City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link
neither of us will have enough players left at this rate
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 May 2022 15:50 (two years ago) link
Burnley on their way to the little leagues.
Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link
Never in doubt….
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 22 May 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link
23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022
― gyac, Sunday, 22 May 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link
You got what you wanted!
― imago, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
Monkey's paw lol
― very interesting piece by (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
Congrats to City! Well deserved!
― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
more like perp guardiola
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:13 (two years ago) link
First club to really embrace the transhuman
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 May 2022 08:21 (two years ago) link
City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.
― Ste, Monday, 23 May 2022 09:46 (two years ago) link
no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.
also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:19 (two years ago) link
everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.
― oscar bravo, Monday, 23 May 2022 13:22 (two years ago) link
They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 23 May 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2022/may/24/bbc-apologises-after-manchester-united-are-rubbish-appears-on-ticker-video
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 10:50 (two years ago) link
They report objective facts for once and still apologize?
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link
It's Manchester United who should be apologizing to Manchester United fans, amirite?
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 11:12 (two years ago) link
⚽️ Great goal from Wolves forward Hwang Hee-Chan as South Korea lead against Chile at half time.pic.twitter.com/72t2Tco0k9#WWFC | #Wolves— Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) June 6, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 6 June 2022 12:12 (one year ago) link
Knew there'd be some of ours giving him stick in the comments
― hello duckness my old friend (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 June 2022 12:23 (one year ago) link
that went well
Romelu Lukaku's loan move back to Inter Milan is now complete - 8m euros for the year #cfc— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) June 21, 2022
― Number None, Tuesday, 21 June 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
Forest apparently willing to stump up £180 k pw for Lingard doesn't surprise me. If they've got the financial clout to fix playoff finals then they can afford that.
― calzino, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link
lmao Everton lost 4-0 to Minnesota United of MLS.
I was going to say "well, it was their D squad", but their starting 11 is already a D-squad, so idk if that would have helped.
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 July 2022 02:27 (one year ago) link
xp, Oof, just seen that Forest have signed the two players with the denied penalties in the final, yr feelings towards the tricky trees cannot be warm right now
― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 July 2022 09:02 (one year ago) link
The EPL needs a motto, what's Latin for "More money than sense"?
― Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2022 09:07 (one year ago) link
plus pecunia quam sapientia?
― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 July 2022 10:04 (one year ago) link
O’Brien was the heartbeat of the team and is irreplaceable, his departure is probably the reason Corberan walked. Toffolo on the other hand had a pretty indifferent season till the last dozen games where he suddenly turned into to best leftback in the champo. But I doubt he'll be first choice, nor make any impact in the prem. And we can't really complain about the manner of his leaving, we got him from Lincoln for a song after he'd seen out his contract to the last year and refused to sign a new one there, same again. And he's been replaced by the impressive looking Japanese international, Yuta Nakayama. But they've had our pants down with O'Brien, he's worth double the alleged £8m and add ons. Hope they go bust etc...
― calzino, Thursday, 21 July 2022 11:15 (one year ago) link
Charity Shield was against all odds an actually great game. Haaland ok did fuckall eventual, but I coould see him dominating the next season, he's a fucken beast
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 30 July 2022 18:40 (one year ago) link
I thought it was kind of telling that he spent an hour or so making smart runs off the shoulder with no one picking him out in favour of playing a safe backwards or sideways ballwithin 15 seconds of Nunez coming on Liverpool were pinging balls over the top for him to chase every time they got on the ball.It almost certainly won’t make a difference in the long run but it’s fucking criminal how boring city are with the talent they’ve got
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link
Haaland is going to score boatloads. Don’t fancy having to look at his mug constantly, but he’s built for the PL.
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
He would score boatloads anywhere he played tbf
― Let's Get Ready to Trimble (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 July 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link
well sure but i'm not looking forward to watching it is what i'm saying
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 30 July 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link
there is a reality in which Grealish wide on the left with Haaland up top is a joyfully destructive wrecking machine but i don't think this will go down like that. Haaland will score for fun and City will be unstoppable anyway but whatever else it may be it doesn't look like being an aesthetic triumph
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 30 July 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link
which is not a judgement on 70 mins of a young player making his debut in a meaningless pre-season friendly so much as a condemnation of Guardiola's City in the round. boring cunts.
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 30 July 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
Are we starting a new thread
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 August 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link
22/23 EPL (and Wolves) thread
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link