's on for a repeat!

Good performance stayed in it and knocked in a few late goals what's the problem ps burn this fucking wasteclub to the ground pls

lol we've got a bye into the 5th round, someone must have been paid off

smashing stuff from forest that

Just regaining the use of my eyeballs after gazing at Stephen Warnock's teeth on MOTD2.

once this Apprentice suit type contracts manager come up to me with his phone to show me who he'd bumped into at the game last night and it was a selfie of him and Stephen Warnock with two sets of beaming teeth. I just said who is that? is it someone famous?

No, it's Stephen Warnock.

he's not even got the infamy of being Neil Warnock's son

Neil Warnock eats his young tbf

when he's not making increasingly desperate moves on the club physio's wife he spends his time eating his own bairns. That's the elixir of youth that kept him so vital for four decades in the EFL!

Soccer Saturnday

Forest basically giving a hearty approval of knife crime by beating arsenal there. Hope you're happy forest you, you... knife crime... lovers!

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àbsolute travesty

See y'all next year

Never in doubt, reffing setup in england as small c corrupt as any other cabal you could name- cunts

Tbf as a spectator I find the game more enjoyable when it stops for 10 minutes while they desperately look for some plausible excuse to give a decision to United.

That could be a nasty one for lindelof

Utd are the underdogs here lads

Have a heart

Look there was a block and and offside and a handball but we must all play our parts in this farce ok

Need to try to take advantage of this five minutes of Oliver trying to maintain plausible deniability

That Ramsay lad looks handy

Ooof

Thats shaws third yellow card challenge

By weight that's one tbf

It's sad that I despise Rashford the footballer now

The thing is when a team like United plays the big boys they're going to get physical and try to disrupt their rhythm, completely legitimate as long as they stay within the laws

Rashford so frustrating all night

Look i cant front i have no idea if the quality of passing and movement is genuinely excellent here or is it just that i normally watch tottenham

Rashford there

Yeah thats one all now

Beautiful touch from Mings

Olivers five mins is well up

I'm convinced this squad all hate each other

And they're all correct to do so

Red and a pen shurely

Cant even pretend my heart is in that tbh

haha

Another giant-killing, what a weekend

Varane hoofs it away desperately

Commentator, a little cummily "thats how you win world cups"

even a goal down I fancy Villa to win the second leg

playing badly and winning - the sign of a great team

That was kind of a bummer main event. I guess they want to put the heel over in the main to build intrigue for a rematch but Forest-Arsenal should have gone on last if they wanted to send people home actually happy

Best part of third round surely the depraved nazi cannibals of bermondsey a) getting beat with goals from two black players after booing the knee again lol b) making clive tyldesley really rattled by how often he had to apologize for obscenities picked up on the mic. Can see ofcom insisting any future live games from the den kick off at 9pm or later.

going to begrudgingly accept that evil was defeated, and by Britain's most fearsome ultras too

Ndombele to Roma seems strange given how badly he got on with Jose last time.

chris woods £25m. probably an effective signing for newcastle to scrape by in 17th, especially as it weakens burnley, but god knows how much they'll end up on spending on paying out contracts before they're due to end if they do survive.

I was going to point out the Woods is a solid Champo signing but your points stand

Arsenal requesting a postponement with 1 covid case is some shithousery

Norwich looking to double their season goal tally at this rate.

first Wolves match I've been able to watch in a motherfucker. woohoooo

Sa seems to get kicked in the head more times than any goalie in ages

though I suspect he sold that to get away with going outside of the box