Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Rashford there

Yeah thats one all now

Beautiful touch from Mings

Olivers five mins is well up

I'm convinced this squad all hate each other

And they're all correct to do so

Red and a pen shurely

Cant even pretend my heart is in that tbh

haha

Another giant-killing, what a weekend

Varane hoofs it away desperately

Commentator, a little cummily "thats how you win world cups"

even a goal down I fancy Villa to win the second leg

playing badly and winning - the sign of a great team

That was kind of a bummer main event. I guess they want to put the heel over in the main to build intrigue for a rematch but Forest-Arsenal should have gone on last if they wanted to send people home actually happy

Best part of third round surely the depraved nazi cannibals of bermondsey a) getting beat with goals from two black players after booing the knee again lol b) making clive tyldesley really rattled by how often he had to apologize for obscenities picked up on the mic. Can see ofcom insisting any future live games from the den kick off at 9pm or later.

going to begrudgingly accept that evil was defeated, and by Britain's most fearsome ultras too

Ndombele to Roma seems strange given how badly he got on with Jose last time.

chris woods £25m. probably an effective signing for newcastle to scrape by in 17th, especially as it weakens burnley, but god knows how much they'll end up on spending on paying out contracts before they're due to end if they do survive.

I was going to point out the Woods is a solid Champo signing but your points stand

Arsenal requesting a postponement with 1 covid case is some shithousery

Norwich looking to double their season goal tally at this rate.

first Wolves match I've been able to watch in a motherfucker. woohoooo

Sa seems to get kicked in the head more times than any goalie in ages

though I suspect he sold that to get away with going outside of the box

should be two PKs on that

Alt-Nouri was outright mugged

I've gotten so used to the VAR hand motions by now I practically do them in anticipation

yesssssssssssssss Raul

OMG SA!

Newcastle-Watford is the most inept shit, the only entertainment is frm how desperately hard the commentators are willing the ball onto Chris Wood's oversized head

Everton Norwich is finishing 2-2 surely

wouldn't pay a bucket of piss to watch Castle-Watford, eesh

Arsenal decision a disgrace

GOAL! Coady following some of the worst goalkeeping I've seen in a minute by Forster.

jeeeeeesus christ, what a golazo from Southhampton. can't even hate on that. from quite a distance.

Ward-Prowse

TRAORE SCORESSSSS! 3-1 behbeh

big man tray

thought he was never gonna open his account this year. and he blew one point blank just minutes before.

hopefully this is the floodgate-opener. but let's be real, he is going elsehwere

Traore and Saint-Maximin both on target, big day for Schrodinger's Wingers

Play the Tears for Fears, DJ, this one's over

NLD has been postponed, to Spurs’s objections.

Seems strange a team that could name a 20-man squad on Thursday can’t name 13 players three days later.

Oof.

oh my word

Fuck this!!

in off the keepers balls

a teabag

Sanson to blame for both goals iirc

Amazing.

hmm

Ramsey putting it on a plate so the new kid can steal the headlines, classy