yeah I'm not one of those <all movies should be 90 mins> people, but the combined total of live-action Batman movie minutes is an indictment of the human species
― in the time of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link
Hollywood's creative well has run drier than Death Valley.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:54 (two years ago) link
kinda wild that there will be no credits in the new batman movie
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 05:05 (two years ago) link
seriously though, i am hard pressed to imagine needing to ever see another batman movie ever again
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 05:06 (two years ago) link
well okay, i could see rewatching the burton ones at some point
new one has the penguin and catwoman again
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 21 January 2022 05:17 (two years ago) link
Before The Souvenir Part II (speaking of sequels), I saw the trailer for Death on the Nile. Branagh has clearly NOT toned down what I hated about his Poirot the last time around. Although I might watch it as an exercise in 1930s styling.
Also, there was a trailer for Cyrano, the latest remake of you-know-what, retooled as a vehicle for Peter Dinklage. Is this supposed to be a full-out musical?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Sunday, 23 January 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link
i think so, but the trailer seemed almost unwilling to commit to that.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 January 2022 01:12 (two years ago) link
Maybe the new Batman movie is that long because it finally shows how he became Batman.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 January 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link
Got to explain why he never phones his mum
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 23 January 2022 01:42 (two years ago) link
Yeah, it's a musical, and Dinklage sings. His wife wrote the adaptation, apparently.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 02:45 (two years ago) link
Mission Impossible bumped to July 2023
(from September 2022, where it was bumped from May 2022, where it was bumped from November 2021, where it was bumped from July 2021)
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Sunday, 23 January 2022 08:14 (two years ago) link
Tom Cruise is gonna be dead before that movie opens.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 13:09 (two years ago) link
here's hoping
― Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 January 2022 13:28 (two years ago) link
i'd watch a new three hour batman movie if it was a musicalor rather i would watch the first ten minutes
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:29 (two years ago) link
i hear they fucked up scream
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, January 16, 2022 1:31 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
honestly they did not fuck it up enough
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIrmLrpdo0
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link
hey no spoilers
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:34 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVpSbchFrU
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link
I guess these aren't remakes/sequels but jesus christ:
Warner Bros. is in prep for “Barbie,” starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and directed by Greta Gerwig, who co-wrote the screenplay with partner Noah Baumbach. They’re also at script stage on a Hot Wheels film. In July, Netflix will shoot the anticipated remount of “Masters of the Universe,” with Kyle Allen starring as the buff, blonde He-Man. Universal Pictures is at work on a horror franchise based on Magic 8 Ball with Blumhouse, and the studio is bringing Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots to life with Vin Diesel. At Paramount, Tom Hanks will embody his childhood favorite Major Matt Mason, the astronaut action figure, with “A Beautiful Mind” screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, and MGM will put forth Polly Pocket with writer-director Lena Dunham and star Lily Collins.
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/mattel-films-robbie-brenner-barbie-he-man-1235166459/
― rob, Saturday, 29 January 2022 16:03 (two years ago) link
OTOH I would maybe watch a documentary about serious adult humans making these movies:
"Jason Bateman’s Aggregate Films is also at work on movies based on the Mattel dolls Chatty Cathy and Betsy Wetsy."
― rob, Saturday, 29 January 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link
hardcore pornographers reading that line: "yikes that sounds undignified"
― rob, Saturday, 29 January 2022 16:05 (two years ago) link
Lena dunham’s polly pocket movie, what a world
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 January 2022 16:23 (two years ago) link
This isn't even set to start filming until this year, reportedly, but, uh ...
In June 2016, writer Randall Wallace stated that he and Gibson had begun work on a sequel to The Passion of the Christ focusing on the resurrection of Jesus. ... He implied that part of the movie would be taking place in Hell and, while talking to Raymond Arroyo, said that it also may show flashbacks depicting the fall of the Angels.In January 2018, Caviezel was in agreements with Mel Gibson to reprise his role as Jesus in the sequel. In March 2020, Caviezel stated in an interview that the film was in its fifth draft. However, in September 2020, Caviezel then said that Gibson had sent him the third draft of the screenplay.After many years of delay, the production is starting in the summer of 2022. The sequel will be released exactly 20 years after The Passion of the Christ, in February 2024.
In January 2018, Caviezel was in agreements with Mel Gibson to reprise his role as Jesus in the sequel. In March 2020, Caviezel stated in an interview that the film was in its fifth draft. However, in September 2020, Caviezel then said that Gibson had sent him the third draft of the screenplay.
After many years of delay, the production is starting in the summer of 2022. The sequel will be released exactly 20 years after The Passion of the Christ, in February 2024.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link
holding out hope for a slate of Apostle spinoff films to be announced at this year's Comic Con
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:15 (two years ago) link
Jesus Christ
― Nerd Ragequit (wins), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link
three day takings eagerly awaited
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:37 (two years ago) link
fingers crossed for a good friday
― rob, Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link
Christ 2: Harder, Christer
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
poster leakedhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Oh%2C_God%21_Book_II_%281980%29_poster.jpg
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:09 (two years ago) link
five bags of popcorn
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link
I’m gonna give it five bags of popcorn and a jumbo cup of soda because Jesus was probably thirsty after not having any soda for three whole days
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:47 (two years ago) link
Scream were actually pretty enjoyable. not scary at all, but the humor much less eye-rolly than 4.
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 02:07 (two years ago) link
Having watched it, I'd say Top Gun Maverick is now in my most promising list.
turns out that real people doing stunts in the real world and a good story is a refreshing change from two computer generated characters ending the film with a punch up.
which is how 85% of the films listed will end.
also maybe Downton Abbey, I havent seen that so cant confirm...
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 27 May 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link
Was wondering if we had a Top Gun thread but yeah I thought this new one was great. The last half hour was thrilling, very Mission Impossible
― Vinnie, Friday, 27 May 2022 15:29 (two years ago) link
ILX was way ahead of the curve.
https://kotaku.com/morbius-memes-twitch-movie-morbing-time-nintendo-switch-1848987370
― jmm, Saturday, 28 May 2022 01:07 (two years ago) link
Walter Chaw makes a decent case for the new TG: https://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2022/05/top-gun-maverick.html
(still a tough sell for me, I admit; the original may be my very least favorite of the big 80s blockbusters)
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday, 29 May 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
is this where we are talking about tom gun: cruise control starring my favorite action star tom gun
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 13:47 (two years ago) link
anyway, maverick: totally fine! really thrilling sports movie where the sport is murdering people for the government in a big fast plane. pretty much nothing gay about it except for the brief instances where cruise mourns his long-departed life partner goose, but at least true to form the straight romantic scenes are hilariously parodic and boring. (love connelly though, her presence in any movie is... comforting(?) to me. need to bring this up to my therapist.) and nowhere near as beautiful and palatial as the first but it functions much better as a blockbuster
it is also awful evil propaganda and that only really settled in when they're celebrating their kills at the end :) i like a lot of reagan-era "the cities are swarming with drug-addicted mutants and the only person who can save you is a cop who doesn't play by the rules and his enormous gun" conservative propaganda (and of course i also love the cia propaganda franchise also starring my beloved tom gun) that feels like it transpires in a hilarious fantasy universe only vaguely attached to ours, but i can perceive the real world consequences of the collected tom guns a lot more when i actually watch them. i already know i would hate to fly a really fast plane with a gun attached to it, but i will say it made flying a really fast plane seem so attractive, aside from all the scenes of people's faces bending backward because of the all of the fuckin gs they're absorbing (which made me think... oh, this is technology morphing the human body into new shapes... and my brain autospliced the opening airplane hangar scene from cronenberg's crash into the film)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 13:59 (two years ago) link
When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 14:24 (two years ago) link
tom gun drops to his knees to make out with the zip in ice kilmer's stomach, tony scott returns from the dead to light the strands of saliva between tongue cruise and val's cancer
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 14:55 (two years ago) link
excellent review Brad!
i also enjoyed it more than I expected... it's very well constructed as a war-sport-mission-popcorn movie. agreed that the romance doesn't quite sing, but those scenes still has more in them for me than all the stuff with the generic new recruits. although i guess it worked for some --- when the shithead guy steps up and does something useful, a mild round of applause went up from somewhere in the auditorium. my partner whispered to me, baffled: "who's a fan of Hangman?!
but the real step down from the original was aesthetic... Scott and the score gave it this amazing hazy overpowering quality that's really been smoothed out here.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 June 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
also i couldn't get past how stupid their mission was. really? there's no other way to do this? what if you sent in, idk, a slightly higher number of planes. oh right, only the enemy has the super advanced unstoppable Fifth Generation Fighters. clearly we've starved the Pentagon for too long.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 June 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link
put me down as someone for whom the new recruits worked, but that's prob because they're like the crew of a slasher film, all paper-thin archetypes
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 18:45 (two years ago) link
I kept thinking of the Futurama line about "a dedicated young man, with no characteristics."
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 June 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link
lol
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link
this could easily become "most promising" if they do the right thing and cast danny devito as the title character
A live-action film is in development based on the classic arcade game with an endless appetite, #PacMan https://t.co/Z6nBd7qgmD pic.twitter.com/aG98LUtTym— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) August 8, 2022
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 August 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link
predator 5 best predator
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Monday, 8 August 2022 19:34 (two years ago) link
Y’all have almost convinced me to watch it.
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 8 August 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link
All the manbabies on Twitter whining about the ending has convinced me to watch it.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 August 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link